Recruiting Verbs

[Legacy]

Seems like each year generates new verbs for a recruiting vocabulary.

Here are some. (Feel free to add or change any.) :

Omar – To be wooed by a stripper and drop your best girl
Trattou – To swallow a worm hook, line and sinker
Tyler – To commit for one year of playing time
Benn – To leap for promises, dollars and chicks
Little – To renege at the altar without notifying your bride
McGuffie – To leap (HS) linemen in a single bound
Lorig – To never fully choose
A. Smith – To choose mediocrity
Ryan Baker – To change your mind frequently
Sweat – To like everyone the best
Agahayere – To put ND in every top five, but never consider them
Reuland – To regret your impatience

 

[WeisWeisBaby]

Trevor Robinson - to be an absolute stud at everything you do

 

[jason_h537]

hmmm now i have to reread some threads and hope they make sense now

 

[Junkhead]

Reuland – To regret your impatience

This one is amusing now. He was worried about being buried on the depth chart, and it would've been wide open if he had any patience and stayed.

 

[Polish Leppy 22]

RJ Blanton - to back up every last word of smack you talk on the field

Pollard - Mama...never leave home without her

 

[jason_h537]

Te'o: Lock to pick another school on signing day

 

[WabashFalcon]

Floyd- FlOMG!

 

[BGIF]

Gerald McCoy - To make your decision in a family way.

Chris aka "Ashley" Olsen - See Rueland

Greg aka "Kate" Olsen - To want to play with your brother so badly you transfer to a different school than does.

Demetrius Jones - See Rueland

 

[BostonND]

Demetrius Jones - to be a complete and total asshole (Believe me, this goes beyond the football program, I've heard a lot of stories about other stuff)

 

[WabashFalcon]

Demetrius Jones- To be so lost that you cannot make your way to the bus.

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

Polian - To work your ass off every single day to accomplish just about any task you set your mind to. Even if it means flying across a country and an ocean 3 times a week.

Usage: "I was promoted because I Polianed my annual report."

Gotta give some love to Brian!

 

[Ultimate Penn St. Hater]

Polian - To work your ass off every single day to accomplish just about any task you set your mind to. Even if it means flying across a country and an ocean 3 times a week.

Usage: "I was promoted because I Polianed my annual report."

Gotta give some love to Brian!

I really like that one.

 

[WeisWeisBaby]

I got lucky last night because I polianed some girl at the bar

 

[OchoShayneO]

Demetrius Jones - to be a complete and total asshole (Believe me, this goes beyond the football program, I've heard a lot of stories about other stuff)

I was listening to rivals radio the other day and they said Jones isnt playing qb anymore. Irony.

 

[WeisWeisBaby]

Yeah, he's trying out at LB

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

I was listening to rivals radio the other day and they said Jones isnt playing qb anymore. Irony.

Actually, that is just a change of position. Irony would be if Demetrius was sitting on the team bus to go to a game and the rest of his team decided not to go at the last minute.

 

[OchoShayneO]

Actually, that is just a change of position. Irony would be if Demetrius was sitting on the team bus to go to a game and the rest of his team decided not to go at the last minute.

haha yea your right. I was going for him not wanting to change position at nd or whatever really happend. but wouldnt what you said be hilarious!

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

haha yea your right. I was going for him not wanting to change position at nd or whatever really happend. but wouldnt what you said be hilarious!

Just picturing him sitting in an empty bus and looking around, "Hey, where is everyone?"

 

[Riddickulous]

Just picturing him sitting in an empty bus and looking around, "Hey, where is everyone?"

He'd be on the wrong bus, too.

 

[jason_h537]

lol i just pictured him in full pads sitting in an empty bus readt to go. not very Polian of him.

Polian: best term so far

 

[WabashFalcon]

Oh DJ... we never know if he may have jumped on the wrong bus. Maybe he was so zoned in to sucking that Saturday, that he jumped on the Hertz bus and realized that he had made a mistake after he was at the airport.

 

[BGIF]

"jason" - To be IUBed.

As in, "Newies on GH who demonstrate a proclivity for hyperbole will be summarily jasoned.

 

[BGIF]

I was listening to rivals radio the other day and they said Jones isnt playing qb anymore. Irony.

Irony???

He didn't play QB at ND either.

 

[OchoShayneO]

Irony???

He didn't play QB at ND either.

Haha another burn. I guess the collective group has decided that Irony was deffinetly the wrong word.

 

[jason_h537]

I like it.

 

[NDinL.A.]

"jason" - To be IUBed.

As in, "Newbies on GH who demonstrate a proclivity for hyperbole will be summarily jasoned.

LOL x f'ing 10. Sorry Jason but that is some funny sh**! To be IUBed??? Classic. Stay off his recruiting threads Jason!!! LOL

 

[jason_h537]

registered as jason_h538 now, i think i got away with it

 

[WabashFalcon]

I wanna see the offending post Jason. I was looking for it and can't seem to find it. Link?

 

[jason_h537]

its on the Joshua Shaw thread they have. I posted alot of things there, saw some of the posts after i got banned and even there members were surprised. I guess i rub some people the wrong way.

 

[jason_h537]

Oh and i have my own thread there goin on 2 pages now. Thats pretty exciting