Who are you voting for?

[NDOM]

Who are you voting for for the Presidential Election?

 

[NDOM]

Hmm. This is a tough one.

 

[NDOM]

For real though I'm just not sure yet. Toss up as of now. I have it narrowed down to my final 2.

 

[Ultimate Penn St. Hater]

PA might actually mean something in this election.

 

[Win4Gipper]

Anyone but Hillary!!!!

I am about as conservative as they come and I dont like politicians who are want to take my money from me.

Huckabee is the most conservative guy(Hillary pee's standing up too) left so he would have my vote.

NDOM whats your stand on taxes... I am willing to throw my support your way if you dont plan on taking all of my money

 

[tko]

NDOM has so many vBucks he doesn't have to pay taxes.

 

[NDOM]

Anyone but Hillary!!!!

I am about as conservative as they come and I dont like politicians who are want to take my money from me.

Huckabee is the most conservative guy(Hillary pee's standing up too) left so he would have my vote.

NDOM whats your stand on taxes... I am willing to throw my support your way if you dont plan on taking all of my money

I will officially lower taxes. I would rather raise the sales tax a tiny bit that way we dont get any taxes taken out of our paychecks. Hmmm.

 

[KamaraPolice]

Dont blame ME, I voted for Dukakis.

 

[Win4Gipper]

also, NDOM to take care of the homeless problem, my parents have advised that they would be willing to let you bus them all up to their place in North Dakota... If you do it in the fall they will have a nice couple of months of clean air and nice scenery... then winter will come along and we wont have a homeless problem anymore

 

[NDOM]

also, NDOM to take care of the homeless problem, my parents have advised that they would be willing to let you bus them all up to their place in North Dakota... If you do it in the fall they will have a nice couple of months of clean air and nice scenery... then winter will come along and we wont have a homeless problem anymore

Nice. I dont know how I feel about the homeless. I do feel bad for them especially when its ass cold out. I also feel that alot (not all of them) can do something about it. I have alot of homeless people and poor people ask me for 50 cents all the time and I ask myself if they have that much motivation they could probly go and apply at the local McDonalds or something.

 

[Win4Gipper]

Nice. I dont know how I feel about the homeless. I do feel bad for them especially when its ass cold out. I also feel that alot (not all of them) can do something about it. I have alot of homeless people and poor people ask me for 50 cents all the time and I ask myself if they have that much motivation they could probly go and apply at the local McDonalds or something.

yeah, I was lieing about my parents being willing anyway... the cattle wouldnt be able to put up with the smell and when the cattle are pissed no one is happy

Another option with the homeless would be to arm them and send them to Iraq... we all know that insurgents cant stand the homeless.... they will get sick of being bothered for change and will eventually leave the country

***Disclaimer*** this writer does not promote the arming of the homeless...arming of the homeless is being done to prevent lawsuit. No homeless people were harmed during the writing of this message ***Disclaimer***

 

[NDOM]

yeah, I was lieing about my parents being willing anyway... the cattle wouldnt be able to put up with the smell and when the cattle are pissed no one is happy

Another option with the homeless would be to arm them and send them to Iraq... we all know that insurgents cant stand the homeless.... they will get sick of being bothered for change and will eventually leave the country

***Disclaimer*** this writer does not promote the arming of the homeless...arming of the homeless is being done to prevent lawsuit. No homeless people were harmed during the writing of this message ***Disclaimer***

Oh wow. Reps. My sides hurt from laughing.

 

[NDOM]

Hmmm. I see stoney sabotaged my post. Damn him!

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Who what where?

 

[Bubba]

Dont blame ME, I voted for Dukakis.

I'm voting for KP because he bought my vote like a real politician!

KP, I expect prompt payment in unmarked vbucks in the amount you offered or my vote will be revoked!!

 

[NDOM]

Who what where?

I gotta give ya reps for that stoney. Ohhh the things that a mod can do.

 

[IrishinTN]

Nice. I dont know how I feel about the homeless. I do feel bad for them especially when its ass cold out. I also feel that alot (not all of them) can do something about it. I have alot of homeless people and poor people ask me for 50 cents all the time and I ask myself if they have that much motivation they could probly go and apply at the local McDonalds or something.

I work with the homeless in Nashville. Many of them already have jobs, they just can't afford a place with the money they make. Or they got so used to not having to pay for their own place, they gave up caring about one and live in the mission or dozens of churches who open their doors. Many even carry cell phones and some even have vehicles. Those are the ones who are closest to getting back on their feet. But you are right in that many have just given up. Very sad when you see entire families come in.

 

[Win4Gipper]

I work with the homeless in Nashville. Many of them already have jobs, they just can't afford a place with the money they make. Or they got so used to not having to pay for their own place, they gave up caring about one and live in the mission or dozens of churches who open their doors. Many even carry cell phones and some even have vehicles. Those are the ones who are closest to getting back on their feet. But you are right in that many have just given up. Very sad when you see entire families come in.

Out of respect for IrishinTN I have John Kerry'd my opinion of the homeless... and no longer promote their demise for personal gain....

instead NDOM's new platfor should be womans rights.... I will no longer force my wife to make me Cabbage and Kolbasa on NFL draft day... instead I will allow her to chose between making me cabbage and kolbasa or cleaning the garage

Also, every other week I will allow her to leave the toilet seat down and if she is lucky I will light a match after droppin a duece.

When the affects of Cincinnati's finest chili hits me bad and I stir up some nasty trouser gravy I will let the wife choose between throwing my chonies away or washing them...

It has not been easy for me to lose my sexist ways but I am willing to try anything in support of NDOM's presidential hopes!!

 

[NDOM]

Out of respect for IrishinTN I have John Kerry'd my opinion of the homeless... and no longer promote their demise for personal gain....

instead NDOM's new platfor should be womans rights.... I will no longer force my wife to make me Cabbage and Kolbasa on NFL draft day... instead I will allow her to chose between making me cabbage and kolbasa or cleaning the garage

Also, every other week I will allow her to leave the toilet seat down and if she is lucky I will light a match after droppin a duece.
When the affects of Cincinnati's finest chili hits me bad and I stir up some nasty trouser gravy I will let the wife choose between throwing my chonies away or washing them...

It has not been easy for me to lose my sexist ways but I am willing to try anything in support of NDOM's presidential hopes!!

Oh my god. Dude I think I may have ruptured something laughing so hard. THAT was a great piece of literature.

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

I gotta give ya reps for that stoney. Ohhh the things that a mod can do.

Thank you, thank you.....I'll be here all week.

 

[IrishGrizz]

Out of respect for IrishinTN I have John Kerry'd my opinion of the homeless... and no longer promote their demise for personal gain....

instead NDOM's new platfor should be womans rights.... I will no longer force my wife to make me Cabbage and Kolbasa on NFL draft day... instead I will allow her to chose between making me cabbage and kolbasa or cleaning the garage

Also, every other week I will allow her to leave the toilet seat down and if she is lucky I will light a match after droppin a duece.

When the affects of Cincinnati's finest chili hits me bad and I stir up some nasty trouser gravy I will let the wife choose between throwing my chonies away or washing them...

It has not been easy for me to lose my sexist ways but I am willing to try anything in support of NDOM's presidential hopes!!

Win4Gip won my vote. Where is the write in portion of the ballot???

 

[notredomer23]

John McCain. If Ron Paul didnt want an immidiated pull out and didnt believe Bush was behind 9/11 though he would be a good candidate

 

[Sureal]

Win4Gipper that was hilarious!!!

I'm voting for Alicia Keyes...

 

[Sureal]

Who in the ham sandwich is Alan Keyes? I thought it was Alicia...

 

[grantphilly]

ron paul

 

[Win4Gipper]

Win4Gip won my vote. Where is the write in portion of the ballot???

Oh, I am not a candidate... if you like my ideas vote for NDOM... I am kind of like an unrelated Chris Farley black sheep supporter if his campaign...

 

[IrishGrizz]

ron paul

I couldn't vote for a cross dresser.. no wait, that was Rue Paul. Never mind.

 

[NDOM]

Oh, I am not a candidate... if you like my ideas vote for NDOM... I am kind of like an unrelated Chris Farley black sheep supporter if his campaign...

LOL! Youre just as qualified as I am. I hereby announce Win4Gipper my running mate. He shall receive my interest on every other bank interest payment.

 

[Win4Gipper]

LOL! Youre just as qualified as I am. I hereby announce Win4Gipper my running mate. He shall receive my interest on every other bank interest payment.

I accept!!!! I will have an updated policy idea by the end of the night... hmmm what should we discuss this time; healthcare, foriegn policy, illigal immigration... I will have to see

 

[NDOM]

I accept!!!! I will have an updated policy idea by the end of the night... hmmm what should we discuss this time; healthcare, foriegn policy, illigal immigration... I will have to see

If you can make me laugh like I did last night I will be happy to pay you my next bank interest payment. That was classic.