Well this is awkward

[KPENN]

I'm in the livingroom(where my computer is) and my roommates crazy girlfriend basically kicks down our front door and starts yelling and screaming at him. They yelled at each other for a good 5 minutes and now she's crying trying to explain herself and so on and so forth. Sweet Jesus.

 

[Ironman8]

Is your roommate Ronnie?

 

[military_irish]

just play this video and sing it out loud, you'll be good


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[KPENN]

????

 

[edgesofsanity]

Cook some popcorn, have a seat. Eat slowly.

 

[KPENN]

just play this video and sing it out loud, you'll be good


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I already called her that.

 

[KPENN]

Cook some popcorn, have a seat. Eat slowly.

It is like a sitcom

 

[Ironman8]

????

Jersey Shore my man.

 

[big daddy]

Crack does that to people. Just stay away.

 

[GreatGolson]

ive been in the awkward roomie situation before, my best advice would be to go "take a leak" then maybe walk around the block... that or just get lost in random internet searching

 

[KPENN]

Jersey Shore my man.

Wanna know how i know your gay? You know a character from Jersey Shore

 

[KPENN]

ive been in the awkward roomie situation before, my best advice would be to go "take a leak" then maybe walk around the block... that or just get lost in random internet searching

I thought about that, but it's just to entertaining

 

[Ironman8]

Wanna know how i know your gay? You know a character from Jersey Shore

You could have gone with "Because you have met a few of them", but it's good enough. Such is life when you vacation at the Jersey Shore in the summer.

 

[KPENN]

Small update for those that care the frickin chick just used my dog as a tissue. I then threw a box of kleenex at her

 

[Lou Holtz]

Small update for those that care the frickin chick just used my dog as a tissue. I then threw a box of kleenex at her

how does someone go about doing that?

 

[KPENN]

how does someone go about doing that?

She was petting him and had a huge thing of snot coming out of each nostril. She then ran her nose on his neck and the snot was gone.

 

[Ironman8]

She was petting him and had a huge thing of snot coming out of each nostril. She then ran her nose on his neck and the snot was gone.

I wish you hadn't done that.

 

[Mr. McGibblets]

She was petting him and had a huge thing of snot coming out of each nostril. She then ran her nose on his neck and the snot was gone.

Is she hot?

 

[KPENN]

I wish you hadn't done that.

Done what?

 

[KPENN]

Is she hot?

She's a butter face

 

[Mr. McGibblets]

She's a butter face

So i guess she's a real "dog"

 

[KPENN]

So i guess she's a real "dog"

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[Rack Em]

She's clearly PMSing, so just throw some chocolate out the door. I guarantee she'll beat the dog to it.

 

[johnnykillz]

I hope she gets kennel cough and chokes. That, or she says, your room mate couldn't satisfy me KPenn, take me now!

 

[Mr. McGibblets]

Well hopefully, for your roommates sake, the disagreement lasts past this coming Monday...

Good work on his part.

 

[edgesofsanity]

I hope she gets kennel cough and chokes. That, or she says, your room mate couldn't satisfy me KPenn, take me now!

And get snot all over your bedsheets? I don't know - you already have the lights turned off due to "butterface" syndrome, now you're going to ruin the tactile sensation? What's the point?

 

[KPENN]

I hope she gets kennel cough and chokes. That, or she says, your room mate couldn't satisfy me KPenn, take me now!

That's when KPENN goes and finds something to do

 

[KPENN]

The thing is. I still have no idea what she's mad about. She's just sitting on the couch crying.

 

[johnnykillz]

Alright, it's time to kick that ho out the house. For real.

 

[KPENN]

Ok. She says she's upset about a lot of things. So far she said she's upset because i called her a communist for not wanting to watch the super bowl and an idiot for forgetting she left my dog outside for almost an hour while i was gone and it hurt her that he didn't stick up for her