Because I'm just a sappy girl...

BestBIrish47

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I will Tell you, I live in Texas where it is tough to get a girl to go ATM... if you find a cheaper 81 honda anywhere else...buy it.. don't think about it, buy it...and the ATM lady friend too.
 

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ha ha, Hey I will personally find Teo a couple of wives if that "seals the deal".
 

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lol at this thread...

but on a serious note the ability to be my silly self the way I really am not comfortable being with anyone outside my family is a big plus... we both have the same nerdy sense of humor and don't think twice about letting it fly around each other





...... and the food is good... for a skinny guy I can eat
 

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Ace to boca is important for me. Yep, a deal breaker indeed. I also like a woman who wears an Irish shirt and has a pulse. I know in the South Bend area you always see people wearing Irish garments, But down here in Central Texas it is rare my friends.
 
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Ace to boca is important for me. Yep, a deal breaker indeed. I also like a woman who wears an Irish shirt and has a pulse. I know in the South Bend area you always see people wearing Irish garments, But down here in Central Texas it is rare my friends.

You are a sick mofo. lol. (and i am sicker for having your clue..).

I'm bambi dammit. Have to keep reminding my deer self after you post.

Oh Snap! I'm KERMIT. YEP. WUT? WANT SUMMA DIS? AND MY LEGS DON'T TASTE LIKE CHICKEN! Quit staring. I'm shy.
 
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Well, I was trying to be discrete, I will give you another hint.... the T M stand for " To Mouth"
 

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You guys have completely ruined my thread lol *shakes head in utter disappointment* Oh well...
 

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My wife and I have been together for 16 years and married for 11. It's the second marriage for each of us, and we're very happy together. Simply put, there's VERY little I would rather do without her than I would with her by me.

We're opposites in many ways. She really doesn't care about sports, and the things I find funny ("The Holy Grail", "South Park", other people's physical pain) she thinks are stupid. She would keep the Lifetime Channel on 24/7, and I would prefer to have my eyes pecked out by some of Alfred Hitchcock's feathered friends to watching that sap... But somehow, it really seems to work.

I can remember one night coming home from Vermont after a particularly brutal wrestling show. A chair shot that was supposed to go across my back instead went across the back of my head, laying it open in a pretty impressive manner.

WARNING! PICTORAL EVIDENCE HERE

Anyway, I hate going to the doctor, so I called her and asked her if she would mind helping me patch it up, as the damage was obviously on the back of my head and I couldn't see to take care of it myself.

She said to come on home, so a couple of my buddies helped me wrap up my melon and I made the drive back to my house. The image that sticks with me is my wife standing behind me while I sat in the bathroom. I could hear her trying to squelch the wretching as she cleaned the wound, then put super glue in it for me and held it together until it stuck.

That's when I knew I had a keeper. :)
 

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Damn dude. Cool post. But I don't think opposites attract...

You and your babe are probably more similar, but Lifetime channel?

I think Notre Dame de Quinntastic should read one of the gameday threads where this topic was spontaneously covered by many. I think it was the Navy gameday thread.

Something about "values" came out, among other stuff. I think big boobies was a favorite among one or two.

Quinntastic, may I have your permission to have a crush on you?
 
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LOL - I most certainly give permission - though anyone who wants to have a crush on me is probably certifiably insane.

However - I'd ask TheMightyQuinn for permission also lol.
 

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LOL - I most certainly give permission - though anyone who wants to have a crush on me is probably certifiably insane.

However - I'd ask TheMightyQuinn for permission also lol.

Well, O.K.

Mr. TheMIghtyQuinn, may I have your permission to have a crush on you? Apparently NotreDame de Quinntastic likes to spread the wealth.

:)
 
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My wife and I have been together for 16 years and married for 11. It's the second marriage for each of us, and we're very happy together. Simply put, there's VERY little I would rather do without her than I would with her by me.

We're opposites in many ways. She really doesn't care about sports, and the things I find funny ("The Holy Grail", "South Park", other people's physical pain) she thinks are stupid. She would keep the Lifetime Channel on 24/7, and I would prefer to have my eyes pecked out by some of Alfred Hitchcock's feathered friends to watching that sap... But somehow, it really seems to work.

I can remember one night coming home from Vermont after a particularly brutal wrestling show. A chair shot that was supposed to go across my back instead went across the back of my head, laying it open in a pretty impressive manner.

WARNING! PICTORAL EVIDENCE HERE

Anyway, I hate going to the doctor, so I called her and asked her if she would mind helping me patch it up, as the damage was obviously on the back of my head and I couldn't see to take care of it myself.

She said to come on home, so a couple of my buddies helped me wrap up my melon and I made the drive back to my house. The image that sticks with me is my wife standing behind me while I sat in the bathroom. I could hear her trying to squelch the wretching as she cleaned the wound, then put super glue in it for me and held it together until it stuck.

That's when I knew I had a keeper. :)

I had a similar experience that proved my wife's love for me, but yours is much cooler.

Mine involves me after my hernia surgery and my wife (she was my fiancee at the time) helping me stand up off the toilet and assisting me in, well, you get the idea...Not one of my better moments. Hard to feel sexy for a while after your wife has helped you wipe your butt. If that ain't love, I don't know what is.
 

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It's...something. I'm such a germophobe I don't know if I could do that for ANYONE. Treating head wounds...I could handle that no big, but EW @ feces
 

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It's...something. I'm such a germophobe I don't know if I could do that for ANYONE. Treating head wounds...I could handle that no big, but EW @ feces

EW @ feces? Geez. I love mine. Proud of them kids. Wonderful delightful bouquet.

Reminds me that I yam who I yam. (I yam what I eat, and I tend to eat yams...)

Kids usually have an orange tint.

Go figger...
 
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It takes a vast amount of love or unconsciousness to even let someone "wipe" your ass.
 
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