The person below me (new game)

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

I did, or maybe it was just Doomer in diguise.

I will partake in the endangered species thing but I've got the feeling you don't wanna hang out with me, Veer.

The person below me has a weird clown fetish.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Veer option..... Doctor, you told me our conversations were private.

Clowns hide under my bed every night and keep me awake. Iceholes.

The next person that posts has an odd crush on sheep.

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

Someone has to push them thru the fence.
the person under me shaves my junk for me!!!!!

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

Nothing wrong with a little manscaping.

The person who posts next is a minute man.

 

[Veer option]

I got places to be and things to do



The person below me laughed when Leo froze to death in Titanic

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Someone has to push them thru the fence.
the person under me shaves my junk for me!!!!!

OK wait. Hode up Hode up. Let's do us some backtrack here. Dude. Dude. You like your junk shaved?

Oh well, the next poster is my bitch. Burt Reynolds could not hang.

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

Which one was Smokey and which one was bandit??

The next person who posts likes S&M

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

"im someones bitch!" the next person eats the buggers

 

[Veer option]

They are delicious, salty and amazing very similar to a less crunchy peanut.



The person below me went over Niagara falls in a barrel full of monkeys and rum.

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

It was the best new year's eve of my life, never did find my bra though.

The person below me likes to snowmobile naked.

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

It was the best new year's eve of my life, never did find my bra though.

The person below me likes to snowmobile naked.

I have to ride standing up the whole time - wouldn't want my johnson getting frozen to the gas tank.

The person below me smells like old asparagus.

 

[Veer option]

I smell better than most of the dirty hippies around here that is for sure.



The person below raises sheep, but not for meat or wool.

 

[BeauBenken]

Yes, I train sheep to jump over people's beds until they fall asleep...

Person below me has a tramp stamp with the name of a same sex partner they don't know...

 

[WabashFalcon]

Hmm. That's odd. I just noticed my lower back hurts...

Wait, it's a... tattoo?

Who is? Who the hell is 'I Haz a Bucket'?

Hmm. Odd. To Google!

Oh... f***. No wonder I can't sit down. EVER AGAIN.

The person below me enjoys choking themselves while wearing the mask of the Pink Power Ranger during times of self gratification.

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

I don't like choking myself, it's much more fun when someone else does it and PINK POWER RANGER is my safe word! GET OUTTA MY HEAD!

What is the obsession with sheep here?

The person below me wears pantyhose, eyeliner, and pink lipstick and refers to himself as.....

 

[WabashFalcon]

I don't like choking myself, it's much more fun when someone else does it and PINK POWER RANGER is my safe word! GET OUTTA MY HEAD!

What is the obsession with sheep here?

The person below me wears pantyhose, eyeliner, and pink lipstick and refers to himself as.....

Marry me.

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

HAHA you're like the 10th proposal from this site...and to think my son said all the guys were on eharmony.com LMAO

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

I have not axed you to marry me. I simply want you to hold me and sing me lullabies.

The person below me does not know lullabies. Drinks Shlitz beer for high class parties..

 

[WabashFalcon]

*Sobs*.

The person below me needs to imbed the "I Haz a Bucket Walrus on this site so everyone will get my back tattoo joke.

Alas! I do not know how to imbed images on IE correctly.

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

Alas, I know how to imbed images correctly. And I already got married once, and he ended up beating me up. So I got divorced and don't want to get married ever again. But I'm totally up for living in sin, or even better, he lives at his crib, I live at mine, and the only time we need to see each other is when it's football saturday or smush time.

The person below me wears combat boots while dropping the kids at the pool...

 

[Veer option]

I need the traction when the kids dont want to leave...




The person below me writes rap music about growing up in the hood, baby mamas, and making it rain on dem hoes.

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

I need the traction when the kids dont want to leave...




The person below me writes rap music about growing up in the hood, baby mamas, and making it rain on dem hoes.

In da hood, they call me Non-Fat Milk because I am so white, I am almost blue.

The person below me has an intense fear of balloon animals...

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

Not as intense as my fear of Miracle Whip (and that's not just me being funny)

The person below me...wants to come to my work and bring me a shot of tequila. Straight no chaser.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

I will not chase you. You will chase me. I'm so sexy.

The person below me wants a relationship with a four hooved animal.

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

I will not chase you. You will chase me. I'm so sexy.

The person below me wants a relationship with a four hooved animal.

The only "relationship" I want with a four hooved animal is when he is stuffed and hanging on my wall - just like your mom Bambi!!!

The person below me saves their own hair clippings in a bag under their bed and pulls the bag out to cuddle during heavy thunderstorms.

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

So I have an unhealthy crush on Daniel Tosh, what of it??

The person below me like to shave ND into their back hair for every game of the season.

 

[shovel_dr]

Does It count if its a tattoo and i shave my head for games?


THe person below has a tramp stamp of rich rod

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

The only "relationship" I want with a four hooved animal is when he is stuffed and hanging on my wall ...

That's because you like head from four hooved animals, then you stuff them. Weirdo.

Rich Rod likes to tramp on four footed animals.

The person below me is still moaning.

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

Uhhhh. Oh baby. Oh baby. Ok get off me now.

The person below me like to sniff arm pits. Yeah. That's all I got.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Uhhhh. Oh baby. Oh baby. Ok get off me now.

... Yeah. That's all I got.

That's not how I remember it. I was leading my team of really cute reindeer towards your roof on Christmas night. All I remember hearing is

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I think it was Santa axing for more cookies, but...that's how I remember it. Oh wait, was that GoIrish!!!s house?