Bad date stories

[stonebreakerwasgod]

I am happily married, but I was thinking about one time when I met this chick at a club. I took her out to eat at a nice restaurant. She was ordering double jack and cokes like a mofo. I was like..this chick has no class, so I kicked her to the curb. I ran into her later at another club, and she was like "you made the wrong decision", as if she would have rocked my world. I didn't think so. Gotta go with first instincts, even if they are wrong.

 

[notredomer23]

Ummm 1 time i was at da movies wid some really hot chick then she started buying all this candy and expected me to pay (it was like $20 worth, to much for me to spend) and i told her in the movies i was gonna go to the bathroom and i didnt come back lol.

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Speaking of first instincts. I met a girl somewhere and picked her up at her place. We went to dinner and a movie and had a GREAT time. She was pretty cute, and after I dropped her off we made out at her house. As I was driving home, I noticed that my wallet was gone. I was pretty sure I had it at her house, so I thought she may taken it. She denied it, but I never called her again. I saw her like 2 years later at a club and she looked SMOKIN hot. I think in that case, my first instinct was effing dumb. What a dumbass!!

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Ummm 1 time i was at da movies wid some really hot chick then she started buying all this candy and expected me to pay (it was like $20 worth, to much for me to spend) and i told her in the movies i was gonna go to the bathroom and i didnt come back lol.

Yeah, yet another member of the He-man woman hating club. A diverse membership consisting of guys who got shafted, or are just bigots.