Blonde joke

[loomis41973]

A blonde walks into the Revlon Company Store and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.

The assistant, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the assistant that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.

"I'm sorry," says the assistant, "we don't have any."

"But, I always buy it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the assistant.

"Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."



She returns with the container and hands it to the assistant who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the deodorant back and reads out loud from the container........."TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."

 

[Wham]

A brunette is standing across the river from a blonde, and the brunette asks "Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river?"

The blonde responds, "You're already on the other side of the river..."

 

[notredomer23]

A blonde and a brunnette are jumping off a cliff at the same time. the brunnete hits the ground. she doesnt die. she is looking for the blonde. the reason the blonde didnt hit the ground is because she had to ask for directions

 

[IrishFan4Life]

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."