What is virginity worth?

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IrishAlum1997 said:
I call BS. That hoochie has had more cock in her mouth than Kobayashi.
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Lmao, I dont man I started this thread cuz I saw this chick on Maury the other day and they gave her a polygraph test and she passed it. They asked her if she has ever been penetrated by anything, she said no and she was telling the truth.
 
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I think that she thinks a little highly of herself. Ever see a picture. Personally I dont think i would ever get 3.8 million for my virginity. Hell i wouldn't have even sold it.
 
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IHateMarkMay said:
I think that she thinks a little highly of herself. Ever see a picture. Personally I dont think i would ever get 3.8 million for my virginity. Hell i wouldn't have even sold it.
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Hell I gave my virginity to a turbo slut in a drunken haze at my friends party when I was 15. For free can you believe that shit.... If I'd had only known I could have gotten more beer money for it!!!
 
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Reading this thread - I am mostly just jealous that I didn't think of it first! :banghead2
 
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How much was my virginity worth?

Umm... nothing. I was horny... asked out the town bike... and she mounted me in my jeep within 20 minutes of our date in some poor fucker's driveway. Crappy beej... not tongue... and she did not know how to work it... thus... it hurt. Badly.
 
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I'm srsly not going to diverge how I lost my virginity. You guys wouldn't even believe me and it would shut this thread down right quick.
 
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LOL you guys SERIOUSLY don't want me to tell you - it'll kill this thread faster than you could blink.

SRSLY.
 
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WabashFalcon said:
I want to know!
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You don't. I promise. But if you REALLY want to know - you can PM me and I'll tell you. But you won't believe me and you probably will avoid me like the plague afterwards...

But you can't say I didn't warn you...
 
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Quinntastic said:
You don't. I promise. But if you REALLY want to know - you can PM me and I'll tell you. But you won't believe me and you probably will avoid me like the plague afterwards...

But you can't say I didn't warn you...
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I wanna know too!
 
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no.1IrishFan said:
Lmao, I dont man I started this thread cuz I saw this chick on Maury the other day and they gave her a polygraph test and she passed it. They asked her if she has ever been penetrated by anything, she said no and she was telling the truth.
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maury rules
 
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I dont care how good that pussy is. It aint worth THAT much. Pussy is pussy if you ask me. You get it in the dark and you couldnt tell the difference anyway so what the fuck?
 
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Who wants to pay millions to bang some broad who doesn't even know what she is doing? You could get like 380,000 back alley BJs for that much. So I've been told....
 
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LOVEMYIRISH said:
3.8M...she's a genuis...say what you want about her, but getting 3.8M is better than getting drunk and not enjoying it with some sleeze ball freshman at school
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You know - if I was her and I just got almost 4 million dollars to give someone my virginity...I'd be damn nervous...that's a lot of pressure, and some high expectations that someone has of you to be willing to pay 4 million dollars to say he's the first one to bang you...
 
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Quinntastic said:
You know - if I was her and I just got almost 4 million dollars to give someone my virginity...I'd be damn nervous...that's a lot of pressure, and some high expectations that someone has of you to be willing to pay 4 million dollars to say he's the first one to bang you...
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No need for her to be nervous. She can just giggle and lie there while the idiot rich guy passes out. Problem is, he now owns her, and will have his people follow her people...
At that price, it goes beyond a lil pokesy wokesy...
 
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Quinntastic said:
You know - if I was her and I just got almost 4 million dollars to give someone my virginity...I'd be damn nervous...that's a lot of pressure, and some high expectations that someone has of you to be willing to pay 4 million dollars to say he's the first one to bang you...
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I'd rather spank my monkey to some gay midget bestiality than pay $3.8 million. (assuming I have any money)
 
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I lost my virginity in the backseat of a car.... to a back seat of a car
 
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Quinntastic said:
I'm srsly not going to diverge how I lost my virginity. You guys wouldn't even believe me and it would shut this thread down right quick.
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Did it involve a spider monkey and salmon carcass? We might have something in common then.......
 
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