Hammer Time (Or: What once was Chris Hawkins' thread but now has to do with hammers)

[Cackalacky]

At this age, I no longer fantasize about older women....I've moved on to college girls. Kate wins.

 

[Cackalacky]

Deja vu?

Cackalacky, are you a looper?

I think this thread gave me concussion.

 

[Emcee77]

Shake it off, big game against Stanford tomorrow.

Seriously, we gotta be on the plane to Dublin in like four hours.

 

[woolybug25]

Can we change the title of this thread to "Hammer Time"?

 

[Cackalacky]

I wonder what Chaucer would think of our english today?


1 Whan that Aprille, with hise shoures soote,
2 The droghte of March hath perced to the roote
3 And bathed every veyne in swich licour,
4 Of which vertu engendred is the flour;
5 Whan Zephirus eek with his swete breeth

6 Inspired hath in every holt and heeth
7 The tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne
8 Hath in the Ram his halfe cours yronne,
9 And smale foweles maken melodye,
10 That slepen al the nyght with open eye-

11 So priketh hem Nature in hir corages-
12 Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrimages
13 And palmeres for to seken straunge strondes

 

[GoldenIsThyFame]

Can we talk about The Aristocrats?

 

[woolybug25]

Can we talk about The Aristocrats?

That sounds pre-tty ghey to me...

 

[ThePiombino]

Can we change the title of this thread to "Hammer Time"?

 

[GoldenIsThyFame]

That sounds pre-tty ghey to me...

The Aristocrats. I ain't come here to talk about no cartoon cats.

 

[woolybug25]

The Aristocrats. I ain't come here to talk about no cartoon cats.

I can't spell worth a $hit....

 

[Cackalacky]

Is that Jergen Klinnsman?

 

[Emcee77]

Can we talk about The Aristocrats?

the documentary about the dirty joke? Should we post videos of ourselves telling it? vBucks award to the best rendition? I'll judge, as a student of comedy.

 

[NYIrish14]

That sounds pre-tty ghey to me...

Loved that movie

 

[NDBoiler]

I came here to do 2 things - kick some *** and drink some beer...

 

[Cackalacky]

I came here to do 2 things - kick some *** and drink some beer...

It was just an observation...

 

[NDBoiler]

Actually, there is a potential Kate Upton digression in the works.

I apologize, I get distracted easily.

 

[nlroma1o]

Is that Jergen Klinnsman?

^^^

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Post of the day right here!

 

[GoldenIsThyFame]

the documentary about the dirty joke? Should we post videos of ourselves telling it? vBucks award to the best rendition? I'll judge, as a student of comedy.

Bob Saget uber alles.

 

[Emcee77]

Bob Saget uber alles.

Ohmigod his was the best. I had no idea what a dirty bastard he was till I saw that movie.

 

[Cackalacky]

Ohmigod his was the best. I had no idea what a dirty bastard he was till I saw that movie.

And to think the Olsen twins were basically raised by him........

 

[irishpat183]

And to think the Olsen twins were basically raised by him........

And by two loser uncles that lived in the basement.

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Still the greatest band of all time, though

 

[Cackalacky]

Ohmigod his was the best. I had no idea what a dirty bastard he was till I saw that movie.

No wonder Kirk Cameron turned out the way he did. He probably had to see Bob Saget hanging out with his sister....way too much.

 

[Cackalacky]

I have got a **** ton of reps this thread! THANKS GUYS!

 

[Emcee77]

No wonder Kirk Cameron turned out the way he did. He probably had to see Bob Saget hanging out with his sister....way too much.

Omg I had no idea Candace Cameron was his sister. It all makes SENSE now ...

 

[irishog77]

What the hell does NDinL.A. have to do with any of this, Wooly???

 

[IrishinTN]

The Aristocrats. I ain't come here to talk about no cartoon cats.

Or we could talk about Aristocrap.

 

[Cackalacky]

Omg I had no idea Candace Cameron was his sister. It all makes SENSE now ...

Don't forget about the younger "sister" too (not a Cameron, but the TV sister Jodie Sweetin???). Im pretty sure she was a whore and a meth addict...... just sayin....

 

[ThePiombino]

Don't forget about the younger "sister" too (not a Cameron, but the TV sister Jodie Sweetin???). Im pretty sure she was a whore and a meth addict...... just sayin....

 

[irishog77]

Don't forget about the younger "sister" too (not a Cameron, but the TV sister Jodie Sweetin???). Im pretty sure she was a whore and a meth addict...... just sayin....

Well...whores and meth addicts, much like fat girls, need lovin' too.

 

[GoldenIsThyFame]

What the hell does NDinL.A. have to do with any of this, Wooly???