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An Open Letter to Bob Kuechenberg
Bob,
You gigantic twit, you went and ruined a good thing. For years now Notre Dame Football fans have relished calling Boston College “Fredo.” But that’s all over now. And you’ve caused that. Because when rational people are presented with the option of calling one thing or another by a name, they must use the most fitting name for the most fitting thing. I’m explaining what rational people do, Bob, because I’m not sure you are rational yourself. And so now, while “Fredo,” fit so well with that ne’er-do-well, Boston College, you’ve forced us to rip that name-tag from BC’s chest and smack it down upon your forehead. You are such an embarrassment, Bob. Don’t you have some drinking to do or something? How have you found so much time to flap your mouth to the media, repeating, at best, rumor and innuendo about the program and Charlie Weis while there’s so much drinking to be done?
And how can you go around talking trash about Weis’ ability to coach if you can’t remember how well Weis did over his first two years out of a total of three years? You were there, Bob! You had season tickets in 2005! Do you even remember what you had for breakfast, Bob? What sort of fan can’t remember that much?
You speak of honor and what it means to be a “Notre Dame Man,” with the same apparent level of understanding that a Michigan football player speaks of algebra.
Do us all a favor, Bob. Forget Notre Dame, because we’re about ready forget about you. The clock’s coming up on 14:59, Bob, and then you can get back to wondering why everyone else on your Dolphins offensive line is in the Hall without you. Hell, I’m a Notre Dame Football addict, and I’d never heard of you until you started to run your mouth. Way to go Bob, you’ve entered the national consciousness on the same level as the cast of The View. Never step foot upon campus again, Bob. And if you can’t help yourself, just know that every time you look upon the Golden Dome, Mary’s back is turned to you. You took sides against the family, Fredo. That was unwise. You could have addressed all of these concerns and kept them in the family, but you just couldn’t help yourself, could you, Fredo?
Good bye, Fredo.
An Open Letter to Bob Kuechenberg
Bob,
You gigantic twit, you went and ruined a good thing. For years now Notre Dame Football fans have relished calling Boston College “Fredo.” But that’s all over now. And you’ve caused that. Because when rational people are presented with the option of calling one thing or another by a name, they must use the most fitting name for the most fitting thing. I’m explaining what rational people do, Bob, because I’m not sure you are rational yourself. And so now, while “Fredo,” fit so well with that ne’er-do-well, Boston College, you’ve forced us to rip that name-tag from BC’s chest and smack it down upon your forehead. You are such an embarrassment, Bob. Don’t you have some drinking to do or something? How have you found so much time to flap your mouth to the media, repeating, at best, rumor and innuendo about the program and Charlie Weis while there’s so much drinking to be done?
And how can you go around talking trash about Weis’ ability to coach if you can’t remember how well Weis did over his first two years out of a total of three years? You were there, Bob! You had season tickets in 2005! Do you even remember what you had for breakfast, Bob? What sort of fan can’t remember that much?
You speak of honor and what it means to be a “Notre Dame Man,” with the same apparent level of understanding that a Michigan football player speaks of algebra.
Do us all a favor, Bob. Forget Notre Dame, because we’re about ready forget about you. The clock’s coming up on 14:59, Bob, and then you can get back to wondering why everyone else on your Dolphins offensive line is in the Hall without you. Hell, I’m a Notre Dame Football addict, and I’d never heard of you until you started to run your mouth. Way to go Bob, you’ve entered the national consciousness on the same level as the cast of The View. Never step foot upon campus again, Bob. And if you can’t help yourself, just know that every time you look upon the Golden Dome, Mary’s back is turned to you. You took sides against the family, Fredo. That was unwise. You could have addressed all of these concerns and kept them in the family, but you just couldn’t help yourself, could you, Fredo?
Good bye, Fredo.
