3 Things Weis Needs To Say Saturday

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1. Great moments... are born from great opportunity. And that's what you have here, tonight, boys. That's what you've earned here tonight. One game. If we played 'em ten times, they might win nine. But not this game. Not tonight. Tonight, we run with them. Tonight, we stay with them. And we shut them down because we can! Tonight, WE are the greatest college football team in the America. You were born to be football players. Every one of you. And you were meant to be here tonight. This is your time. Their time is done. It's over. I'm sick and tired of hearing about what a great football team the Trojans have. Screw 'em. This is your time. Now go out there and take it.

2. I don’t know what to say, really. Three minutes to the biggest battle of our collegiate lives. All comes down to today, and either, we heal as a team, or we're gonna crumble. Inch by inch, play by play. Until we're finished. We're in hell right now, gentlemen. Believe me. And, we can stay here, get the shit kicked out of us, or we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb outta hell... one inch at a time. Now I can't do it for ya, I'm too old, too fat. I look around, I see these young faces and I think, I mean, I've made every wrong choice a middle-aged man can make. I, uh, I've pissed away all my money, believe it or not. I chased off anyone who's ever loved me. And lately, I can't even see my entire body in the mirror. You know, when you get old, in life, things get taken from you. I mean, that's... that's... that's a part of life. But, you only learn that when you start losin' stuff. You find out life's this game of inches, so is football. Because in either game - life or football - the margin for error is so small. I mean, one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow, too fast and you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They're in every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when add up all those inches, that's gonna make the fucking difference between winning and losing! Between living and dying! I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch. And I know, if I'm gonna have any life anymore it's because I'm still willing to fight and die for that inch, because that's what living is, the six inches in front of your face. Now I can't make you do it. You've got to look at the guy next to you, look into his eyes. Now I think ya going to see a guy who will go that inch with you. Your gonna see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team, because he knows when it comes down to it your gonna do the same for him. That's a team, gentlemen, and either, we heal, now, as a team, or we will die as individuals. That's football guys, that's all it is. Now, what are you gonna do?

3. Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that!
 
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4. Strippers and beer on me boys, at the post-game wrap up after we win. Well, I mean on my pocket book, that is. I think my hairless body may make a few of you sick. I need you all healthy for Boston College next week... Pam Anderson already RSVP'd. Everyone got their Hep. C shots, right? Except for you Olsen. But then again, you got the hand sanitizer ass thing going still.
 

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1. Everyone in the country, outside of our own fans, think you all suck.

2. Pete Carroll called the Pope a pussy.

3. Lose this one and, when you finally stop running, spring ball will be already started.
 

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player leadership should make difference here, at least I hope; I think Weis will have the team prepared to win. its gonna be up the players to make it happen. I know Mr. Clausen will have the offense ready. I hope the defense is up to the challenge. this is war.
 

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1. Fella's its time to buckle them chin straps and hit them like they been hitting u for 3 years. Seniors tonight is your last chance to do something great you guys need to lead by example. and finally dont forget to go out and beat them into an inch of their lives because turn about is fair play.

2. Jimmy your moment is now if u havent notice this your team to lead so i will left u finish this up.

3. jimmy stands in front of his teammates and says this is why we chose ND for moments that define history u remeber that ass whoopin they gave us last few years its time to return the favor u fellows follow my lead and we will be victorious tonight. now i pass it to brain smith

4. And Smith says D its time we hit and tackle and cover because know one else beleives in us but us lets shook the nation and beat them condoms like they havent been beaten in years. coach

5. Charile looks at his guys and says its time to define yourselves Men.
 

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1. Everyone in the country, outside of our own fans, think you all suck.

2. Pete Carroll called the Pope a pussy.

3. Lose this one and, when you finally stop running, spring ball will be already started.

LMAO that might work
 

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If the Trojans capture the Jeweled Shillelagh then the armies of darkness will march all over the face of the earth!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!?!?
 

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is that like a sign of the apacolypse? on the 8th win the trojans open the gates to hell
 

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Men, this game can define what Notre Dame Football is all about. Its either a washed up program that will never rise to the top of national prominance again, or it is still the place were legendary players and teams are born. We will decide that fate for "Our Lady" and her followers, today.

Jimmy, for the first time in a long time a Notre Dame football player has a real chance to bring home a Heisman Trophy. More importanly you have the chance to lead us to victory over a team that has used us as a doormat while making this contest no longer worthy of the hype it recieves. Are you ready to change the tide and join your place amoung the greats?

Men, its our time to take our place amoung the greats.
 

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That was in poor taste.

6. Get the ball to Shaq and get the hell out of the way!

yes, it was....but you had to chuckle....we can't be serious all the time.

i like what kmoose said, "pete carroll called the pope a pussy".
 

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If we win, we all get happy meals at McDonald's after the game. Whadda say men?
 
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1. Thanks Kyle McCarthy, its because of you that I made it to THIS game in the first place.
 

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Bring Joe Montana in and have him tell the team that he saw John Candy in the stands.
 

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1. Tonite is the defining moment of your season up to this point boys, and it is up to you not only as a football player but as a man to do something great with your moment.

2. Every member of notre dame nation is behind on the field tonite, and it is time that the university of notre dame rises up and kicks the livin shit out of every fukin trojan that was stupid enough to suit up tonite.

3. Every player has his shot, in 05 brady and tom had their shot but couldnt pull it through. that is when you ask yourself, is that gonna be me? thats when you say hell no, this is my time. THIS IS NOTRE DAME'S TIME
 

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I say he takes a minimalist approach.

(Scene: Locker room, pre-game.)

Players and coaches begin the pre-game talk with inspirational exhortations of their choosing with Coach Weis in the background. He moves deliberately, somberly to the middle of the locker room and slowly, gently and grimacing places the "USC OWNS ND" cap from his office on a bench. [Dramatic Pause] ... [Steely, sincere demeanor] "I've had this far too long. I've said that this cap won't be around the day we've won a game. [Pause] ... [A little more pause for the hell of it] ... [Crescendo, Con Brio] TODAY is that day. YOU ARE THE TEAM. WE ARE THE IRISH!" [Exit CW, followed by a rabid, confident, talented team and coaches to tap "Play Like A Champion Today", run the tunnel and enter the field to the deafening roar of stands filled with fans, clad in green down to their u-trow]

At the conclusion of the game (which the Irish have won 41 - 27) "The Cap" is returned to the USC "fan" who sent it, complete with cleat marks and (long) grass stains. With a "Thank You" for the forthcoming donation to Hannah & Friends.
 
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I say he takes a minimalist approach.

(Scene: Locker room, pre-game.)

Players and coaches begin the pre-game talk with inspirational exhortations of their choosing with Coach Weis in the background. He moves deliberately, somberly to the middle of the locker room and gently places the "USC OWNS ND" cap from his office on a bench. [Dramatic Pause] ... [Steely, sincere demeanor] "I've had this far too long. I've said that this cap won't be around the day we've won a game. [Pause] ... [A little more pause for the hell of it] ... [Crescendo, Con Brio] TODAY is that day. YOU ARE THE TEAM. WE ARE THE IRISH!" [Exit CW, followed by a rabid, confident, talented team and coaches to tap "Play Like A Champion Today", run the tunnel and enter the field to the deafening roar of stands filled with fans, clad in green down to their u-trow]

At the conclusion of the game (which the Irish have won 41 - 27) "The Cap" is returned to the USC "fan" who sent it, complete with many cleat marks and (long) grass stains. With a "Thank You" for the forthcoming $250 donation to Hannah & Friends.

HELL YES
 
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I say he takes a minimalist approach.

(Scene: Locker room, pre-game.)

Players and coaches begin the pre-game talk with inspirational exhortations of their choosing with Coach Weis in the background. He moves deliberately, somberly to the middle of the locker room and slowly, gently and grimacing places the "USC OWNS ND" cap from his office on a bench. [Dramatic Pause] ... [Steely, sincere demeanor] "I've had this far too long. I've said that this cap won't be around the day we've won a game. [Pause] ... [A little more pause for the hell of it] ... [Crescendo, Con Brio] TODAY is that day. YOU ARE THE TEAM. WE ARE THE IRISH!" [Exit CW, followed by a rabid, confident, talented team and coaches to tap "Play Like A Champion Today", run the tunnel and enter the field to the deafening roar of stands filled with fans, clad in green down to their u-trow]

At the conclusion of the game (which the Irish have won 41 - 27) "The Cap" is returned to the USC "fan" who sent it, complete with cleat marks and (long) grass stains. With a "Thank You" for the forthcoming donation to Hannah & Friends.

Forget what I said. If he said all of that, the Irish would be guaranteed a win.
 
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