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Drew Magary's "The Hater’s Guide To The Field Of 68, Part II" on Deadspin.
He rags on all 68 teams in the tournament for (supposedly) comic effect. What's funny to me about the ND section is that while he rags on Digger and Regis, he forgets the most hated figure from ND basketball history ... Laimbeer.
Here's the whole ND rant. Some of the other school rants are actually funny--
2. Notre Dame: Does hatred for Notre Dame football translate over to Notre Dame basketball? Why, yes! Yes, it does. Remember, this is the school that gave you Digger Phelps and Digger Phelps' hair. Watching Digger Phelps is like watching a videotape of your own lobotomy. Notre Dame is also home to Regis Philbin, who enjoys not giving money to his disabled son, and quitting shows that pay him $20 million to sit in a chair next to a hot chick for an hour 40 weeks a year. Great guy. Love Reege. I hope he chokes on a tube of Aspercreme.
And hey, do you like being the victim of either a rape or a horrible fall and having your school do everything possible to cover its ***? The Irish are there! Why, they'll even try and cover it up if you're raped WHILE falling. It's a fully comprehensive quashing program they've instituted at the school. What's that? Two members of the football team held down your mom and stabbed her in the throat? Really? Huh. We didn't hear anything about that!
He rags on all 68 teams in the tournament for (supposedly) comic effect. What's funny to me about the ND section is that while he rags on Digger and Regis, he forgets the most hated figure from ND basketball history ... Laimbeer.
Here's the whole ND rant. Some of the other school rants are actually funny--
2. Notre Dame: Does hatred for Notre Dame football translate over to Notre Dame basketball? Why, yes! Yes, it does. Remember, this is the school that gave you Digger Phelps and Digger Phelps' hair. Watching Digger Phelps is like watching a videotape of your own lobotomy. Notre Dame is also home to Regis Philbin, who enjoys not giving money to his disabled son, and quitting shows that pay him $20 million to sit in a chair next to a hot chick for an hour 40 weeks a year. Great guy. Love Reege. I hope he chokes on a tube of Aspercreme.
And hey, do you like being the victim of either a rape or a horrible fall and having your school do everything possible to cover its ***? The Irish are there! Why, they'll even try and cover it up if you're raped WHILE falling. It's a fully comprehensive quashing program they've instituted at the school. What's that? Two members of the football team held down your mom and stabbed her in the throat? Really? Huh. We didn't hear anything about that!
