Wedding Present Ideas

[Stalking_Eagle]

I need an idea for a wedding present idea, what I wanted to get I'm not having luck finding and everything on the registry is taken except for a few crappy gifts. I'm the best man and don't want to give a set of hand towels.

 

[Sweeney6083]

invisible ear muffs

 

[Stalking_Eagle]

invisible ear muffs

You are very helpful today.

 

[GoshenGipper]

Find out where they are going on their honeymoon and get them some kind of gift card/day pass that they can use there. Ex. day at a spa, cool restaurant, etc.

 

[irishnd31]

Candles always make a nice gift, and we could find out where they are registered and maybe get them a nice place setting.

 

[ACamp1900]

Find out where they are going on their honeymoon and get them some kind of gift card/day pass that they can use there. Ex. day at a spa, cool restaurant, etc.

f** k THAT!!

two simple gifts will do... Industrial sized bottle of A. Nitrate ... and a year's pass to the local titty bar for your boy... you wouldn't be a best man otherwise...

 

[irishnd31]

f** k THAT!!

two simple gifts will do... Industrial sized bottle of Anal nitrate... and a year's pass to the local titty bar for your boy... you wouldn't be a best man otherwise...

Or picture frames are always nice. LMAO

 

[ACamp1900]

Or picture frames are always nice. LMAO

Capture the moment that either mother react to the gift...

 

[Steve]

man, i'm the best man for my bro's wedding in june.

it gives me an excuse to get one of THESE

 

[GoshenGipper]

f** k THAT!!

two simple gifts will do... Industrial sized bottle of A. Nitrate ... and a year's pass to the local titty bar for your boy... you wouldn't be a best man otherwise...

Whatever. You need mutiple gifts then, one as the best man that goes to the groom and the wife never findfs out about, and then one that goes to both of them, so you can get on the bride's good side.

 

[ACamp1900]

Whatever. You need mutiple gifts then, one as the best man that goes to the groom and the wife never findfs out about, and then one that goes to both of them, so you can get on the bride's good side.

As the best man... one never gets on the brides good side...

A. Nitrate

 

[ACamp1900]

man, i'm the best man for my bro's wedding in june.

it gives me an excuse to get one of THESE

SWEET!

 

[irishnd31]

As the best man... one never gets on the brides good side...

A. Nitrate

Yeah, nothing says Congratulations on the first day of the rest of your lives quite like anal nitrate!!

 

[ACamp1900]

Yeah, nothing says Congratulations on the first day of the rest of your lives quite like anal nitrate!!

And how.


she'll thank you later

 

[GoshenGipper]

As the best man... one never gets on the brides good side...

A. Nitrate

If she has hot friends, or you still want to go to sporting events with her husband you might want to. That all depends on the temperment of said bride though.

 

[ACamp1900]

If she has hot friends, or you still want to go to sporting events with her husband you might want to. That all depends on the temperment of said bride though.

After the gifts are used I imagine her temperment would be easy to predict....

 

[Subwayalum]

wedding gifts

wedding gifts

When I was a bride some 15 years ago I recieved a ton of "crappy gifts". You should look at the Hammes Notre Dame bookstore. They have lamps that are nice and something that the new couple will have for a lifetime. Good luck.

 

[IRISHDODGER]

Candles always make a nice gift, and we could find out where they are registered and maybe get them a nice place setting.

I can't believe now one's acknowledged your excellent "Bull Durham" quote yet. Reps to you!

 

[IRISHDODGER]

I need an idea for a wedding present idea, what I wanted to get I'm not having luck finding and everything on the registry is taken except for a few crappy gifts. I'm the best man and don't want to give a set of hand towels.

Go w/ GG's suggestion of the gift card for the couple on their honeymoon. For the groom, as the best man, I'd get the rest of the groomsmen to go in w/ you on an expensive box of cigars. Then at the wedding party, you can all enjoy a celebratory smoke!

 

[ACamp1900]

Go w/ GG's suggestion of the gift card for the couple on their honeymoon. For the groom, as the best man, I'd get the rest of the groomsmen to go in w/ you on an expensive box of cigars. Then at the wedding party, you can all enjoy a celebratory smoke!

I think they'd have more fun with mine...

 

[brownkj002]

I asked my gilfriend and she said to get something personalized for them. A site she said that is good is www.PersonalGifts.com or sites like that. Good Luck.

 

[ACamp1900]

I asked my gilfriend and she said to get something personalized for them. A site she said that is good is www.PersonalGifts.com or sites like that. Good Luck.

I asked my pure as snow (seriously I'm not joking) Christian gal what she thought about anal nitrate and she said something to the effect of...

"For the wedding night?! HELL YES!! She's his to own now right?"

I got a winner boys... let's give her a hand

 

[dudexcore]

wtf is anal nitrate?

 

[irishlaw77]

Candles always make a nice gift, and we could find out where they are registered and maybe get them a nice place setting.

Let's turn two!
I was going to quote it if somebody else hadn't. Way to beat me to the punch!

 

[Rizzophil]

My single Christian friend ALWAYS give KY Jelly to the wedding couple. Seriously.

 

[ACamp1900]

wtf is anal nitrate?

Dare I?

 

[GoshenGipper]

I asked my pure as snow (seriously I'm not joking) Christian gal what she thought about anal nitrate and she said something to the effect of...

"For the wedding night?! HELL YES!! She's his to own now right?"

I got a winner boys... let's give her a hand

I know many other christian girls that would hold the same opinion.

 

[GoshenGipper]

wtf is anal nitrate?

Dear Lord, don't you people learn anything in school over there at Concord.


Go for it ACamp!

 

[dudexcore]

i've heard of many things in my day, anal nitrate is something i'm not familiar with.

 

[portlaNDgal]

This is cool stuff from Santa Fe, http://www.nambe.com Cool, modern looking stuff with an artsy style. You can find it in most major department stores.

Or, a really nice bottle of champagne that they can drink on their first anniversary.