Kate Upton SI Swimsuit Covergirl

[GATTACA!]

 

[KPENN]

This job, how does one get it?

 

[aubeirish]

This job, how does one get it?

You might have to be gay or very lucky. Damn.

 

[dshans]

This job, how does one get it?

Practice, practice, practice.

And a proven ability to unzip women's clothing in 0 G.

 

[phork]

Why the hell didn't you take the opportunity to say, "O M zero G". This is ban worthy.

Sorry, won't happen again.

 

[PLACforever]

Do not want... MICHIGAN FAN
(oh who am I kidding)

 

[koonja]

This job, how does one get it?

You're more of a pants guy, Brick.

 

[palinurus]

It's not as hard to get the job as to keep the job.

 

[philipm31]

Kathy Ireland, first celeb crush. Kate does kind of look like the 2nd coming...just more well endowed.

You know the most underrated model from those issues IMO was Stephanie Seymour. She was SMOKING HOT.

Not as hot as Kate, but still just unbelievable.

Guess that just goes to show that having that job of choosing what pics can get the cover is one of the toughest, yet enjoyable jobs in media.

 

[Irish#1]

This job, how does one get it?

I filled out an application, but they never called me.

 

[Bogtrotter07]

I was in line behind him. I was wearing a pair of Birkenstocks. And that didn't do it.

 

[Damion704]

You know the most underrated model from those issues IMO was Stephanie Seymour. She was SMOKING HOT.

Not as hot as Kate, but still just unbelievable.








Guess that just goes to show that having that job of choosing what pics can get the cover is one of the toughest, yet enjoyable jobs in media.

I googled her and WOW she was fucking hot.

 

[Damion704]

And yea WAY hotter than kate.

 

[AllGoldEverything]

O M G

Here exists album: Kate Upton zero g - Imgur

 

[philipm31]

Nah, Kate is hotter, but Stephanie Seymour was definitely a ten. Not really sure there was any way you could go wrong with either woman, though.

How the he$$ she never got the cover is beyond me. Elle was a smokeshow too, but Stephanie kinda deserved one, although she may have only done three issues, all of them when Elle was on the cover for three straight years.

 

[NCND]

Win, win either way but Stephanie's ass does the job for me.

 

[FightingIrishLover7]

Am I the only one that finds Kate to be too curvy?

Give me an athlete's body like skylar / Alex Morgan any day of the week.

 

[ACamp1900]

Am I the only one that finds Kate to be too curvy?

Give me an athlete's body like skylar / Alex Morgan any day of the week.

Wat da?!?... Too curvy?! A woman of slender build can be too curvy??

 

[Buster Bluth]

Am I the only one that finds Kate to be too curvy?

Give me an athlete's body like skylar / Alex Morgan any day of the week.

Yeppp

 

[NCND]

Am I the only one that finds Kate to be too curvy?

Give me an athlete's body like skylar / Alex Morgan any day of the week.

C'mon man!

 

[ulukinatme]

Am I the only one that finds Kate to be too curvy?

Give me an athlete's body like skylar / Alex Morgan any day of the week.

Eh, in the words of Les Miles, Alex doesn't have the chest to play here. Everything else is pretty nice though, don't get me wrong. I take Kate every time. Sorry, KPENN. Curvy women need to be celebrated.

Skylar is just fine by me, nothing wrong with her.

 

[philipm31]

TOO CURVY??? The fact that she IS curvy makes her DIFFERENT than EVERY OTHER MODEL that is famous FOR NOT having any curves.

And when is 5'10, 128, too curvy?? Does that make Skylar too fat because she is slightly shorter and HEAVIER than Kate?

No.

I agree that curvy models NEED to be celebrated.

Kate Upton Bra Size, Hot Pics, Height, Weight, Body Measurement

USA Basketball: Skylar Diggins

 

[ulukinatme]

TOO CURVY??? The fact that she IS curvy makes her DIFFERENT than EVERY OTHER MODEL that is famous FOR NOT having any curves.

And when is 5'10, 128, too curvy?? Does that make Skylar too fat because she is slightly shorter and HEAVIER than Kate?

No.

I agree that curvy models NEED to be celebrated.

Kate Upton Bra Size, Hot Pics, Height, Weight, Body Measurement

USA Basketball: Skylar Diggins

I love Kate, but those websites can't both be right...can they? They're both the same height, but Kate is 20 lbs lighten than Skylar? 128 lbs at 5'10" with all those curves? I could see some muscle putting Skylar over Kate...but 128 lbs. seems just a bit low at 5'10" with those curves.

As a comparison, I dated a girl in college that was 5'2" and just under 110, and she was just a bit too skinny at that height. Can't imagine only adding 18 pounds in 8 inches.

[EDIT] Some other websites are saying between 135-145 for Kate. That seems more likely.

 

[GATTACA!]

I love Kate, but those websites can't both be right...can they? They're both the same height, but Kate is 20 lbs lighten than Skylar? 128 lbs at 5'10" with all those curves? I could see some muscle putting Skylar over Kate...but 128 lbs. seems just a bit low at 5'10" with those curves.

As a comparison, I dated a girl in college that was 5'2" and just under 110, and she was just a bit too skinny at that height. Can't imagine only adding 18 pounds in 8 inches.

[EDIT] Some other websites are saying between 135-145 for Kate. That seems more likely.

 

[Irish#1]

So when did curves start meaning fat?

 

[philipm31]

So when did curves start meaning fat?

BINGO.

Honestly, I think that is my issue.

Skylar is lauded for having a slender body even though she is obviously shorter and heavier than Kate, but Kate puts on weight for her second straight cover just so she can shoot in ARCTIC temperatures and she is considered fat?

I think that Kate's body has been the same since day one but her weight has fluctuated; yet, if you look at her first two issues and this one, you can tell that she is leaner and slightly thinner in those two issues as opposed to last year. I do not think it is impossible to be curvy and weigh under 130, even as tall as she is.

But yeah, the idea that curvy has to mean fat is just dumb.

 

[FightingIrishLover7]

So when did curves start meaning fat?

I wasn't implying that.
I just like lean, athletic builds.
Big boobs and big butts are a turnoff for me.

I'm talking Alex Morgan bodies, not some "skinny model."

 

[Bogtrotter07]

Am I the only one that finds Kate to be too curvy?

Give me an athlete's body like skylar / Alex Morgan any day of the week.

Yes.

 

[Bogtrotter07]

TOO CURVY??? The fact that she IS curvy makes her DIFFERENT than EVERY OTHER MODEL that is famous FOR NOT having any curves.

And when is 5'10, 128, too curvy?? Does that make Skylar too fat because she is slightly shorter and HEAVIER than Kate?

No.

I agree that curvy models NEED to be celebrated.

Kate Upton Bra Size, Hot Pics, Height, Weight, Body Measurement

USA Basketball: Skylar Diggins

These are important questions you raise. For an answer, shall we turn to one of the founding fathers of this country, (literally)?

Philadelphia, June 25, 1745

My dear Friend:

I know of no medicine fit to diminish the violent natural inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper remedy. It is the most natural state of man, and therefore the state in which you are most likely to find solid happiness. Your reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well founded. The circumstantial advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the man and woman united that make the complete human being. Separate, she wants his force of body and strength of reason; he, her fitness, sensibility, and acute discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the world. A single man has not nearly the Value he would have in the state of union. He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors. If you get a prudent healthy wife, your industry in your profession, with her good economy, will be a fortune sufficient.

But if you will not take this counsel and persist in thinking a commerce with the sex inevitable, then I repeat my former advice, that in all your amours you should prefer old women to young ones. You call this a paradox, and demand my reasons. They are these:

1.Because as they have more knowledge of the world and their minds are better stored with observations, their conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreeable.

2. Because when women cease to be handsome they study to be good. To maintain their influence over men, they supply the diminution of beauty by an augmentation of utility. They learn to do a thousand services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old woman who is not a good woman.

3.Because there is no hazard of children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much inconvenience.

4.Because through more experience they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an intrigue to prevent suspicion. The commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the affair should happen to be known, considerate people might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old woman, who would kindly take care of a young man, form his manners by her good counsels, and prevent his ruining his health and fortune among mercenary prostitutes.

5.Because in every animal that walks upright, the deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the neck; then the breast and arms; the lower parts continuing to the last as plump as ever; so that covering all above with a basket, and regarding only what is below the girdle, it is impossible of two women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all cats are gray, the pleasure of corporal enjoyment with an old woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every knack being by practice capable of improvement.

6.Because the sin is less. The debauching a virgin may be her ruin, and make her for life unhappy.

7.Because the compunction is less. The having made a young girl miserable may give you frequent bitter reflection; none of which can attend the making an old woman happy.

8thly and lastly. They are so grateful!!

Thus much for my paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely

Your affectionate friend,

B. Franklin

 

[philipm31]

Says the man who was constantly cheating on his wife with many a younger maiden, lol

Ben Franklin`s Dangerous Liaisons - Chicago Tribune

Franklin`s siring of an illegitimate son in Philadelphia, and his neglect of his wife, Deborah, have been well documented by historians. But from the age of 50 until the end of his life, a period in which he spent more time on the banks of the Seine and the Thames than the Schuylkill, Franklin had a sucession of relationships with younger women. Some of the affairs were sexual and others were platonic.

Gossip about Franklin and his women followed him throughout his adult life, and once it took the form of verse:

Franklin, tho` plagued with fumbling age

Needs nothing to excite him.

But is too ready to engage

When younger arms invite him.

There was no Johnny Carson around to make jokes about Old Ben. But after his death in 1790, a statue of Franklin was placed near the State House in Philadelphia-and it was widely reported that the marmoreal Ben leered at the wenches that passed by and that every night he climbed down from the pedestal and headed to the nearest pub.

This year the City of Philadelphia is holding a celebration of the bicentennial of its most famous citizen, and the praise is gushing forth of Benjamin Franklin as politician, diplomat, journalist, scientist, publisher, author, philosopher, teacher and inventor.



So before the man is obscured by the rhetoric, let`s examine why he was once called ``the all-embracing Doctor Franklin, America`s upstanding genius.``

``In his morning litany he could pray to be kept from lasciviousness, but when night came lust might come with it. He went to women hungrily, secretly and briefly.``

-Carl Van Doren, ``Benjamin Franklin.``

And that certainly does not say how today a girl like Kate is considered FAT, when she is not. I bet you Ben Franklin would have been ALL OVER Kate because she was young, vivacious, sexy and CURVY.