What's On Your Christmas List?

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What NDOM want's for xmas!!!!

1) First and foremost I would like some weed!
2) Then I would like some more weed please!
3) Then I would like some Guinness and Jameson to go with the weed!
4) Then I would love for the MUTHER PHUCKING GOVERNMENT to stop wasting our money on STUPID USELESS crap and figure out how the h e l l we are going to get out of a TRILLION000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 DOLLAR DEFECIT!

And stop sending PHUCKING AIDE to countries who could give a flying PHUCK about us but instead use that PHUCKING AIDE here in the good old USA and help our own.

Now, I'm about to go smoke some dope cuz now I'm all riled up!

As you can tell. YES I AM ANTI-GOVERNMENT!
 
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I know whats on my neighbors christmas list a Skype trap. Yup you got it i convinced him that whats been living up in the rafters of his garage making a mess are a family of Skypes. I am going to make him a crazy contraption of a trap for him for Christmas i want to see how long this will go until someone tells him.

When i was younger a few of my friends and myself would get together with girls party it up a bit and take out the girls skype hunting.
We'd tell them a can with washers was to lure them in and they'd have to run around with brown paper bags and catch them. One time we actually convinced these 2 girls they had to do it topless. Priceless youth moment. I just can't believe my 45 yr old neighbor is believing this BS. Awesome.
 
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NYMIKE6 said:
I know whats on my neighbors christmas list a Skype trap. Yup you got it i convinced him that whats been living up in the rafters of his garage making a mess are a family of Skypes. I am going to make him a crazy contraption of a trap for him for Christmas i want to see how long this will go until someone tells him.

When i was younger a few of my friends and myself would get together with girls party it up a bit and take out the girls skype hunting.
We'd tell them a can with washers was to lure them in and they'd have to run around with brown paper bags and catch them. One time we actually convinced these 2 girls they had to do it topless. Priceless youth moment. I just can't believe my 45 yr old neighbor is believing this BS. Awesome.
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Now that is funny right there.
 
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NYMIKE6 said:
I know whats on my neighbors christmas list a Skype trap. Yup you got it i convinced him that whats been living up in the rafters of his garage making a mess are a family of Skypes. I am going to make him a crazy contraption of a trap for him for Christmas i want to see how long this will go until someone tells him.

When i was younger a few of my friends and myself would get together with girls party it up a bit and take out the girls skype hunting.
We'd tell them a can with washers was to lure them in and they'd have to run around with brown paper bags and catch them. One time we actually convinced these 2 girls they had to do it topless. Priceless youth moment. I just can't believe my 45 yr old neighbor is believing this BS. Awesome.
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Thanks for the tip. Im definately going to do that the next time Im at a party. LOL!
 
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arrowryan said:
Thanks for the tip. Im definately going to do that the next time Im at a party. LOL!
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You've never taken someone Skype hunting? I must be old....haha Works great with females but you can only take them at night (obviously)
objects required for Skype hunting.

1-2 coffee cans add washers (thats so the girls can't hear you laughing when you lure them in)

1 brown paper bag for each individual female.

1 flash light (thats only for the guide "you" not the catcher) so they can't really see when they missed 1

Add lots of alcoholic beverages and fill your holiday with tons of laughs.
 
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NYMIKE6 said:
You've never taken someone Skype hunting? I must be old....haha Works great with females but you can only take them at night (obviously)
objects required for Skype hunting.

1-2 coffee cans add washers (thats so the girls can't hear you laughing when you lure them in)

1 brown paper bag for each individual female.

1 flash light (thats only for the guide "you" not the catcher) so they can't really see when they missed 1

Add lots of alcoholic beverages and fill your holiday with tons of laughs.
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My friend's step dad played that trick on us one time. But we were onlt like 9 years old. He had us put berries in a bag and watch the bag, we looked like total idiots.

But I am doing that trick of yours. I know to many girls that drunk way too fast.

You actually had girls topless just for skype hunting? Nice!!!
 
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We call 'em Snipes around here...

Skype is just a video chat thing...
 
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