Lou Holtz and Mark May are EQUALLY annoying.

[midwestguy]

How can ESPN pay them?

 

[IHateMarkMay]

I am just waiting for Lou to say "Hey Mark, where the hell is Pitt? Didn't they fall off the map of college football?"

 

[We_Are_ND]

Then May would say, "Didn't Pitt beat you last year and the year before and...''

 

[Junkhead]

How can ESPN pay them?

Umm, no. Mark May is worse.

 

[midwestguy]

Umm, no. Mark May is worse.

Honestly, they are both horrid.

 

[TDHeysus]

Honestly, they are both horrid.

then dont watch

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

Why do I keep coming in to threads started by this dweeb?

 

[midwestguy]

then dont watch

LOL. They HOST almost all of the college coverage, brah. Unpossible to avoid.

 

[chyrspchuck]

LOL. They HOST almost all of the college coverage, brah. Unpossible to avoid.

It's Impossible..... Who writes Unpossible and thinks it's ok?

don't you have spell check on your computer?

 

[midwestguy]

It's Impossible..... Who writes Unpossible and thinks it's ok?

don't you have spell check on your computer?

You can't be serious. It is interwebs schtick.

 

[phork]

May's predictions are better than Lou's.

 

[phgreek]

May's predictions are better than Lou's.

Gotta agree...he's been pretty spot on in the last couple years...be he's a smug prick...and he enjoys it just a little too much...

 

[maison bleu]

Mark May is an arrogant prick, however...

Sitting next to Lou Holtz would make a potted plant look like genius.

If Herbie the Bucknut can keep his homerism in check, why can't Lou?

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Why do I keep coming in to threads started by this dweeb?

Because you are the kind of girl that shoots my tasty mother twixt the eyeballs.

Bastage.

 

[NDinL.A.]

May's predictions are better than Lou's.

How???? For 5 straight years now, he's predicted ND to lose. The first year, he was historically, embarrassingly wrong. Predicted ND to start like 1-6 or something. FAIL.

The 2nd year: He predicted ND to start out the same way. He basically picked them to lose every single damn game that year, especially to start the year. FAIL.

3rd year: On the money (shocker...ND sucked that year, so he was 'right')

4th year: Another good year predicting for him (ND 6-6)

5th year: Here's a shocker, he's picked ND to lose both games!!! So he's 1-1. Guess what...so is Lou.

If you pick a team to lose every single game, and over a 4 year stretch they are about .500, does that make you a good prognosticator? No, it makes you a tool who puts no thought into what you are saying, as you just put an "L" automatically next to a certain team's name ever since they (rightly) fired their former Black head coach. BFD. Doesn't make you good, just makes you good for TV when you battle against an old head coach...

 

[]\/[GoBlue]

you guys realize he's a dick to ND on purpose right? whether you like either of them or hate them you're talking about them which makes people watch. But just in case ESPN is lurking, I change the channel when they have the 'Dr. Lou' segment, please get rid of it.

 

[mick2]

you guys realize he's a dick to ND on purpose right? whether you like either of them or hate them you're talking about them which makes people watch. But just in case ESPN is lurking, I change the channel when they have the 'Dr. Lou' segment, please get rid of it.

yea its obvious that they are told to play the good cop bad cop routine, but it seems to me that may actually does have a hard on for ND, 1. probably because we didnt recruit him back in the day, 2. CW blasted his team outta the water to kick off his ND coaching career, and 3. we fired a coach who had the same color skin as him so now we are the devil.

he is meant to be a douche i get that, but he takes joy in ND losing.

 

[tonyroberts4life]

I just like that Lou frustrates May so bad that it takes part in may's predictions. May is at the point where he almost refuses to agree with lou on anything. Just wait, May will pick Mich. State to get lou pissed. The best thing Lou ever did was call may and the host a has been and never "wuzzer". That was a classic!!

 

[JughedJones]

I love Dr. Lou.

I can't believe what I'm seeing on here.

After watching one of his segments I'm always smiling and doing Dan Patrick's impression of him.

"We can't beat William and Mary!! Bill and Mary?? They put their pants on the same way we do!!"

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

Because you are the kind of girl that shoots my tasty mother twixt the eyeballs.

Bastage.

NO, no, no!!! I don't shoot for the head. It might have damaged the awesome trophy now hanging on my wall. The jerky was good too. I need to get some more. How much are you weighing these days? Are your antlers growing in nicely?

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Ooh. Sometimes I. Sometimes. I.

Ooh.

I like the Dr. Lou segment.

 

[IHateMarkMay]

Hahah Lou just told Mark "You have no class and if you do it's third class" hahahahah