Enter The Weird World Of Stalking Eagle

[Stalking_Eagle]

Want to discuss weirdness that occurs on a daily basis (such as midget sex and/or bacon)? This thread is open to any discuss and I will advise each person individually.

 

[ACamp1900]

stalking eagle is a great porn star name... but I will have to see pics before I agree to 'enter'....

 

[Stalking_Eagle]

http://hotlard.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/midgets.jpg


Picture from this past weekend!!!! This is only the 1st level of how balls it is to enter my world.

 

[TDHeysus]

Can I ask general questions about the future and you can give me sage advice???

I work for the state in CA(a school district). There is much talk of mid year cuts taking place, in addition to the cuts that will be implemented on june 30th. While I have 14 ppl underneath me, and my job is safe, I have friends who could land on the chopping block.

My question is, in your all-seeing-greatest-of-all-eagle-eyes, will the mid-year cuts be more, or less then the June 30th cuts that have already been voted on?

 

[Quinntastic]

Saying I'm afraid would be an understatement

 

[ACamp1900]

Can I ask general questions about the future and you can give me sage advice???

I work for the state in CA(a school district). There is much talk of mid year cuts taking place, in addition to the cuts that will be implemented on june 30th. While I have 14 ppl underneath me, and my job is safe, I have friends who could land on the chopping block.

My question is, in your all-seeing-greatest-of-all-eagle-eyes, will the mid-year cuts be more, or less then the June 30th cuts that have already been voted on?

really?? how many California educaters do we have on this site??? lol...

 

[Stalking_Eagle]

Can I ask general questions about the future and you can give me sage advice???

I work for the state in CA(a school district). There is much talk of mid year cuts taking place, in addition to the cuts that will be implemented on june 30th. While I have 14 ppl underneath me, and my job is safe, I have friends who could land on the chopping block.

My question is, in your all-seeing-greatest-of-all-eagle-eyes, will the mid-year cuts be more, or less then the June 30th cuts that have already been voted on?

From what I hear for the mess the Terminator works in i would put point my hog in the direction of more cust than the June 30th cuts. With out state funding there will be drastic cuts.

Have all your friends update their job packets and get them ready to start shipping those things out. Take them out one night, buy them a shot, fart on their leg and thank them for all their hard work.

 

[Stalking_Eagle]

Saying I'm afraid would be an understatement

There is no reason to be afraid in this world if you have faith. And if you are beginning to lose faith just take off your shirt and do the Truffle Shuffle for a full minute.

 

[TDHeysus]

Take them out one night, buy them a shot, fart on their leg and thank them for all their hard work.

OK - we're hitting Kilarney's Irish Pub tonight, i told them not worry about bringing their wallets, and instructed them to wear shorts. They're gonna get a shot, a fart, and a thank you

Budget crisis solved, thank you Stalking Eagle.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Deer Sage:

I got drunk on bacon and met a female midget.

She wants a small relationship.

What is your short term solution?

 

[Stalking_Eagle]

Deer Sage:

I got drunk on bacon and allowed a female midget to make love to me while I humped her.

She wants a small relationship.

What is your short term solution?

- Bambi

Rub bacon on your dog and see if it has the same effect.

 

[Sureal]

I feel like I'm in a sinners vortex...

(well that's a weird statement Sureal, you odd little man you... I don't believe he posts like he's talking to himself like it's supposed to be funny...Who does he think he is? Jim Gaffigan? But Sureal's African American and Jim's Penguin..What's going on? Sureal's weird.)

 

[Sureal]

This thread gives me the creeps. Enter the World of Stalking Eagle...

Sounds like a remake of a Bruce Lee flick with a B actor playing the role of a perverted bacon eating bird.

(And Sureal is just falling down that blackhole called what the hell are you talking about weirdo... Somebody save him. Who likes the Cowboys in New England anyways? No. Really?)

 

[Irish52]

And I thought this was a football forum...silly me! What the hell is the moderator doing while all this bullshit is permitted and encouraged on this forum.

 

[Irishlew]

what do you make of this??


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[Irishlew]

And I thought this was a football forum...silly me! What the hell is the moderator doing while all this bullshit is permitted and encouraged on this forum.

Fun is not allowed says the overly sensitive prude. ^^^^^^

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

And I thought this was a football forum...silly me! What the hell is the moderator doing while all this bullshit is permitted and encouraged on this forum.

Deer Irish52:

I followed Stalking Eagle's advice and rubbed bacon on a Chihuahua while we played with a FOOTBALL and I talked smack about opponents, in a non homo manly kinda way.

The midget is now gone, but I have this pack of Chihuahuas hanging out...

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

I was walking down the street the other day, when, for some reason, I look up just in time to see a bird fly overhead and drop a snake it had been clutching in it's talons. The snake fell about three feet from me. I stopped in my tracks and the snake looked right at me, slightly coiled, as if to say "holy shit, was that lucky or what?" before it slithered off into the bushes. I don't know exactly what significance it has to my life, but having a snake dropped almost right on top of your head has got to be an omen of some sort.

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention, I was walking to a restaurant where I had a burger with...wait for it....wait for it...BACON!

 

[choo choo]

what the fuck???? i'm jonesing for here come the irish

 

[WabashFalcon]

I love lamp.

 

[Stalking_Eagle]

I was walking down the street the other day, when, for some reason, I look up just in time to see a bird fly overhead and drop a snake it had been clutching in it's talons. The snake fell about three feet from me. I stopped in my tracks and the snake looked right at me, slightly coiled, as if to say "holy shit, was that lucky or what?" before it slithered off into the bushes. I don't know exactly what significance it has to my life, but having a snake dropped almost right on top of your head has got to be an omen of some sort.

This is a very interesting situation which my first reaction is WTF....but when you look at it this bird could look at you as a father trying to show you the prey he just caught. The snakes reaction could be more of a "dude you are insane to have a connection with animals like the beast master." Do you have a lot of birds hanging out in the trees by your home?

Or the bird just wanted to try to put a bigger snake in your pants.

Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention, I was walking to a restaurant where I had a burger with...wait for it....wait for it...BACON!

So I was explaining to my fiancee the issues we have been having with bacon on IE lately. She surprised me with a bacon burger and it had.......wait for this......3 levels of bacon. The bacon was all stuffed inside the burger - she started with a small ball of beef, wrapped bacon around it - then took a long roll of beef and wrapped it around the first layer of beef and bacon then put bacon around that and so on until it was 3 layers. (does that make sense) It was amazing.

 

[Stalking_Eagle]

Deer Irish52:

I followed Stalking Eagle's advice and rubbed bacon on a Chihuahua while we played with a FOOTBALL and I talked smack about opponents, in a non homo manly kinda way.

The midget is now gone, but I have this pack of Chihuahuas hanging out...

Fantasic - nothing like a pack of angry Chihauhuas. I bet you are one badass dude walking that clan down the street in the evening.

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

So I was explaining to my fiancee the issues we have been having with bacon on IE lately. She surprised me with a bacon burger and it had.......wait for this......3 levels of bacon. The bacon was all stuffed inside the burger - she started with a small ball of beef, wrapped bacon around it - then took a long roll of beef and wrapped it around the first layer of beef and bacon then put bacon around that and so on until it was 3 layers. (does that make sense) It was amazing.

Thanks! Now I might get fired because I just drooled so much I ruined my keyboard!

On one hand I was in awe of such an amazing burger, but then, on the other hand, I started to wonder if your wife has a huge insurance policy out on you because I think she is trying to kill you.

 

[Quinntastic]

And I thought this was a football forum...silly me! What the hell is the moderator doing while all this bullshit is permitted and encouraged on this forum.

Read slowly as to not confuse yourself further -

If you'll notice, this particular forum we're on here is called, "The Leprechaun Lounge" which is a part of the "OUTSIDE THE LINES" forum.

As the name suggests, this is for all stuff NOT ND/Irish related.

 

[Stalking_Eagle]

Thanks! Now I might get fired because I just drooled so much I ruined my keyboard!

On one hand I was in awe of such an amazing burger, but then, on the other hand, I started to wonder if your wife has a huge insurance policy out on you because I think she is trying to kill you.

LOL - I don't think I will get one of those for awhile. I do have to admit I think I would choose Turkey over Beef next time just because of the grease but then again that makes it a whole other type of burger.


Maybe just try to cook off some grease first - I don't know - it was was delicious though.

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

LOL - I don't think I will get one of those for awhile. I do have to admit I think I would choose Turkey over Beef next time just because of the grease but then again that makes it a whole other type of burger.


Maybe just try to cook off some grease first - I don't know - it was was delicious though.

Don't cook off all the grease. Grease makes things good. Did I tell you about how I will thin slice potatoes, put them on a cookie sheet and brush on a liberal amount of bacon grease and then put them in the oven until they are a crispy golden brown. Serve them with a nice garlic aoli sauce. Mmmmmm! That is good!!!

 

[Stalking_Eagle]

Don't cook off all the grease. Grease makes things good. Did I tell you about how I will thin slice potatoes, put them on a cookie sheet and brush on a liberal amount of bacon grease and then put them in the oven until they are a crispy golden brown. Serve them with a nice garlic aoli sauce. Mmmmmm! That is good!!!

No you didn't tell me about that but it sounds like an awesome treat. Do you eat them warm or let them cool off? I guess probably with that sauce it would be warm but do you ever cool them and use them as a chip?

 

[OchoShayneO]

This is my first post and I just want to say I'm a big fan of this bacon discussion. And I'm a big fan of bacon.

 

[Stalking_Eagle]

This is my first post and I just want to say I'm a big fan of this bacon discussion. And I'm a big fan of bacon.

What about midget sex?