Safety Play

[dshans]

And dshans, who told you my real name?

'Twas a spritely fairie who visited me one night in my sleep, it was.

Wait ... that doesn't sound quite right.

Let's just say that it was your neighbor (two houses down and across the street) and leave it at that.

He told me while we were shooting Budweisers, talkin' Irish football and grillin' brats and burgers. The ladies were inside makin' themselves all purdy and such.

That's the God's Honest Truth. So help me.

 

[jason_h537]

What has this thread turned into?

 

[Old Man Mike]

It's all about play, ...and safety....

 

[Bogtrotter07]

'Twas a spritely fairie who visited me one night in my sleep, it was.

Wait ... that doesn't sound quite right.

Let's just say that it was your neighbor (two houses down and across the street) and leave it at that.

He told me while we were shooting Budweisers, talkin' Irish football and grillin' brats and burgers. The ladies were inside makin' themselves all purdy and such.

That's the God's Honest Truth. So help me.

That doesn't sound as bad as the guys into self-dating. Hey, I showed this to Jim and he laughed his *** off. (The only two doors down and across the street from here.) He's got a pit in his yard, we're doin' a practice turkey for Thanksgivin' this weekend. One of the bullet points on our list is to see how much beer we can consume cooking the turkey, appropriately, without cooking ourselves, (no one ending up in the emergency room.) What are the chances of the two of you knowing each other?

See? Safety!

 

[Bogtrotter07]

Hey Bog...that pick cracks me up every time...classic!

Yeah! That's one of those that you can't help, Life of Brian too, with the parott's dead. It makes you laugh till you cry, and then you can't tell if its tears or just the boogers running down your face.