What is the most quotable movie in recent history?

[GoshenGipper]

Alright we have some fine choices there but I went with ...

If you guys can think of another major one that I forgot about I'll add it to the poll.

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Lethal Weapon

 

[SoCalDomer]

So I Married an Axe Murderer.

Hello!! Hello!?!

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

So I Married an Axe Murderer.

Hello!! Hello!?!

LOL...that one is pretty funny.

"Um, excuse me...I believe I ordered the large Capuchinno (sp).....HELLO!!! HELLO!!!"

Good one.

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

Gotta throw Airplane, Blazing Saddles and Strange Brew in there. All american movie line classics!!! lol

 

[SoCalDomer]

LOL...that one is pretty funny.

"Um, excuse me...I believe I ordered the large Capuchinno (sp).....HELLO!!! HELLO!!!"

Good one.

There was a $1.50 movie theater around the corner from me when i was in junior high. When that movie was showing there, my friends and I saw that movie about 8 times. Laughed hard every time. Okay, that story used to make me feel good. Now it just depresses me. I was such a goober.

Still a funny movie.

"Hey, paisan, stay away from that ralph Elliott case, or i'll haver to send your spaghetti bending butt back to Milan."

 

[uNiDentified1]

Other -- Superbad.

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

There was a $1.50 movie theater around the corner from me when i was in junior high. When that movie was showing there, my friends and I saw that movie about 8 times. Laughed hard every time. Okay, that story used to make me feel good. Now it just depresses me. I was such a goober.

Still a funny movie.

"Hey, paisan, stay away from that ralph Elliott case, or i'll haver to send your spaghetti bending butt back to Milan."

That's one of my favorite lines...the other was with the late great Phil Hartman acting as the Prison Guard at Alcatraz...Hello everyone, my name is Jack Johnson but everyone here calls me Vicky.

One other, I don't have the exact verbage so don't crucify me... something along the lines of....

...and they all took turns...pissing...into the bitches ocular cavity...............................This way to the cafeteria!

LMAO

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

All being said, I changed my vote to Airplane. By far, the most quotable movie of all time...

"Win just one, for the Zipper...I don't know where I'll be then Rock, but I won't smell too good."

Gotta love the Fight Song playing in the background!!!

 

[GoshenGipper]

All being said, I changed my vote to Airplane. By far, the most quotable movie of all time...

Win just one, for the Zipper...

Gotta love the Fight Song playing in the background!!!

*Gasp!* How dare you use your mod powers to change something!

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

*Gasp!* How dare you use your mod powers to change something!

lol...just one of those little perks.

 

[SoCalDomer]

All being said, I changed my vote to Airplane. By far, the most quotable movie of all time...

"Win just one, for the Zipper...I don't know where I'll be then Rock, but I won't smell too good."

Gotta love the Fight Song playing in the background!!!

Sheeeet. Lay um down, slackem yackem.

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

Sheeeet. Lay um down, slackem yackem.

Lookie here...I can dig some grease and buns and drag em' through the garden...

Bet babe, slide me a piece of the pork, drinks, I run the java...

LMAO

 

[GoshenGipper]

I changed SCD's vote for him too.

 

[SoCalDomer]

I changed SCD's vote for him too.

Thanks Goshen. I take back all those things I said about you.

 

[ACamp1900]

Airplane and Blazing Saddles are both CLASSIC... but I went with 'other'... my personal choice would have been one of the following...


Half Baked, Full Metal Jacket and Pulp Fiction

 

[notredomer23]

I said anchor man, but Goshen, shame on you. You left Borat out

I had a sexy time with my mother in law
Thats not funny
Its not a joke.

LOL

 

[GoshenGipper]

Thanks Goshen. I take back all those things I said about you.

That's right you better. I'll punch you in the ovaries, yep, righ in the baby maker.

Quick, everyone, come see how good I look!

Stoney, would you like to come to my pants party?

 

[GoshenGipper]

I said anchor man, but Goshen, shame on you. You left Borat out

I had a sexy time with my mother in law
Thats not funny
Its not a joke.

LOL

I've never seen it, and I don't really have any desire to do so.

 

[NDOM]

Airplane and Blazing Saddles are both CLASSIC... but I went with 'other'... my personal choice would have been one of the following...


Half Baked, Full Metal Jacket and Pulp Fiction

HALF BAKED INDEED! "Bitch!, You know what I want, I wanna talk to samson, fly me to the moon like that bitch alice kramdon!"

 

[NDOM]

Airplane and Blazing Saddles are both CLASSIC... but I went with 'other'... my personal choice would have been one of the following...


Half Baked, Full Metal Jacket and Pulp Fiction

and since you have like almost 20 million I think you should loan me 100000 just cuz we both like half baked! HE HE HE HE HE HE. "DAMN NIGGA WHAT YOU DO GO TO WEED COLLEGE?"

 

[SouthernIrish]

My boys kept quoting Dumb and Dumber for years. Then my brother made them watch Blues Brothers and i think they both used quotes from that in the yearbook.

"We've got no food. We've got no job, our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!" was used when one of them screwed up

"According to the map we've only gone 4 inches" was used whenever I tried to give anyone directions

 

[NDFan4Life]

Monty Python & The Holy Grail

One of my favorite movies of all time.

King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

 

[SouthernIrish]

 

[NDFan4Life]

Those guys were just so hilarious!

When I was in grade school, I'd quote the show all of the time. I went to a Catholic grade school and the nuns would go ballistic. I always ended up in detention.

 

[Epitome]

Arnold in the Terminator

 

[Mattmags]

other...Dumb and Dumber.

"We landed on the moon!"

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

I said other.....Gotta be Diehard.

Yippee kay yah, mofo.


Dumb and dumber is great too.

Nice set of hooters you got there


Also....The Naked Gun

Hey, nice beaver!

 

[Wham]

(Adhemar): You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could you possibly beat me?

(Wat): We're the sons of peasants. Glory, and riches, and stars are beyond our grasps. But a full stomach, that dream can come true.

(Prince Edward): Your men love you. If I knew nothing else about you, that would be enough.

 

[KamaraPolice]

I love all the different accents in Club Dread:

"I'm bringing a my-chet-tay"
"Oral Roberts? Is that like the dirty sanchez?"
"OH! You piccadilly whore!"

It's probably because i just watched the movie the other day.