Because I'm just a sappy girl...

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-Tell me some things about your significant other...what attracted you to them, how long have you been together, are you married, if not do you plan on marrying them...what it is you love about them, what it is they do to annoy the sanity out of you...

Don't flame - someone else go first.
 

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GOOD GOD! Where to begin! I don't have a "significant other" but if I did, the qualifications are:

5' 6"
Blonde hair
Blue eyes
36 DD
2 waist
french tipped nails
propensity to wear high heels
Not smart, yet not stupid
Materialistic
luscious lips
tan year round
booty popping
 

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GOOD GOD! Where to begin! I don't have a "significant other" but if I did, the qualifications are:

5' 6"
Blonde hair
Blue eyes
36 DD
2 waist
french tipped nails
propensity to wear high heels
Not smart, yet not stupid
Materialistic
luscious lips
tan year round
booty popping

Clay Aiken?
 
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BestBIrish47

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SUREAL, I think you just accidentially admitted to thinking Clay Aiken's booty is poppin.
 

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Yeah. He did.

I like a lady that likes her some pork and beans.

With ketchup.
 

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I like a lady that is 3 ft tall with a flat head you can place your beer on when slow dancing
 

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This got off the point much too fast, though the path it has taken is rather amusing.
 

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that is what she said....right guys...right? anyone.... I guess I am the only one who loves the Office
 

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I love The Office...I also say "That's what she said" whenever appropriate...even if it's at work or in response to something my parents said.
 

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This got off the point much too fast, though the path it has taken is rather amusing.

State your purpose.

I will charge for my info. And very quickly find you. Or someone like you. :)

You sappy "female" seeking research info. PM me if you want.

Freud was a drugged out liberal fag. Are you a follower?

If you really want to know, then PM me. If you are female.

If you are male, you better damn well be wearing some pretty lacy panties.
 
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I do not follow Freud, I actually subscribe to the Cognitive-Behavioral/Humanistic approach. Freud was drugged out, and sexually frustrated, I will give you that - though homosexual I'm unsure.

And I am a female, however I'm not attractive and not wearing lace panties - at the moment anyway.
 

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I was initially attracted to my wife because she was a stripper ten years younger than me. However, not only is she hot, she's also an intellectual with which I can have amazing conversations with. She plays the cello, enjoys video games, and now works with children as a care specialist. We've been married for four years, and have a two month old. She rocks.
 

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I was initially attracted to my wife because she was a stripper ten years younger than me. However, not only is she hot, she's also an intellectual with which I can have amazing conversations with. She plays the cello, enjoys video games, and now works with children as a care specialist. We've been married for four years, and have a two month old. She rocks.

When I first started reading this I thought you were kidding, in all honesty...
 

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When I first started reading this I thought you were kidding, in all honesty...

Nope. Completely serious. She was 18, I was 28. Met in the club...she thought I was someone else she had seen the week before (good tipping customer). While we were initially concerned about the age difference, we realized that I was not the typical 28 year old (I have always felt years younger physically) and she was not the typical 18 year old (she looked and acted at least 23-24...so imagine my surprise at the 18 year old thing). We have a TON in common, and are extremely well matched. Happiest couple we know.

I guess now when I go through a mid-life crisis I don't have to go get a trophy wife. I already have one. :)
 

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She's a great mix... Irish, Filipino, Mexican.... which makes her hot, BUT she can cook... I can cook, and that makes me happy eveyday around dinner time.....

Way to a man's heart is through his stomach right??
 

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I do not follow Freud, I actually subscribe to the Cognitive-Behavioral/Humanistic approach. Freud was drugged out, and sexually frustrated, I will give you that - though homosexual I'm unsure.

And I am a female, however I'm not attractive and not wearing lace panties - at the moment anyway.

You aren't wearing panties right now? Right up my alley, sign me up.
 

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I think the thing I like most about my wife is how much she and I still laugh together and how much fun we have. We have been together for almost 10 years and married for just over 4. I prefer spending time with her over anyone else. Things are just better when she is around.

She wasn't into sports before I met her and now you should hear how she gets into ND football and she has also become a HUGE hockey fan. She is the most incredible person I have ever met. She is also an incredible cook. That is a huge thing for me too. Oh yeah, I almost forgot to mention she has a great rack too! (Sorry honey, had to throw that one in there!)
 

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I think the thing I like most about my wife is how much she and I still laugh together and how much fun we have. We have been together for almost 10 years and married for just over 4. I prefer spending time with her over anyone else. Things are just better when she is around.

She wasn't into sports before I met her and now you should hear how she gets into ND football and she has also become a HUGE hockey fan. She is the most incredible person I have ever met. She is also an incredible cook. That is a huge thing for me too. Oh yeah, I almost forgot to mention she has a great rack too! (Sorry honey, had to throw that one in there!)

UHHHH........i think we share the same wife. LOL

I would have complimented my wifes rack first though! :clap:
 

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The thing I love most about my wife is her breasts. We've been marred for 10.5 years know each other for 20.
I too enjoy hanging out with her, more than anyone else. The unfortunate truth however is that she is a Michigan fan.
 

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A what kind of fan? I am sorry I thought you typed Mich..........oh you did.. where did you hide the body after you found out?
 

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Good post dude.

Ok. I'm not into romance type movies -

I copied that from Village, The Script at IMSDb..

Joaquin Phoenix did a great job in this scene. I am drunk. I may edit tomorrow. :)



That is some sappy shit right there. Man, you had to have been drunk. GOOT GAWD! I am about to puke. I should give you a red rep for that. Damn it man! Snap out of it. This is a "FOOTBALL site"

Ok I edited
 
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That is some sappy shit right there. Man, you had to have been drunk. GOOT GAWD! I am about to puke. I should give you a red rep for that. Damn it man! Snap out of it. This is a "FOOTBALL site"
I am a Notre Dame offensive lineman.

lol. I told you I would edit. Now you have to go back and edit yours to eliminate it completely.

Me and she were snuggling and watching this awful movie when the scene caught my attention. I was feeling rather lustful when we were watching the movie.

And I was toasted last night...
 
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