2 More USC Players Arrested!

[NDinL.A.]

SHOCKER!!! 2 more USC football players, including star D-Lineman and future top 10 pick Everson Griffin (who might murder JC if our line isn't ready), got arrested while partying in Massachusetts. Griffin has been an underachieving problem for USC since he's been there, but he put it all together this spring and by all accounts is looking to have a monster year. Poor guy, after this arrest, is going to have to run extra laps after practice as punishment. That'll show Petey.

Two more things:
1. Those guys are HUGE. I went to the USC game in SB 2 years ago, and it's men against boys as far as sheer size goes, aside from strength and speed. ND is getting bigger and stronger, but there's still disparity. But my point for this is, you just don't get that big, naturally. I'm sorry. Some guys, yes, have different body types and yada yada yada, they can get bigger easier. But too many football players, even college ones, are just HUUUUGE. Too f'ing big. I'm sure there have been ND players that have juived too, but they need to check the water down in Trojan Land. Their whole freaking team is jacked up. Test these damn athletes more please, including ND guys. (another topic for another day - why do roided up football players get a free pass, while baseball players get skewered by the media and fans alike?

2. Scroll down and check out Rampage Jackson dry-humping the reporter/slash ring girl (who's very hot btw). It's freakin' hilarious!

Boston.BarstoolSports.com

 

[jcook1965]

No surprise here.......

 

[BGIF]

NANTUCKET POLICE BLOTTER | www.nantucketindependent.com | The Nantucket Independent Newspaper

NANTUCKET POLICE BLOTTER
<!-- Page Number: 4-->Nantucket police blotter for the week ending Tuesday, July 7, 2009. Information provided by the Nantucket Police Department. All subjects are presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

Saturday, July 4 ...
11:21 p.m. Five men were arrested at 2 Morgan Square on charges of breach of the peace. They were: Jordan A. Moore, 21, of Corona, Calif.; Everson D. Griffen, 21, of Los Angeles, Calif.; Tyler Tannock, 20, of Barrington, R.I.; Samuel Chrupcala, 18, of Barrington, R.I. and Chad Egan, 21, of Fort Lauderdale, Fla.

 

[BGIF]

Petey to the peace breachers:

I'm terribly disappointed in your conduct on Nantucket. How many times have the coaches told you guys, "Don't get caught!". As punishment you will be required to organize and personally supervise entertainment for offical visits for this year's recruiting class. Do those blondes need tickets?

 

[jason_h537]

Poor Griffen, he will probably have to sit out a whole quarter of the season opener.

 

[WabashFalcon]

They see him rolling... they hating... patroling... they caught Everson fighting dirty...

 

[TDHeysus]

I just dont get it..what is wrong with the authorities??? they are always picking on USC players. it doesnt matter what state or city they are in, they always get picked on. its totally unfair.....

 

[BGIF]

I just dont get it..what is wrong with the authorities??? they are always picking on USC players. it doesnt matter what state or city they are in, they always get picked on. its totally unfair.....

Rumor has it the Nantucket cops were profiling. They used a copy of the U$C Football Media Guide to I.D. the perps.

 

[IrishInFl]

Ya know, I heard that there once was a man from Nantucket.

 

[jason_h537]

Tell me about this man

 

[IrishInFl]

He was really popular with the ladies. Can you guess why?

 

[jason_h537]

hmmm, go on...

 

[IrishInFl]

To tell the truth, I don't know the full limerick. I assume it's epic.

 

[WabashFalcon]

I heard that that man from Nantucket,
Had a big dick and said fuck it,
He would stroke it all day,
And to the ladies, he'd say,
For only eighty dollars you can suck it.

So as the story goes you see,
The man is not like you and me,
He has women pay him for sex,
And as a Giggilo it is a vex,
That his body is ripe with STDs.

So remember the story you read,
About the man that gets paid for head,
His tale may be sad,
But I know you'll all be glad,
To hear his last job was your mother in your bed.

 

[BGIF]

Several variations

Several variations

The original version came out of a contest to write a limerick (clean one it was the 20's) This verse was the first from Nantucket:
<DL><DD>There once was a man from Nantucket <DD>Who kept all his cash in a bucket. <DL><DD>But his daughter, named Nan, <DD>Ran away with a man </DD></DL><DD>And as for the bucket, Nantucket. </DD></DL>That inspired another competion. And brought forth a response from another Massachusetts town, Pawtucket,:
<DL><DD>But he followed the pair to Pawtucket, <DD>The man and the girl with the bucket; <DL><DD>And he said to the man, <DD>He was welcome to Nan, </DD></DL><DD>But as for the bucket, Pawtucket. </DD></DL>which a New Yorker to responsd with another verse incorporating a town on Long Island, Manhasset:
<DL><DD>Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset, <DD>Where he still held the cash as an asset, <DL><DD>But Nan and the man <DD>Stole the money and ran, </DD></DL><DD>And as for the bucket, Manhasset. </DD></DL>The Pawtucket times added the 4th verse"
<DL><DD>Of this story we hear from Nantucket, <DD>About the mysterious loss of a bucket, <DL><DD>We are sorry for Nan, <DD>As well as the man— </DD></DL><DD>The cash and the bucket, Pawtucket.</DD></DL>The Man From Nantucket is Limerick Writing 101 core material.

Wabash's version and other blue version are usually recited at keggers usually around the second or third keg.

Google The Man From Nantucket and you'll find other versions, all pithier than Wabash's

 

[BGIF]

Check the last paragraph

Check the last paragraph

Two USC football players arrested

<!--subtitle--><!--byline-->By Scott Wolf, Staff Writer
<!--date-->Updated: 07/08/2009 10:52:32 PM PDT

<!--secondary date-->Two USC football players arrested - LA Daily News



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USC football players Everson Griffen and Jordan Campbell were arrested on the Fourth of July on charges of breach of peace.
Griffen, a junior defensive end, and Campbell, a junior linebacker, were arrested in Nantucket, Mass. USC coach Pete Carroll was made aware of the situation on Wednesday afternoon. He is on vacation and was unavailable for comment.
"We're aware of it and we're looking into it," a school spokesperson said.
Neither Griffen nor Campbell was suspended by Carroll. Three other men were arrested with Griffen and Campbell: Tyler Tannock, 20, of Barrington, R.I.; Samuel Chrupcala, 18, of Barrington, R.I. and Chad Egan, 21, of Fort Lauderdale, Fla. The group was arrested at 11:21 p.m. on the Fourth of July.

Campbell appeared on the police report as Jordan A. Moore. That is the name that appears on all official USC paperwork for him.

So let me get this straight Jordan Campbell gave the police an alias, but it's not really an alias, as that's the name used on his NCAA USC scholarship, transcript, etc. but he plays under the name of Jordan Campbell. Why?

Who's academic record got him qualified, Campbell or Moore.

 

[Bubba]

My guess is, and it's only a guess, we live in an era when mommy and daddy aren't always both in the picture. His name on his birth certificate is Moore, but he prefers Campbell because that's the name of the person who raised him.

And he probably qualified on Smith's academic records!!

 

[IrishAddiction]

I hate USC.

 

[TDHeysus]

Who's academic record got him qualified, Campbell or Moore.

I hate USC.

those cheating bastids!!

 

[WabashFalcon]

I've said it three times previously, now ready for number four:

*Eherm*


U$C can......... GARGLE MY BALLZ!!!!


(with a Z this time)