What is the most quotable movie in recent history?

[SoCalDomer]

I thought Airplane, Blazing Saddles and Holy Grail were all very funny. But I don't know whether they are considered "recent". They are all probably 25+ years old. Not trying to rain on any parades or anything, I'm just say'n.

 

[quiksilver253]

"I'm a very important person, i have many leather bound books."

 

[GoshenGipper]

Monty Python & The Holy Grail

One of my favorite movies of all time.

King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Yeah, that's good choice, I'm not a huge fan of the movie, but it certainly has a couple of very funny scenes. Gotta love the black knight. It's only a flesh wound.

 

[Akron Irish]

How about Friday or Major League

 

[KAPLAN]

Ricky Bobby is my favorite. Talledegga Nights is an absolute classic and very quoteable. The scene at the dinner table was priceless

 

[Newc]

other...Dumb and Dumber.

"We landed on the moon!"

Haha...Dumb and Dumber, greatest comedy of all time.

"Sampsonite...I was way off!" Absolutel classic.

Gotta add Wedding Crashers into there too. Now that my friends are getting married all I hear are lines from that movie at the receptions.

"She was my first asian!"
"You lock it up!"

 

[GoshenGipper]

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[GoshenGipper]

Here's a slightly different take on it

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[connor_in]

sorry not quite exact, but:
Chaucer speaking to Wot
All of life, everything is withing the writer's purview...well,...Maybe not you.
Wot
I will fong you

my wife just watched this one...

(Adhemar): You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could you possibly beat me?

(Wat): We're the sons of peasants. Glory, and riches, and stars are beyond our grasps. But a full stomach, that dream can come true.

(Prince Edward): Your men love you. If I knew nothing else about you, that would be enough.

 

[connor_in]

One of my favorite to quote...Bubble Boy!

This is awesome (said with full Lou Holtz lisp)

$500? $500! (said back and forth until screaming)

 

[ACamp1900]

HALF BAKED INDEED! "Bitch!, You know what I want, I wanna talk to samson, fly me to the moon like that bitch alice kramdon!"

"Becuase it's hard being black and gifted, sometimes I want to throw it all down and get lifted..."

lol

and since you have like almost 20 million I think you should loan me 100000 just cuz we both like half baked! HE HE HE HE HE HE. "DAMN NIGGA WHAT YOU DO GO TO WEED COLLEGE?"

sure.... lol

 

[kjones]

Whatever happened to Zoolander? That movie is high up on my quotability list. Earth to GG, what the heck? Hansel is so Hot right now.

 

[sportallyr]

I can't believe that nobody has mentioned The Big Lebowski.

"The dude abides"

"You're out of your element Donnie"

"Nobody f's with the Jesus"

"The rug really tied the room together"

To name a few.

 

[KamaraPolice]

Blazing Saddles had some rather funny parts that I can't repeat for innocuity sake.

 

[KamaraPolice]

by the way, no love for "OH! You piccadilly whore" in a britsh accent by a fop with dreadlocks. lol, that cracks me up.

 

[Newc]

"Becuase it's hard being black and gifted, sometimes I want to throw it all down and get lifted..."

lol

Haha...

"He had sex with my momma!!"

"Doctor says I need a backiotomy"

 

[Newc]

I just realized that The Fast and the Furious was up there. Are there really any quotes from that movie? Did enough people actually see it to be quoted?

 

[Sureal]

Where's Coming to America?

She's your QUEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNN TO BEEEEEEEE!!!!

You will do everything that I tell you to do?

Yes your majesty

Bark like a dog

Woof, woof

Bark like a big dog

WOOF WOOF WOOF

Hop on one foot...



And did somebody say Friday?

Red gets knocked stupid by Debo.

Smokeyamn you go knocked the bleep out!!!

Old man comes out of the car

Debo: you want some too old man?

Old man: No! Come on boy stop messin with these people!!!

 

[Sureal]

Coming to America:
Barber:Boy what you put in your hair you got some type of chemical?
Akeem:No it's just fruits and berries
Barber: Bleep please that's just a ultra perm...


My name is peaches and I'm the best all the DJ's Want to feel my chest (beat box)

 

[SouthieND04]

Totally depends on what you mean by "recent." Some on the list are over 30 years old!

Of the movies listed, Airplane!

I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.

 

[Newc]

Haha...and I love the "drinking problem" from Airplane as well.

 

[sportallyr]

I still vote for The Big Lebowski, but I would put Anchorman and Monty's Holy Grail just behind.

These haven't been mentioned yet:

Anchorman:

"Man that escalated quickly." "Yeah, Brick killed a man."

Holy Grail:

"Bring out your dead." "But I'm not dead." "Yeah, but you will be very soon."

 

[GoshenGipper]

I just realized that The Fast and the Furious was up there. Are there really any quotes from that movie? Did enough people actually see it to be quoted?

There's a little bit of funny stuff. I know when we quote it we're usually have making fun of one of our friends and half making fun of the movie. For instance, if we're playing a video game say Halo, or Madden or something and some happens to make the comment about "I almost had you" It seems as if the entire room in unison will yell the quote at them that Vin Diesel uses in the movie. There are a few other similar lines.

I'm suprised that American Pie isn't getting some votes. Seriously who has quoted at least a few lines from that a couple hundered times.

 

[GoshenGipper]

Totally depends on what you mean by "recent." Some on the list are over 30 years old!

I was trying to stay away from old classics like, It's a Wonderful Life, Gone with the Wind, Casablanca, etc.

 

[IrishGirl10]

Anchorman.

 

[IrishRamMan10]

Not the most quoted but WATCH THE BOONDOCK SAINTS

 

[ND FANATIC]

"Tommy Boy" and "Dumb and Dumber" not making the list is a travesty.

 

[Newc]

"I was just checkin the rotary...dirter...ehh I'm retarded"

Haha classic line.

 

[loomis41973]

Casino

 

[grantphilly]

head....move.... now!!