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They go well with my crocs.

Living in this shit, I've always said if its -2 degrees then its -2 degrees. Leave your weather emotions at the door.

At least it's a dry cold...

WTF is this 'feels like' BS,... if it feels like -32 it's -32...

We have negative Drew Pyne actual temp with negative DaVonte Neal wind chill. And let's be honest, was there ever anything BUT a...

Negative David Grimes today with negative Robert Hughes wind chill. Not sure why I’m awake right now, but Brrrr.

They are increasing stadium capacity by narrowing the visitor tunnel to where they have to walk sideways to get out of.

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF YOU MEATHEAD

Clearly it stands for fupa.

It obviously stands for rolling on the floor loving Marcus Freeman orally. This dude's a freak.

I used Christmas and my son's recent birthday as excuses to buy packs "for him", so I could enjoy them being opened. Haha. I don't care...

Finally a bed wetting issue

Beck gonna Beck