Mas, dude, you have me all wrong....

[TheIrishHammer]

Garbage" is such a subjective term. To be perfectly honest, there is soemthing entirely obsessive and, frankly, creepy about grown men tracking the lives of high school athletes on a daily, strike that, hourly basis. But so be it.

The ironic thing is your main complaint - lack of "mature and intelligent discussion" - was fueled by the return of the antagonist, Mr. Hammer, and will now recess because he disliked the treatment I gave him.

You can choose not to label it "hypocrisy" or not, but there is something eternally amusing about a person who lights up others but turns into a snivelling coward when he becomes the target. I'll never tire of exposing such people.

In fact, I've never seen anyone get me more wrong. The next time you give me "the treatment" will be the first. Plus, it'd probably help if you pointed these moments out to me. You're basically a simpleton, one of many, in fact, and I tire easily of your "thoughts." I come and go as I please, as your now dead mother can attest to.

And the fact that you think making me a target is reason to make me leave is the ultimate irony. Some other posters have me pegged much better than you do. Use a little logic, boy, before making statements. In your attempt to "arouse" me, you contradict yourself. You're a dimwitted little boy playing a thinking little boy's game.

 

[UNTITLEDPROJECT]

This will get messy...

 

[TheIrishHammer]

This will get messy...

Hardly. MAS is a cunt on a flea on my dog's ass.

 

[marv81s]

Hardly. MAS is a cunt on a flea on my dog's ass.

Yeah, that was an intelligent remark.

 

[TheIrishHammer]

Yeah, that was an intelligent remark.

It's called smack talk, dummy. The next time I come here to discuss preferred stocks and bonds is when you can attempt to shoot me.

 

[marv81s]

you bore me hammer, i'm done going back and forth with you.

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

you bore me hammer, i'm done going back and forth with you.

Atta boy...As Paul McCartney once said..."Let it be..."

 

[TheIrishHammer]

you bore me hammer, i'm done going back and forth with you.

If I had been smacked around as badly as you've been smacked around by me, I'd be bored with me, too. Of course, your dead mother was never bored with me.

 

[ndficoop]

Hammer, thanks for all the work on the pool. Amazing job.
If you need me to cast a curse, let me know. I have a collection that range from moderately potent to extreme.

 

[TheIrishHammer]

Hammer, thanks for all the work on the pool. Amazing job.
If you need me to cast a curse, let me know. I have a collection that range from moderately potent to extreme.

Much appreciated, Coop, but these poor chaps are fresh out of boot camp, whereas I have some training.

 

[marv81s]

If I had been smacked around as badly as you've been smacked around by me, I'd be bored with me, too. Of course, your dead mother was never bored with me.

I'm sorry did you say something?

 

[TheIrishHammer]

you bore me hammer, i'm done going back and forth with you.

hehehehehehehehehehe.

Try harder next time.......like your dead mom never had to say to me.

 

[Nardo!]

Hey, let's leave the mothers out of this.

Otherwise, I'll take Dorothy Mantooth out to a delicious steak dinner and never call her again.

 

[scooper]

Hammer, thanks for all the work on the pool. Amazing job.
If you need me to cast a curse, let me know. I have a collection that range from moderately potent to extreme.

Good grief, Catcher. Does he at least buy you dinner or drinks first? Or are you in it strictly for physical gratification?

Frankly, for all his quirks, I figured hammer to have better taste than you.

 

[ndficoop]

Scoop, scoop, scoop. One more neuron and you will have a synapse.

 

[TheIrishHammer]

Good grief, Catcher. Does he at least buy you dinner or drinks first? Or are you in it strictly for physical gratification?

Frankly, for all his quirks, I figured hammer to have better taste than you.

I'm always appreciative of people who spend cash to purchase gifts for underprivileged kids, unlike those who spend cash to purchase underprivileged kids, scooper.

 

[scooper]

Nervous system jokes always slay me.

 

[scooper]

I'm always appreciative of people who spend cash to purchase gifts for underprivileged kids, unlike those who spend cash to purchase underprivileged kids, scooper.

You have no idea what in the hell you are talking about.

 

[TheIrishHammer]

You have no idea what in the hell you are talking about.

Oops....touched a nerve? hehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[marv81s]

Hammer, to speak your way and cut through the BS, because I am not going to speak as nicely as Scoop is, Your a load that should have been swallowed and the best part of you slid down the crack of your mom's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

 

[scooper]

Oops....touched a nerve? hehehehehehehehehehehehe

again......I raise money for underpriviledged children for a living. I gave you the name of the charity. When I see a donation from you, I'll gladly support your cause.

 

[TheIrishHammer]

Hammer, to speak your way and cut through the BS, because I am not going to speak as nicely as Scoop is, Your a load that should have been swallowed and the best part of you slid down the crack of your mom's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

It's a good thing you won't be going back and forth with me anymore. I shudder to think of the consequences. That was some joke, Marv.....what's next, a knock-knock joke about oranges?

 

[TheIrishHammer]

again......I raise money for underpriviledged children for a living. I gave you the name of the charity. When I see a donation from you, I'll gladly support your cause.

After your overreaction, I'm thinking there's a reason you like being close to kids.....I could be wrong, of course.

 

[scooper]

I could be wrong, of course.

Really?

 

[TheIrishHammer]

Really?

Once again, skewered by the rapier witless. I must now bid you toads adieu. This will be your only chance to get in free shots.....you know, like your mothers did at the VD clinic at Woodstock.

 

[MAS]

In fact, I've never seen anyone get me more wrong. The next time you give me "the treatment" will be the first. Plus, it'd probably help if you pointed these moments out to me. You're basically a simpleton, one of many, in fact, and I tire easily of your "thoughts." I come and go as I please, as your now dead mother can attest to.

And the fact that you think making me a target is reason to make me leave is the ultimate irony. Some other posters have me pegged much better than you do. Use a little logic, boy, before making statements. In your attempt to "arouse" me, you contradict yourself. You're a dimwitted little boy playing a thinking little boy's game.

(Board moderator: I swear upon my mother's grave, assuming TIH hasn't given her the Ed Gein "treatment", that this will be my sole response)

Fascinating. One can't help but wonder why you've chosen to create a thread centered entirely upon a "boy"? What exactly elicited this response? Perhaps commenting on your second rate ACross impersonations or perhaps your desperate need to regain your standing amongst the thirtysomething C-teamers on the UHND board? BTW, did you take down your own boards? You know, the ones you created during your excommunication populated by you, a deranged "Nam head case and a couple of the C-teamers? Could I contrive anything more pathetic than that? A "dude" gets booted for making anti-semitic remarks, tries to imbed himself on another board, doesn't the response he desires, puts up some boards trying to attract some of his old buddies, ends up talking mostly to himself and said head case, informs the webmasters of the C-team board that they need him more than he needs them, finally making it back to his catbird seat amongst the "dimwits"? Ouch!

Fortunately, the overwhelming amount of idle time you clearly possess has allowed you to stumble upon a truly worthy cause. I thank you sincerely for inadvertently pointing me towards a fine charity that really will become a yearly tradition in honor of a deceased family member (not my mother).

Cheers

 

[jiggafini19]

Any reason this couldn't have been a personal message rather than another self indulgent turd of a thread?

This board is dying more and more each day.

Beep..........beep........beep........beep

 

[scooper]

Once again, skewered by the rapier witless. I must now bid you toads adieu. This will be your only chance to get in free shots.....you know, like your mothers did at the VD clinic at Woodstock.

Night mike