Would You Rather???

[WabashFalcon]

Seeing as it is 10:30 and nothing has happened yet... it is time to get some convo going. Would you rather nail Jessica Alba once a day for a month but you last thirty seconds OR nail her once a month for a year and last an hour and a half?

Would you rather lose a hand or a foot?

Would you rather lose both testicles or 80% of you willy wanger?

Kill NeuteredDomer or his Mother?

Please, feel free to add to this list... I'm bored as all hell and need some fucking excitement.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Seeing as it is 10:30 and nothing has happened yet... it is time to get some convo going. Would you rather nail Jessica Alba once a day for a month but you last thirty seconds OR nail her once a month for a year and last an hour and a half?

Penetrate her anus daily.

Would you rather lose a hand or a foot?

Eyepatch. Have you seen it?

Would you rather lose both testicles or 80% of you willy wanger?

Penetrate her anus daily.

Kill NeuteredDomer or his Mother?

You....you....you..ssss....The letter "S". I needs tos fixs thats...

Please, feel free to add to this list... I'm bored as all hell and need some fucking excitement.

I formally and publicly dedicate the letter "S" to he who cannot angle block.

 

[The Polish Irishman]

Seeing as it is 10:30 and nothing has happened yet... it is time to get some convo going. Would you rather nail Jessica Alba once a day for a month but you last thirty seconds OR nail her once a month for a year and last an hour and a half?

Once a day, best 30 seconds of her life

Would you rather lose a hand or a foot? Foot, nobody looks at your feet that much

Would you rather lose both testicles or 80% of you willy wanger? Testicles, then I can have brass balls, sweet

Kill NeuteredDomer or his Mother? My guitar wants to kill your Mama

Please, feel free to add to this list... I'm bored as all hell and need some fucking excitement.

So, if a women is driving to get an abortion and is struck by a drunk driver and kills her and her unborn child, does the driver have one or two murders charges?

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

So, if a women is driving to get an abortion and is struck by a drunk driver and kills her and her unborn child, does the driver have one or two murders charges?

Yikes.

I officially request Kenyans named Polish Irishman who are really Latter... be removed from...

 

[WabashFalcon]

So, if a women is driving to get an abortion and is struck by a drunk driver and kills her and her unborn child, does the driver have one or two murders charges?

That went from a lighthearted tone to dark adn foreboding in about 2.4 seconds....

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

You ran a 6.7. Timed you.

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

Well, the "X" factor would be how good in the sack J-Alba is. She looks to me like she would be a total dead fish in bed. Sometimes the uber-hot chicks are not any good in bed because they can get by on their looks alone. She doesn't seem to have that passionate side either. Although smokin' hot, she comes across as real stuck up and looks like she would be reluctant to get down-n-dirty in bed. Therefore, if she is just going to lay there and do nothing, the 30 seconds a day would be all I would need.

On the flip side, if she is a complete freak in bed, then the once a month would be awesome. I would need the time off to recover and ice down my genitals.

Give me a girl that is just a bit off her rocker for good times in the sack. Crazy girls are always more fun in bed. As the old country song goes: "I like my women just a little on the trashy side."

 

[wicket]

Seeing as it is 10:30 and nothing has happened yet... it is time to get some convo going. Would you rather nail Jessica Alba once a day for a month but you last thirty seconds OR nail her once a month for a year and last an hour and a half?
once a month, easily
Would you rather lose a hand or a foot?
hand
Would you rather lose both testicles or 80% of you willy wanger?
ballsies
Kill NeuteredDomer or his Mother?
kill Neutered using the corpse of his mother allowed??
Please, feel free to add to this list... I'm bored as all hell and need some fucking excitement.

would you rather have sex with alba (she seems to be the theme) knowing she has an std or dont do her (knowing the same)

 

[Quinntastic]

Seeing as it is 10:30 and nothing has happened yet... it is time to get some convo going. Would you rather nail Jessica Alba once a day for a month but you last thirty seconds OR nail her once a month for a year and last an hour and a half?

Would you rather lose a hand or a foot?

Would you rather lose both testicles or 80% of you willy wanger?

Kill NeuteredDomer or his Mother?

Please, feel free to add to this list... I'm bored as all hell and need some fucking excitement.

I just effing LOVE the sexual bias to this board

I would rather nail Jessica Alba once a month for a year - def. Just mathematically speaking you'll have more time nailing Alba this way (1.5 hours x 12 months versus .25 hours x 12 months)

I'd rather lose a foot - give me an excuse to be lazy

Kill the mother - more meat - more practical.

Would you rather bang Rob Pattinson twice a day for an hour every day for five years - or bang Jeremy Piven twice a day for an hour every day for the rest of his sexually active life?

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

On the flip side, ...

Likw I say...puncture the anus.

Thinking Quinntastic is SteveM.

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

Seeing as it is 10:30 and nothing has happened yet... it is time to get some convo going. Would you rather nail Jessica Alba once a day for a month but you last thirty seconds OR nail her once a month for a year and last an hour and a half?

Would you rather lose a hand or a foot?

Would you rather lose both testicles or 80% of you willy wanger?

Kill NeuteredDomer or his Mother?

Please, feel free to add to this list... I'm bored as all hell and need some fucking excitement.

I forgot the other questions:

I would definitely rather lose a foot than a hand. Losing a hand would make the internet much less efficient and enjoyable.

If I had to choose one, I would probably have to lose the testicles. My dog would think it was poetic justice for what I had the vet do to him.

I already killed Neutered's mom. Got the "trophy" mounted on my wall. 10 points with 11" tines! Still have some venison jerky left. Damn tasty!

And to add to the list:

Would you rather (and this is putting all sexual bias aside Quinntastic!) - have really bad, boring sex with someone who was incredibly hot or have really amazing, wild, uninhibited sex with someone who was not as good looking and/or a little overweight???

 

[Quinntastic]

Would you rather (and this is putting all sexual bias aside Quinntastic!) - have really bad, boring sex with someone who was incredibly hot or have really amazing, wild, uninhibited sex with someone who was not as good looking and/or a little overweight???

AND HERE WE GO WITH THE FAT JOKES

(/insensitivity)

 

[wicket]

AND HERE WE GO WITH THE FAT JOKES

(/insensitivity)

allright as requested: Is she fat like rounded or is she fat like she roles of a slope?

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

AND HERE WE GO WITH THE FAT JOKES

(/insensitivity)

No fat joke at all. In fact, I like my women with a little meat on their bones. Can't stand all these skinny bitches out here in So Cal. Women should have curves!!!

 

[IrishAlum1997]

Yeah, Jessica Alba was a bad example. Uber-bitch, and I'd be on herpes meds for life.

 

[Quinntastic]

No fat joke at all. In fact, I like my women with a little meat on their bones. Can't stand all these skinny bitches out here in So Cal. Women should have curves!!!

LOL I was just kidding

Fat people have wonderful sense of humor, tis true

 

[NDOM]

Goddamn people. And I thought I needed help.

 

[Clausen2Kamara]

Bang here once a day for sure, something to look forward to daily...with her, trust me all I would need is 30 seconds...if that!!

 

[WabashFalcon]

I would take the fat sex... the crazy "grease me up and go deep!" sexytime. And for Alba... anything short of AIDS... fuck. yes.

 

[Quinntastic]

No one has answered to my add on


Personally I would screw Rob Pattinson twice a day, every day, for five years in the hopes that he would at some point realize he is in love with me and then ask me to marry him.

But that's why I'm a girl - because I have hormones that make me retarded.

 

[Echo Insanity]

lasting an hour and a half with jessica alba is pushing past the realm of hypothetical and into the depths of downright absurdity. thirty seconds would afford me enough time to squeeze some foreplay in.