I don't normally have any interest in women's softball...

[Old Man Mike]

There is no need to panic. The noise that you are hearing in your brain is not a seizure; it is just Neutered. USAF Pentagon Psychological Warfare teams are recording everything he says --- they have already lost several personnel. The higher echelons hold great hope that this will lead to World Peace.

Amen. And the People said YEAH-AH!!