Nominations accepted for dumbass of the year (Mark May Award)

stonebreakerwasgod

LMI steals vbucks
Messages
7,295
Reaction score
623
and no, IE members are not valid entries.

My entry goes to this dude.

Radio 1 DJ who was set to play Dubai arrested at airport over drugs and pornography
His case is causing huge controversy in the United Arab Emirates (UAE), where strict laws rooted in conservative Islam sometimes clash with the liberal values of its expatriate citizens and the millions of tourists who visit every year.

Drugs and pornographic material are strictly banned in the UAE.

There have been several cases of foreigners serving years in jail after being found guilty of trying to smuggle even small amounts of drugs into the country.

I mean, come on, didn't this dude get the memo about muslim countries not exactly being open to drugs and porn (unless you're higher echelon)
Dumbass!
 

Junkhead

Community Mod
Messages
7,595
Reaction score
1,354
Dumbass? How about the entire UAE for banning porn? If porn is outlawed, only outlaws with have porn.
 

daytonirish

Ian Williams 4 Heisman
Messages
703
Reaction score
100
I will go with the Naples, Italy court that sent summons to Tweety Bird, Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse,and of course is girlfriend Daisy. They were supposed to appear Friday in court in a counterfeiting case agianst a Chinese man accused of stealing from Disney and Warner Bros. They were listed as damaged parties. (Yahoo News). At least they could have summond Bugs Bunny so we all could have heard the great saying (Whats up Doc).
 

stonebreakerwasgod

LMI steals vbucks
Messages
7,295
Reaction score
623
Then chalk up China, which monitors the net (I wonder who the moderator of the internet is over there??) religiously (pun intended).
 

NDOM

Banned
Messages
5,970
Reaction score
479
I vote this guy :banghead2 as dumbass of the year. just think: Banging your head on a brick wall all year long. OUCH!
 

connor_in

Oh Yeeaah!!!
Messages
11,433
Reaction score
1,006
Dumbass? How about the entire UAE for banning porn? If porn is outlawed, only outlaws with have porn.

If they outlawed outlaws, then only outlaws would have outlawed outlaws...right?

(too much cold medication)
 

KamaraPolice

Reps Are a Girls BFF
Messages
3,077
Reaction score
297
Mike Vick is stupid. OJ is stupid.

But Dumbass of the Year?

Les Miles.

How can one even question? His inability to coach is becoming more apparent and soon everyone will hold my long felt belief that he cannot coach. So what does he do? He turns down going home to stay at LSU. Does this guy really think LSU is going to keep him around long after he blows it against OSU and then blows it again until recruits start shunning their in-state school?

Les Miles, The Worst Person in the World... oops, wrong one,

Les Miles, Dumbass of the Year!
 

SoCalDomer

New member
Messages
4,954
Reaction score
412
Nominations accepted for dumbass of the year

DonkeyDumbAss.jpg


did he really think he could pull that big cart?
 

KAPLAN

Active member
Messages
874
Reaction score
60
Pac Man Jones, that guy defines DA. He started a fight with Albert Haynesworth the other day. Haynesworth weighs 325.
 

SouthernIrish

IE's original sweetheart
Messages
1,158
Reaction score
131
The Teddy Bear teacher in the Sudan could win. I tread around religion pretty carefully here in the USA at school. If I were in a Muslim extremist country I am pretty sure I would be knowledgeable enough to not name the stuffed animal something that would land me forty lashes.
 

onenybrother

The Giver of Articles
Messages
1,404
Reaction score
151
Pac Man Jones, that guy defines DA. He started a fight with Albert Haynesworth the other day. Haynesworth weighs 325.[/QUOTE

Is this the same Haynesworth who was suspended for kicking a Cowboy without his helmet. So that will be 2 dumbass of the years fighting.
 

KAPLAN

Active member
Messages
874
Reaction score
60
I say KAPLAN for using his wedding pic as an avatar.

Since I am not getting married till May it cannot be my picture. It is from a wedding I went to in Chattanooga for my friend Mark. Do you know him?
 

stonebreakerwasgod

LMI steals vbucks
Messages
7,295
Reaction score
623
Kaplan, you're gonna gonna get hit by people trying to thief your vbucks.

For a paltry 10 million initally, and for only 1 million per week....I can GUARANTEE that your money will be secure.
 

NDChatt

The Mayor Of Riceville
Messages
216
Reaction score
21
Since I am not getting married till May it cannot be my picture. It is from a wedding I went to in Chattanooga for my friend Mark. Do you know him?

No I have only heard "myths" and "legends" about him. Do you know him?
 

stonebreakerwasgod

LMI steals vbucks
Messages
7,295
Reaction score
623
Agreed.

With Spinner and my agent, and Socal as my counsel......I am prepared to help Kaplan w/ protecting his sizeable fortune.
 
Top