How bad is the economy?

BGIF

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The economy is soooo bad...

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Jewish women are marrying for love.

Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.

Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer, and Citigroup.

McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names

A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico

The most highly-paid job is now jury duty

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting

People in Africa are donating money to Americans

Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US ?"

Motel Six won't leave the light on

The Mafia is laying off judges

And finally...

Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal.

That's right ... the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.
 

Quinntastic

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ZING!

to...all of those - I'm just too lazy to write it 15 times for each
 

Sureal

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LOLOLOL!!!! Creative challenge...

Mega Reps.

I'll post a couple in a minute...
 

WabashFalcon

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The economy is so bad.... that I've gone back to drinking water from cups and not from $1.50 bottles of water.
 
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