... but I'd be lying if I said I would't be overjoyed with the misery that would befall all of the ND haters with an ND Heisman winner.
Oh, can you imagine? Honestly, it would make up for losing to scUM and not getting a shot at the title if Quinn takes that stupid trophy home. Just to hear all of the bitching about how he has an easy schedule and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
I've gotta go with Jersey on this. I would not enjoy Quinn winning as much as I'd enjoy all of the morons with a pen, internet access, telephones or press pass writing articles, posting messages on boards, calling sports talk radio stations and hacks putting their crap in my Sunday paper showing just how much they hate Notre Dame.
Sometimes, I love my own bitter spitefulness.
"Jason Whitlock, your sh*tburger is ready. Jason Whitlock, order #10."