Tears of Unfathomable Sadness

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This Week In Schadenfreude: Daddy, Was Notre Dame Ever Good? - SBNation.com

Why did no one ever tell me that there is something this amusing every week?!?!?!

For some reason, I cannot stop laughing after reading the first part about ND and the way we, the fans, reacted after the loss. The last part sent me off the deep end, "Excellent work, college football. Notre Dame owns the Tears of Unfathomable Sadness. The rest of the week in spleen after the jump." This is a laugh-****ing-riot! Absolutely hysterical. Oh man, I needed that.

***I just read the whole thing, and it's all ****ing funny***

I'm just gonna go ahead and post some other funny lines that have me going. It's midnight and I barely slept last night, so this fit of hilarity may have resulted from sleep deprivation. You may not think this is funny.

Next time you face down a man named Eltoro Freeman—a name that translates to "the unchained minotaur"...

The blue arrow in that picture is pointing at Moore. The black arrow indicates his head, otherwise known as the top of his body. The red? That is pointing to his arms, extended above his head, desperately reaching for the ball, ZACH FRAZER THREW THE BALL OVER THE HEAD OF A WIDE OPEN MAN STANDING 10 YARDS AWAY FROM HIM, AGAIN.

Next week in misery: The Big Ten beats up on a bunch of MAC snacks but Alabama or Arkansas ends up pissed off and Texas threatens to send Bruins Nation into a conniption fit. The main event: one of the nation's most unstable fan bases is going down when LSU meets West Virginia. Come on overtime fake field goal!
 
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