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Sureal

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Neutered,

Never tried. When you find out please relay that inside information to the rest of us.
 
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You know I may just make gloves out of bacon this year for football season. keeps me warm yet if I'm hungry I can just chew off my gloves, plus all the big girls will want to lick my fingers.
 

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Bacon Hot pockets.... Are they on the market? Didn't see any in the local Sunoco gas station mini mart where their little lunch meat section is at...
 

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While we are on the topic, what is everyones impression of the Baconnator? I think it is TOO much bacon.
 

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Funny you mentioned it I have one in each of my pockets right now...

Never too much bacon. Maybe rushing death but never too much bacon.

Somebody needs to move this thread from football talk. The only pigskin we're talking about is the loose and salty kind...
 

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Well, while I'm asking questions about bacon, I may as well go all out.

1.) Do you use bacon bits in your salad?

2.) Do you give your dog beggin' strips (it's bacon!)?
 

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Anybody else want to hit this softball?

IrishinFL asked a question that most bacon novices do...
Yup.

I'll take the back seat for this one.
 

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Seriously mods...this thread needs to be renamed..."The Bacon Thread"
 

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The Bacon Three Cheese sub at Charlie's Grilled Subs w/ a side of fries covered in cheddar and BACON!!

A true man sandwich that is... Guaranteed to grow 5% of chest hair after each serving of said meal.
 

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Whenever I cook bacon, I save the bacon grease and then put it on my dogs' dry food that evening. It is so bad, that whenever I start cooking bacon, my dogs will sit just outside the kitchen, staring at me and drooling all over the place. But, then again, I am drooling all over the place too, so it is just a mess.

I will also take some of the grease from the bacon, slice some small white or red potatoes, and then cook them up in a pan. Oh boy! Hits the spot. You can also cook your chicken in just a little bit of left over bacon grease. Not exactly a health plate, but it tastes so good!
 

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Whenever I cook bacon, I save the bacon grease and then put it on my dogs' dry food that evening. It is so bad, that whenever I start cooking bacon, my dogs will sit just outside the kitchen, staring at me and drooling all over the place. But, then again, I am drooling all over the place too, so it is just a mess.

I will also take some of the grease from the bacon, slice some small white or red potatoes, and then cook them up in a pan. Oh boy! Hits the spot. You can also cook your chicken in just a little bit of left over bacon grease. Not exactly a health plate, but it tastes so good!

I've got a friend that cooks his popcorn in his bacon grease. I've never had it but it sounds interesting....and heart-atacky.
 

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I've got a friend that cooks his popcorn in his bacon grease. I've never had it but it sounds interesting....and heart-atacky.

Dude, use bacon grease in place of butter or PAM in any cooking you do. OMFG, bacon grease is the new canola oil. Oh wait, it is not because it will give you a heart attack, but it is frickin' awesome.

BACON ROCKS!!!
 

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Whenever I cook bacon, I save the bacon grease and then put it on my dogs' dry food that evening. It is so bad, that whenever I start cooking bacon, my dogs will sit just outside the kitchen, staring at me and drooling all over the place. But, then again, I am drooling all over the place too, ...

I know some cardiovascular surgeons that are drooling as they read your post. They've already harvested your "cookie" for their database and have an OR scheduled for your future bypass surgery.

Considering the likelihood of Ohillary socialized medicine ... you may want to consider bacon based milkshakes now to beat the 6 year waiting list down the road.
 

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Dude, use bacon grease in place of butter or PAM in any cooking you do. OMFG, bacon grease is the new canola oil. Oh wait, it is not because it will give you a heart attack, but it is frickin' awesome.

BACON ROCKS!!!

I am a great cook and can nail anything from southern to filipino to mexican... and I am a very heath cconsicous cook as well...

BUT bacon fat MUST go in to dishes... Mexican fried rice and sotuhern style shrimp and grits...


if anyone wants a recipe I'll be glad to drop em...
 

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I know some cardiovascular surgeons that are drooling as they read your post. They've already harvested your "cookie" for their database and have an OR scheduled for your future bypass surgery.

Considering the likelihood of Ohillary socialized medicine ... you may want to consider bacon based milkshakes now to beat the 6 year waiting list down the road.

lol
 

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I know some cardiovascular surgeons that are drooling as they read your post. They've already harvested your "cookie" for their database and have an OR scheduled for your future bypass surgery.

Considering the likelihood of Ohillary socialized medicine ... you may want to consider bacon based milkshakes now to beat the 6 year waiting list down the road.

Oddly enough, my cholesterol and everything else check out just fine. I love to eat, and my diet can be terrible at times, but I am in good shape. I work out hard so I can eat what I want. I do everything in moderation.

Now, these "bacon based milkshakes" you speak of...I am intrigued.
 

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I am a great cook and can nail anything from southern to filipino to mexican... and I am a very heath cconsicous cook as well...

BUT bacon fat MUST go in to dishes... Mexican fried rice and sotuhern style shrimp and grits...


if anyone wants a recipe I'll be glad to drop em...

I'm with ya brother. I do thin sliced potatoes, as thin as possible like chips, and coat them with a thin layer of bacon grease and a little salt, pop them in the oven until crispy. Mix up a little aoli dipping sauce and...voila!...great tailgate food.

Send me your Mexican fried rice recipe when you have a chance.
 

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I'm with ya brother. I do thin sliced potatoes, as thin as possible like chips, and coat them with a thin layer of bacon grease and a little salt, pop them in the oven until crispy. Mix up a little aoli dipping sauce and...voila!...great tailgate food.

Send me your Mexican fried rice recipe when you have a chance.


I do the same... but I use olive oil... and simply fry them up o the stove... GREAT home made potato chips...

sure thing... I'll send it later today... hopefully you have a rice cooker, much easier that way...
 

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I do the same... but I use olive oil... and simply fry them up o the stove... GREAT home made potato chips...

sure thing... I'll send it later today... hopefully you have a rice cooker, much easier that way...

Funny you should say that because my wife and I were given a rice cooker for our wedding (didn't register for it) and we haven't used it once. This will be a good excuse to bust it out and make some fried rice.
 

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Funny you should say that because my wife and I were given a rice cooker for our wedding (didn't register for it) and we haven't used it once. This will be a good excuse to bust it out and make some fried rice.

nice, I'll drop it here after I get back from a meeting...
 

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Great topic guys, but really in that order? From dog hair to bacon grease, to the least important sex issue...oh and midgets too. I wonder if you could use bacon grease as a personal lubrication?
 

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Oddly enough, my cholesterol and everything else check out just fine. I love to eat, and my diet can be terrible at times, but I am in good shape. I work out hard so I can eat what I want. I do everything in moderation.

Now, these "bacon based milkshakes" you speak of...I am intrigued.

You sound like bacon buttermilk egg creme frappe kinda guy.

I'm probably more a turkey bacon skim milk stirred not shaken kind of guy.
 

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Wait! I just got a fantastic idea...

What if... and I mean WHAT IF!!!! after having a nice, greasy bacon cheeseburger... we could use the left over bacon greese as a cheap sexual lubricant!???!??!?!??!
 
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