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Okay... we all know Urban Liar is a creepy bastard....

But pimpin' your wife...?

The following comes from NBCSports.com....

(I love Cave's response to this....)

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Offensive lineman Braxston Cave of nearby Penn High, when asked the most interesting thing he ever heard from a recruiter, had a, well, interesting response.
While talking to Florida coach Urban Meyer, the former Notre Dame assistant handed off the phone.
"(He) had me talk to his wife, so that was kind of interesting," Cave said.
The topic?
"Basically, the weather and how they were on the boat and all this stupid crap," Cave said.


HOW AWKWARD!!!!
 
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I think that was a typo...He had his wife offer Cave a boat in return for a commitment.
 
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ND=NC said:
I think that was a typo...He had his wife offer Cave a boat in return for a commitment.
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No, no typo.

Irish Canuck said:
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Offensive lineman Braxston Cave of nearby Penn High, when asked the most interesting thing he ever heard from a recruiter, had a, well, interesting response.
While talking to Florida coach Urban Meyer, the former Notre Dame assistant handed off the phone.
"(He) had me talk to his wife, so that was kind of interesting," Cave said.
The topic?
"Basically, the weather and how they were on the boat and all this stupid crap," Cave said.
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What boat? The Boat.
 
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quiksilver253 said:
I'd motor boat his daughter. Show me where to sign up for that.
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I think the sign up is at the court house... it is part of the statutory rape paperwork... of course you may be under 18 and then I am guessing you would sign up to 'motor boat' pretty much anything that moves...
 
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Good stuff is all relative really.. Some of those older broads really know how to work it.

Man this straying into no-mans land. Maybe they should just call him Oscar Meyer. Because I mean seriously, he is a weiner after all.
 
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Whenever I see the title of this thread I open it up expecting it see stuff about Stoney or Spinner....
 
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Win4Gipper said:
I think the sign up is at the court house... it is part of the statutory rape paperwork... of course you may be under 18 and then I am guessing you would sign up to 'motor boat' pretty much anything that moves...
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Man I'm old. What the hell is "motor boating" someone. You know what, never mind. I probbly don't want to know. Hate to repeat the same mistake I made when I asked someone what a "blumpkin" was. Rarely have I been sorrier than that day.
 
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IrishinTN said:
Man I'm old. What the hell is "motor boating" someone. You know what, never mind. I probbly don't want to know. Hate to repeat the same mistake I made when I asked someone what a "blumpkin" was. Rarely have I been sorrier than that day.
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I think it means bumping uglies.
 
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Sticking your face in a pair of jugs and shaking it back and forth, making a motor boat noise.
 
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Urbie did say they are like a "family" down there. Remember they are in the south. Is there power hour tonight?
 
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nthurman said:
Urbie did say they are like a "family" down there. Remember they are in the south. Is there power hour tonight?
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Uuhhhhhh. Not sure I get this one. You mean everybody doesn't have an Uncle Dad?
 
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