Boy, I sure hope the time is coming soon. 1994-present is an awful long time. Our history since that time, from my eyes:
1995- Listen to the 'hype' surrounding the Terry Glenn-Allen Rossum matchup in Columbus. Watch in person as Glenn laps our speedy career kick returner for a long TD. I hate Columbus. Manage to lose Orange Bowl after dominating game for 3 quarters.
1996- Don't go Lou!!! See last real big road win other than a Michigan game when we roll into Austin and beat Texas late. Get humbled by Ohio State a week later. Manage to get back into the national title picture, Air Force happens. Let's give OT back to the NFL please. High school buddy sits in the student section with me and sings 'Wild Blue Yonder.' Haven't talked to that bastard in 12 years. Streak vs. USC ends. Did I mention I hate overtime?
2000-Don't remember much about this season other than the Beaver pounding we took in the Fiesta Bowl. Oh wait! I took my first trip back to South Bend for a game since graduation. Go Irish! Beat Huskers! Wait, did I take a wrong turn at Albquerque? Are we in Lincoln? Low point for Irish fans. Oh yeah, another OT loss. Damn. I miss Joey Getherall.
2002- "Ty"-phoid fever!!! We are relevant again! Make my return trip to South Bend to see our Irish against BC. Take my brother-in-law and sister-in-law to revel in the Notre Dame experience. See the team come out in green jerseys, throw up in my mouth. Haven't had a drink since my honeymoon in '97. Mediocri-TY reigns for the next 2 years.
2005-06- I have a hard-on for Brady Quinn. He is my favorite all-time ND QB to-date. Watch the SC game in Hawaii the morning of my sister's wedding. Son of a bitch! Ruins my mood for the rest of the day. My daughter breaks the nose of the groom's mother dancing at the reception. Mood restored. I hate f'ing Ohio State!!! But I've got those tingly feelings in 2006. Go to Penn State game, proceed to shake down thunder. Take an ass-whoopin from the Skunkbears 7 days later. Travel in my Delorean to 2008, hear ESPN talk about an Ohio State team that will be able to get back in national title picture if they win out after narrow 32-point loss to USC. Hope restored. Travel back to South Bend with wife for UCLA game. Quinn to Samardzija!!! Wife and I agree that if Brady and Shark will take us, we will all move out to Utah and go Zoolander on each other. USC and LSU happen. Brady, Shark, McKnight are graduating. Darius Walker is forgoing his senior year to focus on his scout team career. Oh shit, this Jimmy guy better be good.
2007- I 'win' season tickets in the alumni lottery. Awesome!!! We' are supposed to win 10 games this year, right? Travel to South Bend for Georgia Tech game. Man, Tashard Choice is amazing. And I do think this is the best defense in the history of college football. Only logical explanation for this. Oh well, I'll be back for the SC game. Hear they'll be wearing the green jerseys. Note to self, remember 2002. Eat a light lunch before arriving at the stadium. Navy. Anchors Aweigh. There's always next year...