Fresh off the Atomic Wedgie Murder: Italian-Irish Relations Take a Step Backwards

[palinurus]

Dispute over chess ends with man killing landlord and eating his heart - UPI.com

 

[Jebediah Springfield]

Smart people always do the craziest shit.

 

[Pachuco]

I'm interrupting this thread

I'm interrupting this thread

Dog saves woman's life with HEIMLICH manoeuvre after Lesley Hailwood began choking on a chocolate - Mirror Online

Too much shit in the news.

 

[Voltaire]

Landlord didn't have the chest to compete.

 

[irishog77]

Dispute over chess ends with man killing landlord and eating his heart - UPI.com

He was allegedly only ATTEMPTING to eat his heart, not actually eating it.

No biggie then.

 

[irishog77]

Dog saves woman's life with HEIMLICH manoeuvre after Lesley Hailwood began choking on a chocolate - Mirror Online

Too much shit in the news.

Whatever. I'm betting it was a failed peanut butter ploy.

 

[Black Irish]

I guess the guy's heart wasn't in the right place.

 

[dublinirish]

yeah this has been a pretty messed up story over here alright, cops say it the most grisly thing they have ever seen. The guy's one lung is still missing (presumed the killer ate that too).

 

[Black Irish]

Also, the article states that the two men had been playing the game for a year. Either these guys are really pressed for time or they flat out suck at chess.

"I'm all in."
"That's poker, idiot, this is chess."
"Okay, then, gin!"
"No, damnit! We're playing chess, not gin rummy!"
"Do you get money for landing on Free Parking?"
"Arrrgghh! I can't take it anymore!" Grabs knife. Game over.

 

[dublinirish]

the killer only became the murdered's lodger a few weeks previously, i think that article is wrong

 

[Irish8248]

 

[palinurus]

I might be wrong, but I think this a picture of the alleged murderer:

 

[calvegas04]

Leave it to an Italian to do something stupid, need to stick to making pizza's

 

[Jebediah Springfield]

Leave it to an Italian to do something stupid, need too stick to making pizza's

 

[Irish#1]

I guess the guy's heart wasn't in the right place.

LMAO

 

[palinurus]

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[palinurus]

Leave it to an Italian to do something stupid, need to stick to making pizza's

Well, pizzas, pastas, parmagianos, proscuittos, and Renaissances.

 

[dublinirish]

he was sicilian haha

 

[irishog77]

Well, pizzas, pastas, parmagianos, proscuittos, and Renaissances.

Discovering the New World, most of the Popes, and....not bathing everyday, smoking in public, and Fascism too.

 

[ACamp1900]

Where you all you mick, guinea bastards be if it weren't for us Scots watching after the lot of ya???