"I'm sitting there looking at the shoe like, 'I hope you guys aren't serious.' Because I'm not going to wear this shoe....Nobody is going to wear this shoe."
If you're ugly...
or something about you just turns women off....have no fear!! By 2050, all those problems will not be an issue.
Plus, you can watch all the football, porn, and war movies you want.... Forecast: Sex and Marriage With Robots by 2050
The lowly Bengals already have 3 ND'rs on the team. Sanducci, Duke, and recently Corey Mays. Given the fact they have no real TE receiving threat, it would seem natural that they should have serious interest in John Carlson. There are so many deficiencies right now, both on offense and defense, but a third round pick (after a LB w/ their first pick) of Mr. Carlson would not be a bad idea.
Coach Callahan is not on de hotseat. He has our full confidence, and we look forward to continued success with heem at the helm. Also, I have it on good authority that Paris is a virgin in good standing with Allah".
Frankly, I'm guessing this guy thought
joining the cheer squad as a 'manleader' would be not only more fun, but less stress on the back. Tough gig dude.
in order to compete in the Miss World competition. The size 4 girl was told to look more curvy and voluptious. I'll have her over for beer and pizza if she needs help.
Frankly, she's not even the best looking girl in the pubs she goes to. English chicks: not so hot.