What Happens When We Die

[ACamp1900]

Angel Stadium... Can't escape Cali even in death

 

[JughedJones]

I am not a religious man. I don't buy into the concept of God, (at least how it's story is popularly told.)

However, there's a lot of good science out there that tells us that energy never truly dies, it just changes form. Now, I'm not at all a Buddhist, Hindu, or any other religion that believes in re-incarnation or even (obvious) karma. I do however think that our life doesn't necessarily die. It moves from one generation to the next.

I don't think there is an afterlife, be it good or bad. I do think that we all play an equally important role in keeping a beautiful species' spirit alive.

So... yeah.

 

[irishog77]

I want to be burned in a funeral pyre-- some real Viking or Achilles shit. And have some virgins sacrificed to accompany me along my journey. Then have some Biltmore Mansion-sized mausoleum built in my honor.

My family and friends better do this for me, or I'm gonna be pissed.

 

[IrishSteelhead]

My goal is the Tom Green approach:

1) cut off arms & legs of my corpse, and sew each back in wrong spot
2) tie mismatched body to top of wood paneled station wagon, douse with kerosene, set on fire
3) parade through hometown lit on fire
4) family gathers left over ashes from voyage, and puts them into two different bullets
5) one bullet kills gorilla, the other kills goat
6) bodies of gorilla and goat receive same treatment mine did (rooftop cremation)
7) remains of that are buried, and tombstone reads "here lies Steelhead: Half Gorilla, Half Goat

FIN

 

[Kaneyoufeelit]

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And send my vBucks to the Koon

 

[Kaneyoufeelit]

Scratch that

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[Kaneyoufeelit]

My plans are for my family to deal with me the cheapest manner that will allow them to grieve. Hopefully they'll just party. Get together and tell silly stories about themselves and I if they'd like. Have a few. Mourn if need be, but laugh most certainly.

If that means a pine plywood or particle wood box: great.

Because I won't be here anymore. All that remains was my shell.

The worm dyeth not.

Johnny, you're good people.

If I get a postcard, I will have one and tell AllGator stories.

Mourn as much as one can for an internet fellow.

Laugh about all the things that ND fans laugh about.

Save a seat over ND Stadium for a guy.

If you go first.

For me their are two options. They can have me stuffed and put in a rocker and share custody; or they can put me in seven little urns and each one of my kids can decide what they want to do : put me in an exalted spot; or, flush me down the toilet. Whatever they want.

If my dad proposes this to me, he is certainly getting stuffed. I get him on Sunday for GoT and my brother gets him whenever Michael Bay is blowing some shit up.

 

[Bluto]

This would be kind of cool.

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[Bogtrotter07]

Johnny, you're good people.

If I get a postcard, I will have one and tell AllGator stories.

Mourn as much as one can for an internet fellow.

Laugh about all the things that ND fans laugh about.

Save a seat over ND Stadium for a guy.

If you go first.



If my dad proposes this to me, he is certainly getting stuffed. I get him on Sunday for GoT and my brother gets him whenever Michael Bay is blowing some shit up.

You and your dad are my kind of guys!

 

[ACamp1900]

I want to be burned in a funeral pyre-- some real Viking or Achilles shit. And have some virgins sacrificed to accompany me along my journey. Then have some Biltmore Mansion-sized mausoleum built in my honor.

My family and friends better do this for me, or I'm gonna be pissed.

I have said this many times... it would be super cool... lol at rest.