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Most franchises employ about 10-20 college scouts and spend a lot of time and money on evaluating college prospects. Here's what the Bengals have listed.....

Sr VP Player Personnel: Pete Brown
VP Player Personnel: Pau Brown
Director Football Operations: Jim Lippincot
Director of Player Personnel: Duke Tobin
Scout: Greg Seamon
Scouting Consultants: John Cooper, Bill Tobin
Personnel Assistant: Debbie LeRocco

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This should answer any question you have. Their drafts have been awful, and they take prospects that others would not have, or draft them much sooner than they should. Until ownership changes, expect no better than a .500 year from them.
 

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But hey, at least we got a good kicker...

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This picture tells it all. Ocho Cinco pouting while the other team (and his mates) actually play football. What a dick.

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Some ugly statistics from the Bungles.

Carson in the 4th quarter

His QB rating is 66.2....he's ranked 32nd among QB's that qualify.
His rating is better than only: Gray, McCown, Smith, Dilfer, Grossman, and Bulger.
His rating is worse than the likes of: Boller, Young, Croyle, Lemon, Griese and Harrington.
Palmer's 4th qt completion percentage of 55.4 ranks 35th in the NFL among QB's that qualify.

The last five games Rudi has played in
Rudi
60 carries, 99 yards, 1.65 yards per carry
Other Bengals RB
59 carries, 243 yards, 4.1 yards per carry

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Anyone still got Rudi Johnson on their fantasy team??
 

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" We don't have as much talent as we think we do" Houshmadzadeh
" I just think we're a little to hollywood right now" Willie Anderson
"Guys have been built up to think they were up to this level of player. Well, they're finding out that maybe you're not" Marvin Lewis
 

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Meaning why should they even play? Titans were doing well until this last monday when Lendale White showed utter suckitude and the receivers wore bricks on their hands instead of gloves. They would be 7-4 but for monday night's loss.

Now the bengals (looks around to make sure stoney's not close by), yes there's no point for them to show up.
 

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Since week two: Kenny has 330 more yards in 17 more carries
Rudi Johnson 99 carries, 221 yards....2.2 yards per carry
Kenny Watson 116 carries, 521 yards....4.5 yards per carry

Why is Rudi still number 1 ??
 

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Be greatful stoney. You guys had a couple of good seasons recently. My Lions can only put together a good half season in the last 100 yrs. Well at least that's how long MM has made it feel like.
 

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I think its time we close this thread. The Bengals are just to hard to watch they had so many chances early
 

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Spin,

Your boys just squeaked by... You think they due?

Pittsburgh next week?
 

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Please, Bill will have the cameras ready to go in order to preserve that perfect season.
 

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And by the way, the Bengals do suck. They are killing me, I thought I was gonna trounce my fantasy football league when I was able to lock down both Palmer and Chad...hasn't quite worked out as I had hoped.
 

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So, I hear the bengals are petitioning the NFL to be able to schedule pre-season games next year against the Sunbelt conference. The NFL said it would consider a top team in the SEC, but the Bengals turned it down, saying Sunbelt or nothing. :eek:grin:
 
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