Happy Fathers Day from the biggest mother on the site!

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Bogtrotter07

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Happy Fathers Day to everyone who had a Father or is a Father!

Here is what I learned from my Father;

The closer you live your life to the truth, the more difficult your life will become; most people don't want to hear, let alone live the truth.

Have a sense of humor, sometimes it is all there is to get you through, and it really helps sometimes when you are trying to be truthful.

Be humble, it helps keep other peoples expectations down.

Stick to your guns; it is all you have. If you are really talented, smart, and lucky you can avoid pulling the trigger.

Live the Golden Rule, if you don't, sooner or later it will rob you of your soul.

Live your life for yourself, and hold your family above yourself. Family is what it is all about. And above that, there is the love of a child. This is the purest thing any of us will ever see or experience.

It doesn't matter how much you talk, as long as you listen all of the time.

I had my father for my first 48 years, the first 20 we bumped heads, the last 20 we talked and I listened.

Here is to fellowship, listening when talking, treating others with respect and dignity, (except for tolls), the truth, and having a sense of humor!
 

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Thank you for the advice! I had no idea you are a women:) a very opinionated one at that:)
 

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"Father." "Yes son?" "I want to kill you!"

"Mother." "Yes son?" "I want to aiyeeaarrghahhh ..."

Sorry, Bogs. Your thread title triggered a "channeling Jim Morrison" episode.

I've always taken the approach that Father's Day is as much (if not more) a celebration of the mothers and children that define "father."

I lift my glass to all the mothers and whelps of the world.



They damn well better be footing the bill today!
 
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Bogtrotter07

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Thank you for the advice! I had no idea you are a women:) a very opinionated one at that:)

I meant that in the figurative sense of the word, as in short for motherfukker. I guess the humor was lost because, well, it just wasn't funny.
 
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Bogtrotter07

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Bogs you are a lady?

Don't be as big on an idiot as I was when I named this thread the way I did. I really thought everybody would get the joke. I should have put (fvcker) after the mother.

And let's get this straight. Even if I were a female I wouldn't be a lady! I would be a tramp. Or a bridge troll. Or something else.


(Now we have opened the picture all the way up. LOL.)
 
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I was in a hurry this morning, and it all was too much until this post!
 

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My bad bogs. Wasn't paying a lot of attention. Was playing golf, checking IE while killing time waiting on the tee.
 

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You should've used italics!

Happy Father's Day to all the Dads out there!
 
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My bad bogs. Wasn't paying a lot of attention. Was playing golf, checking IE while killing time waiting on the tee.

You weren't paying much attention? LOL! I have done some idiotic things and written some whopper of misunderstandings. But yesterday, when I was in a hurry early, and worn out from a very long weekend, I did something that still makes me laugh. What I was trying to do was indicate mf'er. "Mf'er" didn't look right, and you can't spell it all the way out, so I was trying to decide whether "fukker" or "fvcker" looked best and I got on to adding something else here or there, and when I was done, I just pushed the button without thinking or finishing.

In honor of those that came up a little short this weekend:



The Bogtrotter as a woman, (extreme lol!)
 

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I picked up on it, that's why there were so many smiley faces! You are way to smart to be a women :) BTW that was also a joke
 

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