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johnnykillz

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So I had a revelation.

When we have a badass season, I say all IE peeps down with tying in for an after season bash in Vegas or South Bend correspond so we may arrange details and plans.

We'll need massive quantities of booze, big screens, highlight reels, and an 18+ room for strippers clad in Irish gear.

Who's down?
 

NeuteredDoomer

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So I had a revelation... Who's down?

I'm UP for it. I'm afraid that Wabash and GoIrish!!! would try to cook me though. NDinLA would bring his laptop. BGIF would ban me from the bars. HCTI would wear his Browns jersey. JPham would speak french all night. Planning the event would be so easy, even a Caveman could do it.
 

IrishInFl

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So I had a revelation.

When we have a badass season, I say all IE peeps down with tying in for an after season bash in Vegas or South Bend correspond so we may arrange details and plans.

We'll need massive quantities of booze, big screens, highlight reels, and an 18+ room for strippers clad in Irish gear.

Who's down?

Because what's the difference, right? I'd be for it, but I'm incredibly poor, so unless you guys come to Orlando or something like that, I'm out for now. Tampa is a fun place, great strip joints from what I've heard. Tallahassee may be too boring for most of you guys, but the women are beautiful (hot FSU students) and is probably the easiest place to get laid in the country. Plus, you'd get to meet my source!
 
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johnnykillz

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This certainly seems as though it could be a distinct possibility. Jimbo Fisher in the flesh would be tough to pass up. My wife would kill me going after another college student and all.

I'm DOWN suckas! Like four flat tires.

Any other unspoken requests?
 

IrishInFl

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This certainly seems as though it could be a distinct possibility. Jimbo Fisher in the flesh would be tough to pass up. My wife would kill me going after another college student and all.

I'm DOWN suckas! Like four flat tires.

Any other unspoken requests?

Speaking of Jimbo Fisher, my source was at a FSU NSD party with Jimbo. I learned three things:
1.) Ego was VERY close to signing with ND.
2.) Jimbo HATES ND.
3.) Jimbo can drink. Apparently he got got pretty drunk and was a real hoot. Gene mentioned me (being the only ND fan he knows) and Jimbo, in a drunken slur said how he hated ND.
 

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Because what's the difference, right? I'd be for it, but I'm incredibly poor, so unless you guys come to Orlando or something like that, I'm out for now. Tampa is a fun place, great strip joints from what I've heard. Tallahassee may be too boring for most of you guys, but the women are beautiful (hot FSU students) and is probably the easiest place to get laid in the country. Plus, you'd get to meet my source!

They are just trying to pay their way through school, right?
 
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johnnykillz

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Speaking of Jimbo Fisher, my source was at a FSU NSD party with Jimbo. I learned three things:
1.) Ego was VERY close to signing with ND.
2.) Jimbo HATES ND.
3.) Jimbo can drink. Apparently he got got pretty drunk and was a real hoot. Gene mentioned me (being the only ND fan he knows) and Jimbo, in a drunken slur said how he hated ND.

Ego almost signing is like a hot chick wearing a skirt with no panties. Just because you can see the possibility of it happening, doesn't mean you'll ever taste how good it could have been.

Jimbo understands foreshadowing from a redneck floridian perspective. The next time we play them, it will be our turn. Feel me?
 

IrishInFl

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They are just trying to pay their way through school, right?

Actually, yes. There is apparently a group called the FSU Strippers (clever name, eh?), who pay their way through school by private strip shows. There are no strip joints in Tallahassee, so they need to go the private route.
 

IrishInFl

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Let's get a list of cities. Here are my suggestions just off the top of my head: Las Vegas, South Bend, Chicago, Tallahassee (yeah right), Orlando, Tampa, Miami, New Orleans, Atlanta, Los Angeles, New York.
 

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Bowling Green Ohio? haha jk, but im down for whereever.... we just have to have that NC season first.
 
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HereComeTheIrish

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I'm UP for it. I'm afraid that Wabash and GoIrish!!! would try to cook me though. NDinLA would bring his laptop. BGIF would ban me from the bars. HCTI would wear his Browns jersey. JPham would speak french all night. Planning the event would be so easy, even a Caveman could do it.

Hey....It would be a "Brady Quinn" Cleveland Browns jersey though. does that score any points? :)
 

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I'd be glad to organize a South Bend gathering. Next year will be my last year on campus (as an undergrad anyway).
 

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I would be down with any of those places, South Bend would be best though cause I can drive there!
 

NeuteredDoomer

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JPham, will you be wearing that pretty dress you wore in a previous avatar standing next to that dude?

I say we meet in Carlsbad. Inside the Caverns. Watch the bats fly out, drink some tea, smell the guano... Good times.
 

NeuteredDoomer

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Faline will. That's her job after she washes the dishes.

I'm so badass and cute...
 

Jason Pham

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Well, let's hope none of us will be drinking in a state of perishing, anguish, or poverty.
 

NeuteredDoomer

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Ezekial 23: 19-20

I'm going straight to hell, without a bungy.

When does the damn game start?
 

IrishInFl

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Interesting to see all the Holy Bible quotes when we are discussing where to meet to drink booze and see strippers.
 

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So I had a revelation.

When we have a badass season, I say all IE peeps down with tying in for an after season bash in Vegas or South Bend correspond so we may arrange details and plans.

We'll need massive quantities of booze, big screens, highlight reels, and an 18+ room for strippers clad in Irish gear.

Who's down?

I like where your mind is at, I'm down!
 

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Well, let's hope none of us will be drinking in a state of perishing, anguish, or poverty.


I have been for most of 17 years.

My doctor now writes down Proverbs 31: 6-7 as the medical code for a drinking problem.
 

NeuteredDoomer

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When I am feeling down, I remember this beautiful and soothing quote from the Bible: II Kings 2:23-24

"And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

...And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and mauled forty and two children of them...

From there he went to Mount Carmel, and thence he returned to Samaria."

Good stuff. When does the Super Bowl start?
 
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johnnykillz

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The super bowl has now started. This seems later than I remember. It’s funny how beer to the impoverished and wine to the anguished really seems to articulate well this time of year.

I can tell you this. Faith can kill a fig tree without fruit. The lord our Jesus said faith can move a mountain.

We will celebrate in a city of our decision the victories for whom our lady waits within due time. Brian Kelly is the man to lead us.

So now we will prophesize our location, in which we may taste the fruit for which we reap. Do please ensure you are in possible judgment for judiciously placement within the given parameters.


Wow I am Deeeeeee-runk!
 

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Vegas Sounds good. Its hawaii's 9th island. A buddy of mine bounces at Spearment Rhino we could hold a helluva party over there. Go Irish!!!!!
 
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