The Curse of Gary Gray

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polishdomer said:
I am getting married tomorrow...closing on a new townhouse on Wednesday...damn the Curse! How dare you decommit and ruin my bachelorhood as well as my financial freedom! Oh wait, the freedom went when my first bill for my student loans came through...


Hey congrats pdomer. Hope all went well. I'm sure that we will both live full and blissful lives locked arm in arm with the same woman day in and day out. The only women that we will able be ever to hold at night. The ONE woman who we vow our undying love for.
For better or for worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health. :puke:

Sweet Christ, I'm going to have to start drinking more. :party:
 
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irishnd31 said:
I'm sure that we will both live full and blissful lives locked arm in arm with the same woman day in and day out. The only women that we will able be ever to hold at night. The ONE woman who we vow our undying love for.

"....With the SAME woman day in and day out."
Wow, kinda has a "Big Love" feel to it, don't it.
Now will you three being moving to a commune in Utah?
 

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NDAlumSon said:
"....With the SAME woman day in and day out."
Wow, kinda has a "Big Love" feel to it, don't it.
Now will you three being moving to a commune in Utah?
Wow, I guess I should have read through what I posted before sending it through. I don't think that will happen any time soon though Alum.
 

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Ever since Gray's decommittment, the relationship between Art Shell and Jerry Porter has gone bad and now Porter wants to be traded away from the Raiders. Damn you Gary Gray.

If you read this Gary, I'm just kidding.
 
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irishnd31 said:
... I'm sure that we will both live full and blissful lives locked arm in arm with the same woman day in and day out. The only women that we will able be ever to hold at night. The ONE woman who we vow our undying love for.
For better or for worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health. ...

I was at a wedding where the best man (brother of the groom) made a toast that was very close to that. He was describing that special woman each man hopes for.

As he pointed to the groom to say, "... and he found her", he uttered instead, "... And we found her and look forward to waking next to that gorgeous face each morning."

He downed his champagne while a stunned room watched the bride and groom. The groom glared at the bride while the bride turned her pained face back and forth in disbelief from the bubbly best man to the now glowering groom. Suddenly she stood up and flung her bouquet at the groom, shrieking, "I promised to share myself with you NOT your damn family!" and strode out of the room.

Bridesmaids scurried after the bride, groomsmen prevented the groom from killing his brother. One of the most memorable weddings I've attended.

And the best man couldn't even blame it on the curse of Gary Gray.
 

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OUUUUCH!!!! That had to be one of the most horrible experiences for just about everyone. Funny as hell. I guess i should definitely watch how I word things. Don't want to make a mistake like that guy.
 

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I think when Gary Gray said on Scout that South Carolina has the edge right now to get people off his back. I think he's putting a smoke screen up to South Carolina to get them of his back I think we have a great shot. I'm 60/40 Irish right now.
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Andrew Dailey to Penn State
James Wilson to USC

So two four star prospects who seemed like ND locks as late as three weeks ago BOTH not only lose "ND lean" status but COMMIT to two rival programs three weeks later? Oh, yeah, what event ocurred three weeks ago?
 

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ND'10 said:
Andrew Dailey to Penn State
James Wilson to USC

So two four star prospects who seemed like ND locks as late as three weeks ago BOTH not only lose "ND lean" status but COMMIT to two rival programs three weeks later? Oh, yeah, what event ocurred three weeks ago?

What are you talking about? Dailey was not an ND lock. He doesn't have an ND offer. Wilson is a loss. While I would have like Dailey (for Ohio reasons) they have obviously not lost out on him.
 
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Steve Spurrier took Gray to Disneyland.

Adios, amigo.

Hahaha....nice! There are nice golf courses around there, so Spurrier might have gone.
 

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ND'10 said:
Andrew Dailey to Penn State
James Wilson to USC

So two four star prospects who seemed like ND locks as late as three weeks ago BOTH not only lose "ND lean" status but COMMIT to two rival programs three weeks later? Oh, yeah, what event ocurred three weeks ago?

You're right, its the curse of Gary Gray!
 
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You're right, its the curse of Gary Gray!

Damn those Oakland Raiders. It's contagious and Porter is the carrier host now.
 

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Seems like Gray is a lock at South Carolina. He's 55% Gamecock. Unless something changes he's a Gamecock.
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irishfan81 said:
Seems like Gray is a lock at South Carolina. He's 55% Gamecock. Unless something changes he's a Gamecock.








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irishfan81 said:
Seems like Gray is a lock at South Carolina. He's 55% Gamecock. Unless something changes he's a Gamecock.

55% is a lock?

eh-hem...WHAT THE $%#@ ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

you should have stuck with scout or rivals.
 

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When a guy says he's 55% for a team 9 times out 10 he's going to thats school. In this case Gary Gray is 55% Gamecock.
 

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irishnd31 said:

Me too. I'm pretty sure it's on purpose at this point. I should have known better.

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irishfan81 said:
When a guy says he's 55% for a team 9 times out 10 he's going to thats school. In this case Gary Gray is 55% Gamecock.
9 out of 10 times is 55%??????????

Oh dear.
 
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that makes alot of sense

come on kids don't decommit if there isnt a purpose

for anyone to say he is headed to USoC right now because he says he is 55% is laughable
 

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irishfan81 said:
In other words Gary Gray is going to be a Gamecock.


You're right.

You win.

Hey, on a side note. There is a 0% chance of snow in Pennsylvania today. Better get out the mittens and scarf.
 

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irishnd31 said:
You're right.

You win.

Hey, on a side note. There is a 0% chance of snow in Pennsylvania today. Better get out the mittens and scarf.

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