Know your Hammer

[MAS]

Being privy to some inside info, I'm going to give you a first installment in the 200 part series, "Know Your Hammer".

Did you know:

-Hammer was a California state champion gymnast?
-Hammer appeared in the very first season of The Real World. He was the one with a crush on dreamy castmate Eric Nies?
-Hammer owns a Master's degree in women's studies from UC-Davis. His thesis, available online, is "Flauntingly Camoflauged: Transgendered Folk in 1940's Hollywood".
-Hammer is also a student of American military history. He once had an article published in The Historian entitled: "Controlled Genocide: Curtis LeMay and Total War"?
-Hammer received co-billing as screenwriter for The Bridges of Madison County.
-Hammer also dabbled in television, writing scripts for numerous episodes of Will and Grace and Veronica's Closet?
-Hammer operates a Tom Hanks fan site?
-Hammer is involved in numerous charitable causes, including the "Protect California Mountain Lions" with spokesperson Morgan Fairchild?

All true. More to come...

 

[guff]

Being privy to some inside info, I'm going to give you a first installment in the 200 part series, "Know Your Hammer".

Did you know:

-....
-Hammer is involved in numerous charitable causes, including the "Protect California Mountain Lions" with spokesperson Morgan Fairchild?

All true. More to come...

I sense a little Tommy Flanagan here.

 

[MAS]

I sense a little Tommy Flanagan here.

The famous jazz musician? Nope, I have no rhythm whatsoever.

Or were you talking about this fellow:

"Hello, my name is Tommy Flanagan, and I'm a member of Pathological Liars Anonymous. In fact... I'm the president of the organization! Yeah, you'd be surprised how many famous people belong. In fact... at one of the meetings I met my wife - Morgan Fairchild!"

 

[donjuan]

Time to move forward

Time to move forward

The "Hammer" has obviously ruffled up some feathers around here. However; let's not succumb to threads dedicated to this guy. We all have one thing in common being Notre Dame. Don't let someone's words lead you astray of why we're all here! If the "Hammer" wants to insult and critique grammar, well then, balls to the wall! Just keep posting ND stuff and leave the "Hammer" in the toolbox! -Don

 

[MAS]

The "Hammer" has obviously ruffled up some feathers around here. However; let's not succumb to threads dedicated to this guy. We all have one thing in common being Notre Dame. Don't let someone's words lead you astray of why we're all here! If the "Hammer" wants to insult and critique grammar, well then, balls to the wall! Just keep posting ND stuff and leave the "Hammer" in the toolbox! -Don

Actually, I'm here because of the Hammer and all his greatness. Really. In reality, I'm a USC fan. Pete Carroll is the true "robot genius".

 

[Vince Young]

Okay, what, I say, what in tarnation is goin' on 'round heah?

 

[njuneardave]

wow, MAS, you are obsessed with hammer. please stop making your posts... trust me, they will not gain you respect from anyone b/c you are putting someone else down. your posts are neither funny nor worthwhile.

 

[jiggafini19]

Hammer: A hand tool with a heavy rigid head and a handle

Hand tool. Ha!

 

[NDAlumSon]

A sock puppet is a hand tool too, isn't it?

 

[polishdomer]

wow, MAS, you are obsessed with hammer. please stop making your posts... trust me, they will not gain you respect from anyone b/c you are putting someone else down. your posts are neither funny nor worthwhile.

Hey, leave him alone! First, Hammer is a hypocrite, so MAS is responding in kind. Second, your USC icon bugs me...LOL

 

[njuneardave]

USC... the first and foremost of college football. some people claim that we have only won ONE NC in the past 25 years. i say: 4-PETE BABY!

secondly: hammer isn't a hypocrite... he's a person looking for some attention on a messageboard by creating controversy. this gives him what he wants. besides, im tired of seeing all of the useless garbage on this messageboard recently. it's like this thing took a turn for the worse about 10 days ago with a whole bunch of new people joining that do nothing but flame and rant. intelligent and mature discussion has been absent lately... and this post is one of the main offenders.

 

[marv81s]

USC... the first and foremost of college football. some people claim that we have only won ONE NC in the past 25 years. i say: 4-PETE BABY!

secondly: hammer isn't a hypocrite... he's a person looking for some attention on a messageboard by creating controversy. this gives him what he wants. besides, im tired of seeing all of the useless garbage on this messageboard recently. it's like this thing took a turn for the worse about 10 days ago with a whole bunch of new people joining that do nothing but flame and rant. intelligent and mature discussion has been absent lately... and this post is one of the main offenders.

 

[MAS]

secondly: hammer isn't a hypocrite... he's a person looking for some attention on a messageboard by creating controversy. this gives him what he wants. besides, im tired of seeing all of the useless garbage on this messageboard recently. it's like this thing took a turn for the worse about 10 days ago with a whole bunch of new people joining that do nothing but flame and rant. intelligent and mature discussion has been absent lately... and this post is one of the main offenders.

"Garbage" is such a subjective term. To be perfectly honest, there is soemthing entirely obsessive and, frankly, creepy about grown men tracking the lives of high school athletes on a daily, strike that, hourly basis. But so be it.

The ironic thing is your main complaint - lack of "mature and intelligent discussion" - was fueled by the return of the antagonist, Mr. Hammer, and will now recess because he disliked the treatment I gave him.

You can choose not to label it "hypocrisy" or not, but there is something eternally amusing about a person who lights up others but turns into a snivelling coward when he becomes the target. I'll never tire of exposing such people.

 

[njuneardave]

"Garbage" is such a subjective term. To be perfectly honest, there is soemthing entirely obsessive and, frankly, creepy about grown men tracking the lives of high school athletes on a daily, strike that, hourly basis. But so be it.

The ironic thing is your main complaint - lack of "mature and intelligent discussion" - was fueled by the return of the antagonist, Mr. Hammer, and will now recess because he disliked the treatment I gave him.

You can choose not to label it "hypocrisy" or not, but there is something eternally amusing about a person who lights up others but turns into a snivelling coward when he becomes the target. I'll never tire of exposing such people.

please.... you honestly want to try to justify your post? if you want to play cyber-cop, go ahead, but keep it in the PM's. I don't want to read your drama -- and i am sure most others here feel this way as well.

 

[MAS]

please.... you honestly want to try to justify your post? if you want to play cyber-cop, go ahead, but keep it in the PM's. I don't want to read your drama -- and i am sure most others here feel this way as well.

Drama?!?!? I think it's clear who is making this situation "dramatic", overly so, in fact. My lord, a few threads in an internet forum stir such passion out of you?

"Cyber-cop"!??! Pot, meet kettle. All you have to do is ignore any of my threads and proceed on your miserable way, but you take it upon yourself to "police" me. Pray tell, why didn't you PM me to relay your feelings? Please stop, you're looking more and more foolish.

 

[marv81s]

Can we please stop giving this hammer guy any more attention? I mean really, what is this, the 4th thread on him? Does he really deserve that much attention?

Unless he is a true DT weighing in at 300+ lbs and is rated more that a 4 star by all of the scouting "experts" I don't give a shit. I already gave him more attention than he deserves.

 

[njuneardave]

the difference between our posts: i do not come out and openly attack you. i ask you nicely to quit posting your junk about other people. i didn't create a thread... or even a post... to directly attack you. i asked you simply to quit posting messages that attacked others without belittling you and then you try to justify yourself by saying "nuh uh, he deserves it cuz i think hes dumb and mean". i fail to see the correlation between our posts.

 

[LOVEMYIRISH]

OK...I am closing this thread. It's beyond irritating and pointless...

The Leprechaun Lounge is not about fighting over other posters...