OK, I think I've figured out what a big part of your problem is. You don't have any good insults in your repertoire. Just repeating the same tired, dumb, childish one over and over doesn't really work. It's like spluttering, "Oh yeah?? Well, uh, you're a stinky pot!" over and over. Not effective. So, I'm gonna help you out and teach you a few new ones if you like, and help you learn how to use them. Here's how it will work. You say something to me... insult me, threaten me, or even just say something you think is really intelligent, and I'm gonna show you how to respond to that like a boss. Come on bro, it'll be fun, you'll learn some new skills, and I'll feel like I'm helping you out.