Good Lord... look at the size of this kid!

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is that a helmet for ice cream or his he that damn big
That is a standard size helmet in his hands. He is 6-8, 380+ and needs a XXL helmet, which I've never even heard of. He is a DT though, so maybe ND could use him. Ha!
 
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good lord man, he needs weight watchers more than we need him at DT
 

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Reminds me of that dude on Wildcats, Finch.

How did your parents let you get like this?

He probably ate his parents.
 

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I didn't know that they made helmets out of scrap ship parts that kid has got to have the biggest head in the world what grade is he in or is he one of the coaches. i don't think he misses a meal but he could stand to
 

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That big face mask must hurt his aerodynamics. Must kill his 40 time.
 
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Introducing Dimitri Dockery...The Black Hulk.

How fitting is it that his initials are Double D (DD). At 6'8" 380, I willing to bet he's got some knockers that rival Pam Anderson.
 

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I'll bet he could swallow Jason Kates in one gulp and pick his teeth with Gerald McCoy
 

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There is no way that could be a standard size helmet in his hand. His hand almost covers the entire helmet.

It has to be a youth helmet.
 

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We played Fort Wayne South my junior year on our way to the Dome, the kid was over 400 lbs and played DT. I don't know how they found pads or a helmet for the kid he was huge!
 

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"Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid. Has it's own weather system. HEAD! MOVE!"

Obligatory movie quote for Scooper
 
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"Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid. Has it's own weather system. HEAD! MOVE!"

Obligatory movie quote for Scooper

"Don't worry about him...He'll cry himself to sleep on his huge pillow..."

"Well...I'm gonna have to excuse myself. Apparently, I have a huge pickle up my a$$."

Great movie. So I Married An Axe Murderer.
 
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BGIF, what you and the others don't know is that this very same kid ran a 4.3 40yd dash. Four hours and three minutes.
 

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I thought that was a mini-helmet at first, ya know the ones you have of your favorite team on your desk or shelf? The guy is closer to a Hippo than a Human.
 

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"Don't worry about him...He'll cry himself to sleep on his huge pillow..."

"Well...I'm gonna have to excuse myself. Apparently, I have a huge pickle up my a$$."

Great movie. So I Married An Axe Murderer.

Hey Chaaaalie, tell er' abooot the time that we took you to Niagara Falls...and you $hit in yer pants.
 

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am i mistaken but wasnt chris steart about that big maybe not as tall but they are saying he lost 40 lbs and he is still at 340
 

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6-8 380 HELLO I WANT HIM TO CLOG UP THE LINE AND STOP THE OFFENSE IN THERE TRACKS. I don't care how good you are but at 6-8 380 I'll be glad to have you.
 
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