Catch all thread....

[NDOM]

Oh lord what did I miss???? This is too funny.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

The Lord. Word is...you gave up the Lord for Lent.

 

[johnnykillz]

The Lord. Word is...you gave up the Lord for Lent.

You minion!

 

[KPENN]

Wow funnier then hell thread.

 

[WabashFalcon]

I didn't did it. It was Wabash's roommate.

Great... bring back the part of my forum life when Trolly McTrollikins called me a freaking child molester b/c my prick roomie decided to be a dick.

Bambi... NDOM's great... we wash each other's backs in the shower... I read by bonglight...



Marriage made in hell. I love it.

 

[NDOM]

Great... bring back the part of my forum life when Trolly McTrollikins called me a freaking child molester b/c my prick roomie decided to be a dick.

Bambi... NDOM's great... we wash each other's backs in the shower... I read by bonglight...



Marriage made in hell. I love it.

friggen CLASSIC! lol

 

[NDOM]

Here's the sad part about this. A lot, (not all) of the people that are badmouthing marijuana and saying how unintelligent it is to talk about it are the same (not all) people who can talk about getting shit faced drunk or "Buzzed" off alcohol, then get in a car (not all) and drive home. Tell me now, How many marijuana related deaths to you hear about compared to alcohol????? I think I will be waiting for a VERY long time.

Its kinda like hipocrytical really. These are the same people who go to church every day and claim to be "Christians" and as soon as they get home or even on their way home and someone cuts them off they drop the "Fuck" bomb and instantly gets pissed and then have evil thoughts.

"However many holy words you read,However many you speak,What good will they do you If you do not act on upon them?”

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Here's the sad part about this...

I'm not fat. Quit saying that.

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

Here's the sad part about this. A lot, (not all) of the people that are badmouthing marijuana and saying how unintelligent it is to talk about it are the same (not all) people who can talk about getting shit faced drunk or "Buzzed" off alcohol, then get in a car (not all) and drive home. Tell me now, How many marijuana related deaths to you hear about compared to alcohol????? I think I will be waiting for a VERY long time.

Its kinda like hipocrytical really. These are the same people who go to church every day and claim to be "Christians" and as soon as they get home or even on their way home and someone cuts them off they drop the "Fuck" bomb and instantly gets pissed and then have evil thoughts.

"However many holy words you read,However many you speak,What good will they do you If you do not act on upon them?”

Amen brother!

 

[dshans]

Gosh darn it all – I take a night off and miss all the fun! I, too, prefer mayonnaise (Hellman's or Kraft, no big diff) over Miracle Whip®. I also prefer real whipped cream over Cool Whip®. Reddi-Wip® (made with REAL CREAM!) will do in a pinch, though. Don't get me started on Cheez Whiz®. [Digression – a joke my son made up when he was about 5: "Where do they make Cheez Whiz®? In a Wisconsin bathroom, of course!" He's a real chip off the ol' (cheesey) block, he is ... and now 23. I just wish (sniff) he'd call his old man (sniff) now and again (sniff, sniff). Or at least swing by to shovel some snow from the driveway now and then.]

N.B.: "All material on this Notre Dame Football site is strictly for entertainment purposes only." It says so right there in the small print at the bottom of the page.

One man's Lady Gaga is another man's Karen Carpenter. Both elicit a gag response from me. I'm with Neutered - Come back, Quinntastic! Please! Pretty Please! With a cherry on top!

To the Mods I say "Excelsior!" I also say "Lighten up and loosen up. Be patient. Resist picking up and throwing the very stones for which you wield your mighty "ban hammer."

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[GO IRISH!!!]

...I just wish (sniff) he'd call his old man (sniff) now and again (sniff, sniff). Or at least swing by to shovel some snow from the driveway now and then.]

dshans - you are always one of my favorites here. I remember some of your earliest posts vegetable related or not - just priceless.

Your above quote made me think of this:



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[johnnykillz]

I'm just gonna go ahead and say it: You guys are a little homo-ish.

Cool.

 

[dshans]

dshans - you are always one of my favorites here.

Thank you, kind sir. Your glowing words are appreciated. That I find Harry Chapin's "Cat's in the Cradle" mawkish and maudlin is of no consequence and in no way diminishes my high regard for you.

As for you, Johnny(buzz)killz, I counter your "I'm just gonna go ahead and say it: You guys are a little homo-ish." with this little ditty*:

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This song led me to try (and come to savor) George Dickle Sour Mash Whiskey.



*Not for the satire-impaired.

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

Thank you, kind sir. Your glowing words are appreciated. That I find Harry Chapin's "Cat's in the Cradle" mawkish and maudlin is of no consequence and in no way diminishes my high regard for you.

Grabs dictionary. Looks up mawkish...

–adjective
1.characterized by sickly sentimentality; weakly emotional; maudlin.

grabs dictionary again, looks up maudlin...

Oooooooh...I get it. Yeah, I kind of see that. I just...well, nevermind.

You still rock my friend! And you learns me a thing or two so I won't be such a KNUCKLEHEAD anymore!

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

I'm just gonna go ahead and say it: You guys are a little homo-ish.

Cool.

Homo what? Homonyms? Homogeneous? Homophones? Homocysteine? Homozygous? cHrOMOsome?

Help me out here buddy. I'm about to pop, given the parameters.

 

[NDOM]

Homo what? Homonyms? Homogeneous? Homophones? Homocysteine? Homozygous? cHrOMOsome?

Help me out here buddy. I'm about to pop, given the parameters.

Awesome. How did this topic get a mayonaise reference anyway? Hmmmmm.

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

Awesome. How did this topic get a mayonaise reference anyway? Hmmmmm.

I dip my french fries in mayonaise...

 

[NDOM]

I dip my french fries in mayonaise...

Dude! Thats kinda nasty. I HATE HATE HATE mayo. Its pretty much the ONLY food/condiment that I wont eat. YUK!!! But I suppose if you like it then who really gives a shit what anyone else thinks.........Right?? LOL

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

Dude! Thats kinda nasty. I HATE HATE HATE mayo. Its pretty much the ONLY food/condiment that I wont eat. YUK!!! But I suppose if you like it then who really gives a shit what anyone else thinks.........Right?? LOL

I feel that way about Miracle Whip. I know it is basically the same stuff, but the flavor of Miracle Whip is just gross to me. Wanna know something weird? I love guacamole, but I HATE avocados.

 

[NDOM]

I feel that way about Miracle Whip. I know it is basically the same stuff, but the flavor of Miracle Whip is just gross to me. Wanna know something weird? I love guacamole, but I HATE avocados.

Thats funny. You ever seen the Maury show when they have those people that are deathly afraid of things. Like the lady that was deathly afraid of mustard.....And they brought out a big platter of mustard from backstage and she started running as fast as her fat ass could??????? thats how I feel about Mayo.

 

[johnnykillz]

I dip my french fries in mayonaise...

Man, I used to too, until I lived in the Utah areas. They created some fry sauce that combines mayo and ketchup to create fry sauce. Its freakin' awesome. Between the fry sauce, green jello, and chicks with blue eyes, blonde hair, and awesome curves, I miss those Utah jurisdictions...

 

[dshans]

I dip my french fries in mayonaise...

Not at all weird. Think potato salad. A whole lotta mayo goin' on there. I used to do the fry-mayo dip. Until I got a stretch of Gore-Tex tube inserted in my left thigh to replace a clogged femoral-popliteal artery. Now I tend to sprinkle my fries with malt vinegar – when available. Very Brit, you know. Pip-pip, tallyho and all that rot! I don't do tea, though. Not the drinkable sort, anyway.

I wish I'd thought to ask if I had a choice of color for the tube. It's probably white. I would have preferred neon orange.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Awesome. How did this topic get a mayonaise reference anyway? Hmmmmm.

LOL. That was the Warhol in me begging to express my refrigerator status. I had just walked back from my fridge when I posted and I had noticed that I had two full bottles of Mayo and Miracle whip.

Speaking of fries, I like red chil powder on them, or the ketchup mustard tabasco combo. Haven't tried the ketchup mayo combo, but I likes me some burgers with ketchup and mayo. And grilled onions.

 

[johnnykillz]

It's really called "fry sauce."

After a short research, here we are:

Fry sauce - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia