Ucla QB Cowen hurt throat cannot speak?

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Quarterback Patrick Cowan lost his voice after taking a hit to his throat during the Oregon game.

Cowan had to visit the emergency room to have his vocal box examined when UCLA
returned from the Oregon game. He is going to rest his voice the remainder of the week and hopefully be able to call plays during Saturday's game against Notre Dame. Osaar Rasshan is prepairing to play if Cowan's voice doesn't return by gametime.


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At least he won't make a verbal guarantee.
 

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The Bruin Bob possibilities are endless here, but I'll give it a rest.
 

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If Cowen doesn't play, there's no way UCLA has any chance with their 3rd string QB.

If that happend to us, we'd be playing one of our freshman. Probably DJ.
 

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Bruin Bob wastes no opportunity to spread his devine message.

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Silent!!! You unholy pig-dog!!!!! The great and chaste Cowan will not have his superior intellect and leadership muted such as a lamp that is hidden beneath a bushel. His fortitude shall be broadcast to his loyal denizens through the magical power of mental telapathy that has been bestowed upon him by the great prophet. Not even the blood curdling screams of the papist horde that begs for mercy like a flea riden mutt begs for scrap of rotten flesh shall quelch the undeniable message of truth and victory from Patrick the Great.
 
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This just begs for the ND fans to be LOUD at this game. I have been to too many games where the 'wine and cheese eaters' sit in the stands and get pissed when you cheer or stand. This is football for cryin' out loud...get pumped!!!
 

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This just begs for the ND fans to be LOUD at this game. I have been to too many games where the 'wine and cheese eaters' sit in the stands and get pissed when you cheer or stand. This is football for cryin' out loud...get pumped!!!
They should be LOUD every game. That's one thing that our big time opponents have going for them that we do not. Aside from a few games, our crowd (aside from the student section) is generally pretty quiet. It's pretty sad actually.
 

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They should be LOUD every game. That's one thing that our big time opponents have going for them that we do not. Aside from a few games, our crowd (aside from the student section) is generally pretty quiet. It's pretty sad actually.

I agree. When I'm watching the games on TV, I frequently ask myself "why is the crowd so dead?". You go to any Top SEC team's venue and it is loud as hell through the whole game when the home team is winning. The crowd should be alot louder than it is.
 
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Cowan's struggling whisper in the huddle: "Slot right, thirty-five counter-trap on center snap.
Cowan to his center: "When I tickle your balls, hike it."
 

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Cowan's struggling whisper in the huddle: "Slot right, thirty-five counter-trap on center snap.
Cowan to his center: "When I tickle your balls, hike it."

Now that is the funniest post I have ever read on here!! Just awsome!!!!
 
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Silent!!! You unholy pig-dog!!!!! The great and chaste Cowan will not have his superior intellect and leadership muted such as a lamp that is hidden beneath a bushel. His fortitude shall be broadcast to his loyal denizens through the magical power of mental telapathy that has been bestowed upon him by the great prophet. Not even the blood curdling screams of the papist horde that begs for mercy like a flea riden mutt begs for scrap of rotten flesh shall quelch the undeniable message of truth and victory from Patrick the Great.

I can't get enough of Bruin Bob. I'm actually going to be sad when the game is over because we probably won't see him as much.
 

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I can't get enough of Bruin Bob. I'm actually going to be sad when the game is over because we probably won't see him as much.


You will have reminder aplenty when the victorious Bruin army replaces the infadels' Touchdown Jesus with a glorious golden statue of the Great Prophet Bill Walton.
 
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You will have reminder aplenty when the victorious Bruin army replaces the infadels' Touchdown Jesus with a glorious golden statue of the Great Prophet Bill Walton.

Damn it, man! Is Bruin Bob ever off?! All praises due Alcinder!
 

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Bye week or not, the nut tickling snap count was funny!!
 
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In a related story, Coach Dorrell has made a switch in the athletic dorm room assignments of quarterback Patrick Cowan and center Robert Chai. The coach has asked they room together to increase their comraderie and improve their personal rapport.
Other athletes on their floor have stated the experiment seems to be working in that the two never seem to come out of their room.
 

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Silent!!! You unholy pig-dog!!!!! The great and chaste Cowan will not have his superior intellect and leadership muted such as a lamp that is hidden beneath a bushel. His fortitude shall be broadcast to his loyal denizens through the magical power of mental telapathy that has been bestowed upon him by the great prophet. Not even the blood curdling screams of the papist horde that begs for mercy like a flea riden mutt begs for scrap of rotten flesh shall quelch the undeniable message of truth and victory from Patrick the Great.

Hey, Bruin Bob... oh, nevermind.
 

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I'm pretty sure he was captured and gagged by the imperia...I mean coalition forces.
 
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