The person below me (new game)

[IrishAlum1997]

Look here. Candy Samples is my favorite adult magazine vixen of the 70's. She got a raw deal and has spent the last 30 years upstate. Something about smuggling midgets in her sweater. She deserves to live her life in the free world. I want everyone to know, my Econoline seems like the most logical place to share that info.

Besides, the person below me has a fetish for licking park benches. At nude beaches.

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

Hey, it tastes like chicken!!! besides the person below me pleasures themselves to ricky martin videos!

 

[johnnykillz]

...she moves, she moves, I go crazy...

The person below me secretly desires a mullet.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

It's not a secret anymore, and I just landed me an application with a temp service.

Bitch.

The person below me is looking up at me, and moaning.

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

Because the taxidermist did a ****ty jop on my mount! the person below me had all their teeth removed because it would be better for buisness!!!

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

OMG I have NEVER EVER laughed so hard in my life!!! You guys are a trip!

And btw...business is good...

The person below me posts on IE while wearing garter belts and high heels.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Georgia, the person above you is a bad buisness!!! lady.

k1ssme, working for Santa provides great medical benefits. Garter belts and high heels for flight. Me gots to looks sexy while leading Santa. He even provides lipstick and KY.

The person below me is shaking uncontrollably and yelling "Bambi!!!, Bambi!!!"

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

I can't even come up with a witty response to that, because the thought is actually quite terrifying. HAHA Bambi?

The person below me has the perfect tool for Zombie killing.

 

[johnnykillz]

I have several perfect tools for Zombie killing. I love me some Zombies. Tactical shotty, Springfield 9mm, AR for mid range, calibers 22-300 win mag (6 in between) for long range, and a 50 cal for precision extra long range scalpel ordeals.

The person below me is sSsSsSlllllll0o0o0o0o0o0o0owwwwwwwww.

lol.

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

well thats the first time i heard my tool was perfect! i have heard good and great but thats the first perfect. the person below me likes to shave rodents damn it

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Johnnyk, so it was you? You missed with all that arsenal?

Bitch.

I am a rather tall rodent. The person below me wears white panties.

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

they look better wet.
the person below me dont wipe after #2

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

Well ****. I didn't want to be next...but I challenge that statement, Domer...that's GROSS! My 7 yr old son might fit that decription his drawers sometimes look like victory lane after a NASCAR race.

The person below me hasn't gotten any in a year.

 

[Veer option]

Santa Claus taught me all his techniques, so I only need to deliver once a year...



The person below me goes to the grocery store to laugh at bananas.

 

[johnnykillz]

Santa Claus taught me all his techniques, so I only need to deliver once a year...



The person below me goes to the grocery store to laugh at bananas.

Helllro!

The person below me needs to pull some voodoo magic out of their arse to ensure a Keith Marshall commitment.

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

I cleaned up cat vomit with a scUM t-shirt, maybe that will help?? But the shirt came from a disturbed little boy who called himself a friend of my son's. When he wasn't looking I snuck an ND one into his overnight bag. ha.

The person below me wants to invite me to their tailgate spot this season

 

[Veer option]

Sure, but I only cook endangered species such as loin of lion, polar bear brisket, and elephant etoufee.


The person below me goes to Walmart and rides the fat people scooters for fun.

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

in reverse so that beeping noise pisses people off! the person below me just got shat on

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

I was PREGNANT...in my defense...

About the tailgating, I won't eat your food, and I bring my own booze...so I am a PERFECT tailgate crasher.

The person below me is my #1 fan...

EDIT: OH CRAP...I POSTED TOO LATE!!!!

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

The person above me crapped on herself. The person below did some pp on himself last night.

 

[ACamp1900]

I love pickeled peppers...


anyway the person below me is a complete sought after porn star... diggin holes like Charles Bronson.

 

[ACamp1900]

wait... what???

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Something about Carlos Bronson poking holes.

The sissy below calls me Daddy. Ay Papi! Harder!

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

Dammit Neutered! Beat me to it!!!

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

Something about Carlos Bronson poking holes.

The sissy below calls me Daddy. Ay Papi! Harder!

I only call you daddy cause I don't know my own.

The person below me has a tattoo of Brittany Spears on their arse.

 

[Veer option]

I was drunk and in college, she was hot back then mind you. Leave my love for Britney alone!



The person below me plays croquet like a boss, but cannot hit a golf ball to save their life.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Save who's lives?

The person below me has creamy thighs, and is wondering why I am typing on the keyboard as she surrounds me with those creamy thighs. She just now called me a chithead (She has an accent...) for typing on my keyboard while she surrounded me with her creamy grasping thighs.

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

Save who's lives?

The person below me has creamy thighs, and is wondering why I am typing on the keyboard as she surrounds me with those creamy thighs. She just now called me a chithead (She has an accent...) for typing on my keyboard while she surrounded me with her creamy grasping thighs.

Dammit Neutered! STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE!!! I'm gonna git my gun!

The person below me is a cleptomaniac...

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

I can't help it, your ND garden gnome would complete my collection of useless lawn treasures.

***Side note to DOOMER...I never crapped my pants, I rode in the fat people scooters at walmart when I was pregnant with my 1st child.

The person below me wants to take me with them to the USC game this year...

 

[Veer option]

No ingestion of endangered species no deal





The person below me had a close encounter with a wild snorlax and is scarred for life.