Things Longer Than Kim Kardashian's Marriage

[pkt77242]

Her career of screwing random dudes.

Guy was slowing her down.

More like stopping her from making sex tapes with random guys that she could get rich off of.

 

[BurningRiver]

This. Is why people hate America.

 

[BeauBenken]

This. Is why people hate America.

Our celebutantes? Or the little remaining respect there is for the sacrament of marriage?

 

[Riddickulous]

Nicole Richie's shopping list.

But seriously. Not a fan of the Kardashians.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Her career of screwing random dudes.

I hear you're a random dude, JK.

Guy was slowing her down

He needs to work on his 2-minute drill.

 

[johnnykillz]

I would love to be one of her random dudes.

I would not treat her like a princess...

I'd give her the best thirty seconds of her life.

 

[irishog77]

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