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We all have heard them and we all want to kill them. The ND haters. You know who they are. The washouts and busts who talk nonsense about our beloved Irish. Well I have made a top 5 list based on who I hate the most and why. They are as follows:
#5 Tony "kornhole" Kornheiser, ESPN SPORTS ANALYST
Who would have thought someone could be louder than Samuel L Jackson and more annoying than Rosie O'donnell? Well, it's this guy. He hates ND and states the Irish are washed up. He states ND is finished being a top contender. He states Weis cant get the wheels moving. SHUT UP! SHUT YOUR MOUTH! What is this guy talking about? Has he even seen the recruits Weis has brought in already? Kornhole also states Ty will beat us this year. If that happens I will jump into a bathtub with a blowdryer in my hand. How can he make such a prediction? He is an idiot. He only hates ND because his girlfriend Wilbon tells him to, which leads me to.....
#4 Michael Wilbon, ESPN SPORTS JACKASS AND ANALYST
I hate this guy so much my knuckles bleed every time I hear him talk. All he does is spew stupid crap about the Irish. After the Ty firing he came out with guns blazing and pulled out the race card. Why? Because he wants everyone to think Notre Dame is the Devil. This guy cant get on the air quick enough to preach his B.S. to millions of people as to why they too should hate Notre Dame. He thinks Weis is in over his head and states he cant win a NC at South Bend. He talks about the pressure, but last time I checked Weis has coached in the Superbowl. You sure you wanna talk about pressure? Im sorry Mike, but you need to shut your mouth and pray I dont see you in a bar after 5 shots of Jameson. Has anyone ever noticed during his show that when he and kornhole discuss other topics they get like 2 minutes but when they bash ND they get like 5? I got so mad thinking about this guy I nearly did a flying crane kick into my door.
#3 Ivan Maisel ESPN EMAIL JACKASS AND COLLEGE FOOTBALL ANALYST
This slimey inbred looking jerk hates ND because everyone else at ESPN does. He doesnt even come to his own conclusions. His emails are so scripted its ridiculous. I think he used to clean crappers at ESPN until they gave him his big break and found out he will write whatever they tell him. Way to go jackass. Do me a favor turd boy, since you cant think for yourself, go to the nearest highway, wait until a huge truck is coming and ju.........nevermind. This guy states ND will never be what it used to. Hey turdie, everything spins in circles. We will be back contending again, and soon.
#2 Mark May, ESPN COLLEGE GAMEDAY KNOW IT ALL AND COMMENTATOR
Oh man do I really hate listening to this ass. He hates ND so much that he often cant get his comments in quick enough and has to get cut off. He trumped the race card as well, but he went even further to call ND a "sell out". What? What are you talking about moron? Last time I checked, teams want to win, not flirt with .500 every year. He states ND is racist and that progress was being made under the former staff and he saw it week to week. Jesus Christ are you kidding me? What progress you jerk? Did you even watch the games sh*t for brains? How can this guy even sit and say ND is a sell out? Because we want to win like every oher program? Why doesnt he make a stink about all the other coaches that were fired before their contract was up? He is an idiot. I dont know how he got hired, he must have been a turd scrubber with Maisel. I would love to hit this guy in the head with a wiffle ball bat every time he opens his mouth. This guy needs to just do every one a favor and quit.
#1 Trev Alberts KING DOUCHEBAG AND ESPN RETARD
Where to start with this freakin guy. This guy is the golden boy of idiocy. He is by far one of the stupidest people I have ever heard. He makes the stupidest predictions and has no clue about the game of college football. For those of you who dont know this guy he played football at Nebraska, but couldnt hack it in the pros. He got tossed around on the field like a kicker in a bar fight with the Hells Angels. He is so mad he is a bust that he takes it out on ND. He states the Irish are overrated. How the hell are we overrated if we arent even ranked you tool? Do you just make stuff up? Here are a few of his predicitons I recall from last year that he was dead wrong about that I can remember off the top of my head:
He predicted his alma mater, Nebraska, and their "black shirt" defense would win 9 games this year. Yeah good one Trev. That wasnt even close to happening. They won 5. How did he even think this was plausible? He didnt think, again he says crap and hopes it comes true.
He predicted again his Nebraska team and defense would crush Texas Tech last year and show everyone that Tech's passing game can be stopped. Yeah Trev you dumbsh*t, that happened. Final, Texas Tech 70 Nebraska 10. Why would you even continue your job after such stupidity?
In the BCS title game he predicted Adrian Peterson from Oklahoma would run for 200 yards against USC. Well anyone watching that game saw that that didnt happen and it didnt even come close, nor did the Oklahoma offense as a whole for that matter. Final USC 55 Sooners 19. Trev you are just flat out stupid. Do you even do any research before the games?
These are just my opinions. Im sure many of you can think of many more stupid things these 5 losers have stated. Trev Alberts isnt even human I think. Have you seen that part in his hair? Jesus what a tool.
In the end though, I am confident enough to state this: Charlie Weis will bring Notre Dame back to elite status. The echoes are beginning to yawn from a long dormant slumber my fellow Irish fans. We have put up with mediocrity for too long. We finally have someone with the work ethic and know how to help us. Notre Dame football is coming out of the shadows and will feed again. Have faith in this staff. They are already bringing in the talent and warrioirs we need on the field. 24......24 days and counting from now. We will be back. Those gold helmets will shine brighter again. ONWARD TO VICTORY!!! GO IRISH!!!!!
#5 Tony "kornhole" Kornheiser, ESPN SPORTS ANALYST
Who would have thought someone could be louder than Samuel L Jackson and more annoying than Rosie O'donnell? Well, it's this guy. He hates ND and states the Irish are washed up. He states ND is finished being a top contender. He states Weis cant get the wheels moving. SHUT UP! SHUT YOUR MOUTH! What is this guy talking about? Has he even seen the recruits Weis has brought in already? Kornhole also states Ty will beat us this year. If that happens I will jump into a bathtub with a blowdryer in my hand. How can he make such a prediction? He is an idiot. He only hates ND because his girlfriend Wilbon tells him to, which leads me to.....
#4 Michael Wilbon, ESPN SPORTS JACKASS AND ANALYST
I hate this guy so much my knuckles bleed every time I hear him talk. All he does is spew stupid crap about the Irish. After the Ty firing he came out with guns blazing and pulled out the race card. Why? Because he wants everyone to think Notre Dame is the Devil. This guy cant get on the air quick enough to preach his B.S. to millions of people as to why they too should hate Notre Dame. He thinks Weis is in over his head and states he cant win a NC at South Bend. He talks about the pressure, but last time I checked Weis has coached in the Superbowl. You sure you wanna talk about pressure? Im sorry Mike, but you need to shut your mouth and pray I dont see you in a bar after 5 shots of Jameson. Has anyone ever noticed during his show that when he and kornhole discuss other topics they get like 2 minutes but when they bash ND they get like 5? I got so mad thinking about this guy I nearly did a flying crane kick into my door.
#3 Ivan Maisel ESPN EMAIL JACKASS AND COLLEGE FOOTBALL ANALYST
This slimey inbred looking jerk hates ND because everyone else at ESPN does. He doesnt even come to his own conclusions. His emails are so scripted its ridiculous. I think he used to clean crappers at ESPN until they gave him his big break and found out he will write whatever they tell him. Way to go jackass. Do me a favor turd boy, since you cant think for yourself, go to the nearest highway, wait until a huge truck is coming and ju.........nevermind. This guy states ND will never be what it used to. Hey turdie, everything spins in circles. We will be back contending again, and soon.
#2 Mark May, ESPN COLLEGE GAMEDAY KNOW IT ALL AND COMMENTATOR
Oh man do I really hate listening to this ass. He hates ND so much that he often cant get his comments in quick enough and has to get cut off. He trumped the race card as well, but he went even further to call ND a "sell out". What? What are you talking about moron? Last time I checked, teams want to win, not flirt with .500 every year. He states ND is racist and that progress was being made under the former staff and he saw it week to week. Jesus Christ are you kidding me? What progress you jerk? Did you even watch the games sh*t for brains? How can this guy even sit and say ND is a sell out? Because we want to win like every oher program? Why doesnt he make a stink about all the other coaches that were fired before their contract was up? He is an idiot. I dont know how he got hired, he must have been a turd scrubber with Maisel. I would love to hit this guy in the head with a wiffle ball bat every time he opens his mouth. This guy needs to just do every one a favor and quit.
#1 Trev Alberts KING DOUCHEBAG AND ESPN RETARD
Where to start with this freakin guy. This guy is the golden boy of idiocy. He is by far one of the stupidest people I have ever heard. He makes the stupidest predictions and has no clue about the game of college football. For those of you who dont know this guy he played football at Nebraska, but couldnt hack it in the pros. He got tossed around on the field like a kicker in a bar fight with the Hells Angels. He is so mad he is a bust that he takes it out on ND. He states the Irish are overrated. How the hell are we overrated if we arent even ranked you tool? Do you just make stuff up? Here are a few of his predicitons I recall from last year that he was dead wrong about that I can remember off the top of my head:
He predicted his alma mater, Nebraska, and their "black shirt" defense would win 9 games this year. Yeah good one Trev. That wasnt even close to happening. They won 5. How did he even think this was plausible? He didnt think, again he says crap and hopes it comes true.
He predicted again his Nebraska team and defense would crush Texas Tech last year and show everyone that Tech's passing game can be stopped. Yeah Trev you dumbsh*t, that happened. Final, Texas Tech 70 Nebraska 10. Why would you even continue your job after such stupidity?
In the BCS title game he predicted Adrian Peterson from Oklahoma would run for 200 yards against USC. Well anyone watching that game saw that that didnt happen and it didnt even come close, nor did the Oklahoma offense as a whole for that matter. Final USC 55 Sooners 19. Trev you are just flat out stupid. Do you even do any research before the games?
These are just my opinions. Im sure many of you can think of many more stupid things these 5 losers have stated. Trev Alberts isnt even human I think. Have you seen that part in his hair? Jesus what a tool.
In the end though, I am confident enough to state this: Charlie Weis will bring Notre Dame back to elite status. The echoes are beginning to yawn from a long dormant slumber my fellow Irish fans. We have put up with mediocrity for too long. We finally have someone with the work ethic and know how to help us. Notre Dame football is coming out of the shadows and will feed again. Have faith in this staff. They are already bringing in the talent and warrioirs we need on the field. 24......24 days and counting from now. We will be back. Those gold helmets will shine brighter again. ONWARD TO VICTORY!!! GO IRISH!!!!!
