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  1. Crazy Balki

    Jan 9 | Penn State

    I'll come visit you in the ER tomorrow for. that post gameday IV drip.
  2. Crazy Balki

    Jan 9 | Penn State

    As long as you open with a Guinness. That's what I did.
  3. Crazy Balki

    Jan 9 | Penn State

    I'm convinced that people who design IPA cans just want to fuck with the Californians who are looking for a quality bevy to go with their acid trip.
  4. Crazy Balki

    Jan 9 | Penn State

    Yeah, it perplexes me that Miami never built a stadium on or near campus, when the Orange Bowl got torn down. It's not just far away from Miami's campus, it's far away from....EVERYTHING! Actually, I take that back. There's a Denny's like half a mile down the road. Your tailgating experience...
  5. Crazy Balki

    Jan 9 | Penn State

    What is it about ND's path this year that they seem to run into...just the biggest, whiniest douchebag coaches in the game today. First it was Curt "Google Me" Cignetti Next it was Kirby "Humping the sideline refs leg" Smart Now it's "Big Game" James Y'all know if we win, it's gonna be another...
  6. Crazy Balki

    What is the "uniform surprise"?

    I usually wear The Shirt under my green jersey during game days. I also put the flag back up after I said that I was going to take it down after the NIU loss and only put it back up if they won out during the regular season.
  7. Crazy Balki

    Jan 9 | Penn State

    PSU isn't exactly coming into this one fresh, considering their best player is questionable and if he does play, will be very much limited.
  8. Crazy Balki

    Jan 9 | Penn State

    Those are favorable conditions for all three of the main backs. Aneyas got a bit of Kyren Williams in him. Great balance and gets from 0 to next gear very fast. Shame I don't expect much from Love this game, because he probably goes off in this one. It's not a particularly big defensive front...
  9. Crazy Balki

    Chicago Bears address

    I'm just relieved to see a list of more than 3 fucking guys. Last time, the Bears interviewed three names: Matt Eberflus, Dan Quinn and Jim Caldwell. McCaskey basically plopped that list on Poles' desk on his first day and said "pick one". FFS. This time: Carroll, Johnson, Brady, Vrabel...
  10. Crazy Balki

    '25 IL DE Christopher Burgess (Notre Dame Signee)

    I don't think anybody thought Burgess was a Vyper. I think most saw him as a SDE/3T hybrid. A guy who had the bend to play on the strongside, and had the frame to get up to 290 and play inside.
  11. Crazy Balki

    '23 IL OT Charles Jagusah (Notre Dame Signee)

    Coogan reminds me of Correll if you added about 20 pounds and 3 inches to his frame. Correll was as mean as they get, but he was also 6'2 290 on a good day and had short arms. Coogan isn't an athletic specimen, but at 6'5 310, he can definitely move and not get overpowered anywhere near as...
  12. Crazy Balki

    Chicago Bears address

    My big issue is that he's already screwed up so much with the coaching decisions. It wasn't just hiring Flus, it wasn't just retaining him. It was hiring Waldron. It was retaining Chris Morgan instead of forcing Flus to can his worthless ass. It was the absolutely catastrophe that was Alan...
  13. Crazy Balki

    Chicago Bears address

    I would say the Bears would be dumb to not at least interview and gain insight from McCarthy. Realistically, multiple teams are going to at least interview McCarthy. But then the Bears are just gonna turn around and hire him because that would be such a them move.
  14. Crazy Balki

    Jan 9 | Penn State

    Oregon's defense got exposed as straight up bad. They padded their defensive numbers playing some of the absolute worst offenses in the country. These are the scoring offenses Oregon played. Illinois (64th) Oregon State (97th) Washington (99th) Maryland (100th) Wisconsin (101st) Michigan...
  15. Crazy Balki

    Chicago Bears address

    Yeah, I like having a top 10 pick. The harsh reality is that the Bears need to draft in the trenches in the first, period. Will Campbell and Mason Graham are both going to be gone by 7. Both are expected to go in the top 5 or 6 almost universally. This team had NO business finishing as bad as...
  16. Crazy Balki

    Jan 9 | Penn State

    GILFs like football too.
  17. Crazy Balki

    2025 Transfer Portal

    I don't think the injury is severe enough where he's going to miss too much time. So you'll have Raridon, Flanagan, Larson, Washington and Flanigan. Maybe explore the portal if there's a can't miss stud, but other than that, I wouldn't consider it super thin.
  18. Crazy Balki

    General team info

    What's crazy is that each phase did it in a separate game. Defense got two pick sixes of 98+ against USC. Offense got a 98 yard TD run against Indiana. Special Teams returns a 98 yard kickoff for a TD against Georgia. Gonna need a fan to bite the bullet and go down on the field, steal the...
  19. Crazy Balki

    Jan 2 | Georgia

    I hate this
  20. Crazy Balki

    Jan 2 | Georgia

    Yeah, but NDs OL isn't making it easy on Leonard. They're getting abused.
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