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Lol, great stuff, just watched that with my wife.

I asked her about the guy matrix and her response was "yeah, that's about right."
 

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"You should be careful... that's a dude. You're talking to tranny."

That's where I lost it. Reps.
 

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This guy is nuts! Without getting into detail...

He said to forget half the women population! I can tell you if I have had a bottle of Jameson, I am moving into the "No Go" zone. Crazy or not, a 4 is better than 40% of the women out there. If I have 3 beers, I am moving into the same fucking zone!!

FORTUNATELY, I am married, but response above is my mindset from college.
 

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Very funny, but am I the only person who thought that this guy is probably married to a 5 or less?
 

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That guy was hilarious! I think he played his part very well. Bravo
 

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Very funny, but am I the only person who thought that this guy is probably married to a 5 or less?

Didn't you watch the video? The guy appears to be very wise, and if the story of Solomon teaches us anything, the guy probably has money. Therefore, according to the guy matrix his looks mean nothing. In any case...if he WAS married to a 5, he won't be for long once she sees the video.
 
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